Hands-free male orgasms sound like a thing of fantasy… a dream conjured up by a horny dude with too much time on his hands. Men are genetically programmed to want to be orgasming all night and day, so it’s no surprise that humanity has been hard at work developing multiple sex toys for men, such as hands free masturbators, prostate massagers, and automatic sex toys for men.
Yes, achieving the male hands free orgasm without the need for a sexual partner is now within our grasp! And in case you were wondering – yes, there are many hands free sex toys for women, so there’s no need for the ladies to feel left out!
However, that doesn’t necessarily mean that it will be easy. While the technology and hands free sex toys have come a long way in recent years, you still need to concentrate and put some effort in if you want to achieve the male hands free orgasm.
Here in this list, we have compiled some of the best hands free male sex toys on the market, whether they’re stimulating your prostate, penis, perineum, or any other P-related body parts. So whether you’re straight, gay, or somewhere in between, check out this list of hands-free male sex toys!
Fleshlight mount designed for in-shower fucking
Do you find yourself feeling horny in the shower? You’re not alone. Many of us feel like fucking something when we’re naked and steamy, so why not go ahead and do it? With this shower mount from Fleshlight, you can attach your fleshlight toy to the shower and pump away. The best part? Clean up is easy afterward, as you’re literally stood in the shower already.
However, the weight of the fleshlight device can sometimes be too much for the shower mount to handle, causing it to fall to the floor. Also, if you’re the kind of masturbator who likes to use lube, then being in the shower is not exactly ideal. As pointed out by many publications online, shower sex can be quite awkward at the best of times, so always use caution!
PROS: Adheres easily to surfaces
CONS: Water + masturbation isn’t always a good idea
Fleshlight mount designed for doggie-style positions
It took me a little while to realize that this product’s name “Top Dog” is a reference to the doggie-style fucking position that it encourages… maybe I’m just a little slow. Nonetheless, this mount from Fleshlight positions your stamina training unit sex toy at hip height for the vast majority of guys, giving you a hands-free male masturbator in a realistic sexual position.
This mount is great if you like to imagine the real thing, particularly if you like to imagine that you’re pumping away in someone doggy style! The only downside is that the sex toy could be held at an awkward position if you’re too small or too tall for the height of the Top Dog mount.
PROS: Natural sex positioning
CONS: Height problems for some users
Fleshlight mount designed for missionary-style positions
Continuing with their theme of pun names, this “Fleshlight on a Mission” sex toy mount is the best hands-free stroker for guys who like to fuck their fleshlight toy missionary style. Missionary is a great position which is comfortable for the vast majority of people, no matter their size or build.
This mount is great for simulating sex in a position which is easy to get into – you’re not contorting like Houdini to try and climax hands-free.
Of course, the downside is that you need to put a lot of work in if you want to achieve that orgasm… but think of the cardio you’re getting in while you shag your fleshlight on a mission. Your Personal Trainer will be proud!
PROS: Natural sex positioning
CONS: Not enough chest support for some users
What more do you want?
Yes, you read that right, this is the “Apollo Hydro Power Stroker Vibrating Male Masturbator with Suction Cup”… catchy name. This is a water-friendly male masturbator filled with jelly-esque nodules which massage your penis as it brushes past them, sending some intense pulses down your shaft. In addition to this, it also comes with over 30 different vibration and pulse settings for added fun.
And as if a vibrating hands-free male masturbator wasn’t enough, it can also be universally positioned due to its suction cup and mount, allowing you to achieve amazing hands free male orgasms in all different parts of your house. Do you feel like fucking in the bathroom? Go for it. You wanna stroke it on the kitchen counter? You do your thing.
PROS: Intense hands free fun
CONS: Loud rattling sounds
Now here’s where things start to get a little sci-fi-esque – hands free automatic male masturbators. Do you ever feel like jacking it but your hands are just too tired to want to do anything? Well now you can have an autostroker machine do all the hard work for you. I mean, we’re living in a world where auto masturbators exist. This truly is the 21st century.
It’s easy to feel a little shameful about spending money and time to do nothing more than pleasuring yourself like this, but did you know that many countries outside of the US actually encourage daily masturbation for their populations?
“In 2009, the U.K. government got on the bandwagon with other European nations to encourage teenagers to masturbate at least once a day. Not only was masturbating defined as a "right" in health pamphlets, but it was also touted as helping to reduce STDs and teen pregnancy.” - Amanda Chatel, Sex Blogger
Intense 140-strokes-per-minute fun
The Kiroo Onyx 2 comes with 10 contracting rings along the length of the shaft, helping to simulate intercourse. What’s more, it is able to pump away at 140 strokes per minute, which is far faster than most people have sex.
