In 2019 there are more male sex toys than a single guy can fuck in a single lifetime. That hasn't stopped us from trying though. We've tested dozens of the top-rated sex toys for guys, so you can skip the dirty work and get right to finding the good stuff.
Part of what makes men's toys so awesome is their design. These devices and machines are engineered to stimulate the penis as much as physically possible, and can feel even better than the real thing.
In this guide we are ranking the 15 best male sex toys.
The new Quickshot Launch has blasted its way to the top of our list after its debut in March 2019.
This thing is powerful. At it's highest speed setting it does 4 thrusts per second, faster than even the most muscly girls can fap you off. Unlike a cute girl though, the Quickshot launch doesn't get tired, doesn't complain, and doesn't need an uber ride home.
You can also set the depth of penetration with the controls. You can go from shallow 1 inch thrusts all the way to deep 8 inch thrusts. I'd recommend trying the short shallow strokes with a high speed, which lets you fap the crap out that sensitive sweet spot on the underside of your penis's tip.
The detailed controls let you jerk off with tons of variation, and with some practice, using this male sex toy becomes an art form that you have to try to be able to appreciate.
PROS: powerful, fast, vr compatible, easy to clean
CONS: expensive, only works with quickshot sleeves
For only $21, the Tenga Egg pack lets you bust your load without busting your wallet. It's one of the most economical ways to bring some variety into your jerk-off sessions.
But how will such a small egg fit on your dick? You may be wondering.
Like all male stroker toys, these eggs are very soft and stretchy. You can penetrate the hole in the bottom of the egg and stretch it up to 12 inches. Then just masturbate as usual and let the egg's internal texture soup up the stimulation.
Each egg in the pack has a different texture too, so you get a ton of different sensations with your purchase of the pack.
The main downside of these cheaper kinds of male toys is they don't last forever. They're made from a porous type of TPE material which can be difficult to clean and will degrade overtime. I get 10-20 full sessions out of each egg. They will eventually end up ripping, loosening, or getting semen and lube caked into the material.
To make them last longer try to turn them inside out and wash them thoroughly, then let them dry in a well ventilated area.
Tenga also sells these as individual eggs, so if you love a texture you can stock up on that kind.
PROS: best bang for the buck, variety of textures
CONS: only lasts for 10-20 uses
The Turbo Thrust is designed to feel like you're getting a blowjob. Don't be fooled by its outward appearance, the inside has three points of entry: one for the mouth, one to simulate a tongue, and another that feels like a throat.
If you've used other masturbator toys, you'll recognize the difference as soon as you penetrate this thing, it's super intense. The inside is soft and squishy, but filled with ridges and bumps that make for a stimulating riding.
At a price of $70, it's more of a mid-ranged sex toy for guys, not as expensive as an automatic blowjob machine (more on those in a bit), but not as cheap as a disposable Tenga egg. These are more durable and can last a few years as long as you clean them after each use. Use lots of water pressure which will get out semen from any crooks and crevices.
PROS: intense blowjob experience
CONS: needs to be cleaned after each use
Since 1995, Fleshlight Inc. has been making and baking some of the most realistic feeling artificial vagina. Their secret is a patented material called 'Super Skyn', which feels fleshy, warm, and textured, just like a real pussy.
There are a bunch of fleshlights to choose from though and it can get confusing, so for our guide, the 14 best fleshlights, we reviewed 25 fleshlights to track down which ones are the best bang for the buck.
The generic (and cheaper) version of the Fleshlight is a pocket pussy, which means any male sex toy that looks and feels like a vagina.
The upside of pocket pussies is they can be a lot more affordable than fleshlights, with some being as low as $20. In our pocket pussy guide you'll learn about 23 of the best pocket pussies.
Every guy loves a good blowjob, the tricky part is finding someone to give them to you.
Blowjob machines solve that problem. They never get tired, never complain, and will suck your dick 24/7 if you let them.
They can be more expensive than pocket pussies though. Check out our blowjob machine guide to learn more about this cool new technology in the world of sex toys for men.
An onahole is a pocket pussy that was designed and made in Japan, a country where they are famous for making some of the best sex toys for men.
Onaholes are tighter than other pocket pussies, and most have two layers: an incredibly soft outer layer that's fun to touch, and a slightly firmer inner layer which gives your member more stimulation.
In this day and age sex dolls can look as realistic as a real person. They are as much works of art as they are sex toys.
They come in all varieties too. You can get a blow up doll for $20 or get a realistic silicone wife for a few thousand. Some people take these very seriously and there are entire forums dedicated to sex doll accessories and maintenance.
To learn more about them check out our article on the best sex dolls.
Vibrators aren't just for vaginas. Penis vibrators, aka guybrators, wrap around the penis a shake you all the way to your prostate until you come. No stroking required.
To use them you just hold them in place on the tip of your penis. The vibrations run up your shaft all the way to your prostate, which can give deep body orgasms. Learn more about them in our penis vibrator article.
A lot of guys are missing out on the incredible orgasms you can get for stimulating your prostate.
You can use one of the best prostate massagers to reach through your anus and stimulate your prostate. This is where the base of your penis begins and semen is stored. By stimulating it with vibration you will cause full body orgasms that are beyond words. If you can get past a fear of butt play this is a must try.
Cock rings increase the firmness and size of an erection by constricting your cock and preventing blood from flowing out.
They come in different materials from silicone to stainless steel. Some have extra vibration that turn the penis into a vibrator and give extra clit stimulation during sex.
These go around your penis and let you change the size and shape of your dick. Some people use it for extra girth and length, some use fantasy penis sleeves to give themselves a dragon or wolf shaped penis.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you. Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out. These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it. They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!