By: JC Ways
May 30, 2024
Hands-free male orgasms sound like a thing of fantasy… a dream conjured up by a horny dude with too much time on his hands.
Men are genetically programmed to want to be orgasming all night and day, so it’s no surprise that humanity has been hard at work developing multiple sex toys for men, such as hands free masturbators, prostate massagers, and automatic sex toys for men.
Here in this list, we have compiled some of the best hands free male sex toys on the market, whether they’re stimulating your prostate, penis, perineum, or any other P-related body parts.
Let’s do it!
Do you ever feel like jacking it but your hands are just too tired to want to do anything?
Well now you can have an autostroker machine do all the hard work for you. Automatic masturbation machines are a marvel of modern technology!
Fleshlight’s own autostroking machine
Featuring a vagina-shaped opening which they politely call a “Lady Orifice”, the Fleshlight Launch is Fleshlight’s flagship auto masturbator machine for men, allowing them to intimately control their hands free male sex toy experience.
Charged via a USB cable (so you’re not buying batteries all the time), this hands free male sex toy allows you to customize the length and frequency of the strokes, providing a hands free cumming experience which is tailored to your penis size and sensitivities.
Designed for Fleshlight’s Quickshot toys
The Quickshot Launch is designed to be used with Fleshlight’s Quickshot range of male sex toys, which have been getting pretty good reviews themselves lately. This auto stroking machine can reach speeds of up to 250 strokes per minute, which is basically impossible to achieve when actually having sex. Have you ever pumped into a partner 4 times a second? I sure haven’t.
Nonetheless, this toy also provides you with a bunch of customization settings for your jacking session – which can last up to 60 minutes. These settings include custom pleasure zone for your cock’s base, tip, and shaft. For example, if you enjoy the sucker to concentrate more on the tip on your cock when receiving a blowjob, you could set this hands free masturbator to concentrate more on that area. Pure bliss.
Unlimited blowjobs
The branding and marketing of this sex toy are simultaneously amazing and cringey. Marketed as providing “Unlimited Blowjobs”, this toy claims to provide you with 500 hours of deepthroat-style blowjobs as and when you please. It plugs into the wall, so you don’t need batteries, and its robust construction means that it will be last for many years to come (or cum, more like).
“The release from orgasm does much to calm people. It helps with sleep, and that is whether we talk about solo sex or sex with a partner.”Jennifer Bass, Sex Researcher
Sex has been clinically proven to relieve stress, treat depression, and help with better sleep, so there’s every reason in the world to be ensuring that you’re receiving regular automated blowjobs every day!
Advanced hands free masturbator
This Male Masturbation Machine is not the kind of thing that you can hide away in a sex drawer – you’re going to notice it if it’s around, so you’d best make sure that you have the space to put it somewhere. The male stroker sex toy attachments are USB rechargeable and come with 10 different vibrate settings for unique sensations, providing you with a wide range of possibilities.
The main downside to this machine is how ridiculously large and unsubtle it is – it’s not ideal if you don’t live alone or with an open sexual partner. Still, there’s a lot of potential fun to be had if you’re willing to part with nearly $600.00 for a hands free male masturbator machine!
Sales of prostate massage sex toys have increased 56% over the last 5 years, with more and more men taking advantage of the so-called “male G spot”, sometimes referred to as the “P spot”.
In fact, it could even be good for your health to massage your prostate every now and then. With a little practice, prostate massagers can make you can orgasm without even touching your cock.
So, let’s take a look at the top hands-free prostate toys for men!
Hands free prostate massage for newbies
The Aneros Helix is a hands free prostate massager which is designed for both new and experienced prostate massage users. You see, this device does not vibrate or pulse inside you – it’s actually just a well-shaped piece of medical-grade silicone. You actually need to use your own muscles and body in order to experience the toe-curling body-shaking orgasms that this hands free sex toy produces.
There are many different techniques that people use to achieve prostate orgasms, some of which can even lead to you cumming without touching your penis at all!
It’s truly amazing what a prostate orgasm can do to you. Prepare for intensity.
There are many online forums where people discuss their favorite techniques for achieving prostate orgasms, such as this AnerosReddit forum.
Advanced prostate massage toy
The AnerosProgasm is the bigger brother of the Helix Syn, literally. Designed for more advanced users who know their way around a prostate massage session, this hands free male sex toy could be the very thing that leads you to the multiple orgasms that you’ve been dreaming about.
With practice and patience, the Progasm can even lead you to the elusive “Super O” – the hands free cum-exploding orgasm that most men can only dream of. With the Progasm and some practice, this coveted super orgasm could be yours! There are even tabs which stimulate your perineum and tailbone, leading to even more intense sensations which ripple throughout your body.
Next-level automatic prostate massager
The Lelo Loki Wave is a hands free prostate toy for men who are new to prostate message or who don’t like having to do all the work themselves. It’s unique design not only vibrates, but also moves back and forth too. This way, your prostate doesn’t become “numb” to the vibrations, as they are being applied and then taken away repeatedly.
If you relax and allow yourself to be patient, then this toy can really help bring you to orgasm as one of the best hands free sex toys for men.
Realistic sex doll
Jill is amusingly described as having “small tits”, yet they appear to be bursting out of her top like nothing I’ve ever seen before! This sex doll is one of the most realistic ones I’ve ever personally seen, helping to take it out of that creepy “uncanny valley” look which some of the cheaper sex dolls have.
Jill is customizable to your preferences, right down to the color of her vagina and toenails, so you can craft the perfect sex doll which is just your type. She’s 5’5 and weighs 72 lbs, so you can rest assured that she’s sturdy enough to stay put and take it while you thrust away into one of her many holes.
For our top 3, we’ve chosen devices which represent the best hands free male sex toys for different kinds of pleasure and solo play, whether you’re stimulating your prostate, penis, or a pretend orifice!
Of course, although you could fork out some cash and buy a fancy mount for your existing masturbator toys, there are many ways that you can make a manual masturbator hands free!
If your couch is around the correct height for this, then you can place your Fleshlight in between the cushions of your couch if they’re removable.
This should hold the sex toy in place and leave it sticking out of the couch, giving you plenty of room to fuck it while kneeling up.
If your bed has a design and height which allows for this, then why not tree lifting up your mattress and placing your fleshlight under it while sticking out toward you?
Then, you can fuck it to high heaven and be pretty confident that it’s not going to move. Just makes sure that the mattress isn’t too heavy… you don’t want to hurt yourself!
If you’re quite tall, you might find that your kitchen counter tops are around the height of your waist. If this is the case, why not try duct taping your fleshlight to your kitchen counter, giving it space to stick out toward you?
Just make sure that you clean up before and afterward… it is a food preparation area after all, but sometimes having sex in an unusual place can make it all the more thrilling!
Although achieving a male hands free orgasm is much easier with a hands free male sex toy, there are still some ways of achieving a similar feeling with everyday household objects.
All horny teenage boys have discovered this technique at one point or another. You lie face down on your bed, taking one of your pillows and placing it between your body and your erect penis. This creates a barrier between you and your penis, wedging it between the bed and the pillow.
Now proceed to hump away! Of course, it feels nothing like a human orifice, but we all have to start somewhere.
It seems so obvious when you think about it, but it is indeed possible to achieve orgasms by simply humping your bed or couch with your erect penis.
This technique is definitely quite difficult and tiring, but if you want to experience a hands free solo male orgasm without shelling out for a sex toy, then humping your couch or bed is a good way to go.
For so many years us poor men have been forced to use our hands for masturbation, coupling our ejaculations and orgasms with tiredness as we furiously pump away and try to get ourselves off with a tired arm.
Now it seems like we’ve moved forward, with new hands-free male sex toys allowing us to truly relax and enjoy some realistic faux sex which doesn’t disappoint.
After all, masturbating is about relaxing and enjoying the pleasures of sex, so why not make it as low-effort and serene as possible?
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you forgot the best machine…the Venus 2000! It is unreal.
Why do you call those toys hands-free?? They are all that large and/or heavy that you need at least one hand to hold the device while it works.
I’m waiting for a device which strokes on its own and is so lightweight in order that your hands can do something completely different.
I can see what you mean Alan. It’s more than the toys don’t require you to jack off your cock with your hands like you normally would. I’m also waiting for that day!
im suprised you didnt mintion electro shocking to me is the best hands free nut u will ever bust , so much for you list my man because if you havnt shock your dick ur missing out
thanks for leting me comment
sounds like something we should try!
Witch toy has strongest suction?
They’re not quite “suction”, but I’d recommend either the Onyx or the Lovense Max 2. Onyx is like strokes whereas the Max 2 is vibrations and contractions. You can get similar experiences to sucking, but it’s not quite the same. The Tenga Flip Zero EV is a vibrating penis toy that uses pressure pads to suck onto the penis, so that might help too.
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