I mean, in real life, you’d be exhausted after a minute or 2 of pumping that fast, but with this auto masturbator, you should lie back and let it do its thing.
140 strokes per minutes is so fast and continuous that you’re unlikely to have ever felt your cock throbbing so intensely in your life
The “flesh” that you fuck is actually a replaceable Fleshlight sleeve, so you know that you’re getting realistic quality.
PROS: Totally hands free male orgasms
Fleshlight’s own autostroking machine
Featuring a vagina-shaped opening which they politely call a “Lady Orifice”, the Fleshlight Launch is Fleshlight’s flagship auto masturbator machine for men, allowing them to intimately control their hands free male sex toy experience.
Charged via a USB cable (so you’re not buying batteries all the time), this hands free male sex toy allows you to customize the length and frequency of the strokes, providing a hands free cumming experience which is tailored to your penis size and sensitivities.
PROS: Heavily customizable stroking
Designed for Fleshlight’s Quickshot toys
The Quickshot Launch is designed to be used with Fleshlight’s Quickshot range of male sex toys, which have been getting pretty good reviews themselves lately. This auto stroking machine can reach speeds of up to 250 strokes per minute, which is basically impossible to achieve when actually having sex. Have you ever pumped into a partner 4 times a second? I sure haven’t.
Nonetheless, this toy also provides you with a bunch of customization settings for your jacking session – which can last up to 60 minutes. These settings include custom pleasure zone for your cock’s base, tip, and shaft. For example, if you enjoy the sucker to concentrate more on the tip on your cock when receiving a blowjob, you could set this hands free masturbator to concentrate more on that area. Pure bliss.
PROS: Up to 250 strokes per minute
CONS: Scary looking
The branding and marketing of this sex toy are simultaneously amazing and cringey. Marketed as providing “Unlimited Blowjobs”, this toy claims to provide you with 500 hours of deepthroat-style blowjobs as and when you please. It plugs into the wall, so you don’t need batteries, and its robust construction means that it will be last for many years to come (or cum, more like).
“The release from orgasm does much to calm people. It helps with sleep, and that is whether we talk about solo sex or sex with a partner.”
Jennifer Bass, Sex Researcher
Sex has been clinically proven to relieve stress, treat depression, and help with better sleep, so there’s every reason in the world to be ensuring that you’re receiving regular automated blowjobs every day!
PROS: Up to 500 hours of use
CONS: Could be more customizable
Advanced hands free masturbator
This Male Masturbation Machine is not the kind of thing that you can hide away in a sex drawer – you’re going to notice it if it’s around, so you’d best make sure that you have the space to put it somewhere. The male stroker sex toy attachments are USB rechargeable and come with 10 different vibrate settings for unique sensations, providing you with a wide range of possibilities.
The main downside to this machine is how ridiculously large and unsubtle it is – it’s not ideal if you don’t live alone or with an open sexual partner. Still, there’s a lot of potential fun to be had if you’re willing to part with nearly $600.00 for a hands free male masturbator machine!
PROS: Endless possibilities
CONS: Quite complex, bulky
If you’ve ever experienced a prostate-assisted orgasm, then you’ll understand why the sales of prostate massage sex toys have increased 56% over the last 5 years, with more and more men taking advantage of the so-called “male G spot”, sometimes to referred to as the “P spot”. In fact, it could even be good for your health to massage your prostate every now and then.
Some doctors are encouraging men to perform regular prostate massages (either by doing it solo, or with a licensed practitioner), claiming they can potentially help alleviate the symptoms of various health issues. - Carrie Borzillo, Sex and Relationships Writer
So, let’s take a look at the top hands free prostate toys for men!
Hands free prostate massage for newbies
The Aneros Helix is a hands free prostate massager which is designed for both new and experienced prostate massage users. You see, this device does not vibrate or pulse inside you – it’s actually just a well-shaped piece of medical-grade silicone. You actually need to use your own muscles and body in order to experience the toe-curling body-shaking orgasms that this hands free sex toy produces.
There are many different techniques that people use to achieve prostate orgasms, some of which can even lead to you cumming without touching your penis at all!
It’s truly amazing what a prostate orgasm can do to you. Prepare for intensity.
There are many online forums where people discuss their favorite techniques for achieving prostate orgasms, such as this AnerosReddit forum.
PROS: Good size (not too big), good for newbies
Advanced prostate massage toy
The AnerosProgasm is the bigger brother of the Helix Syn, literally. Designed for more advanced users who know their way around a prostate massage session, this hands free male sex toy could be the very thing that leads you to the multiple orgasms that you’ve been dreaming about.
With practice and patience, the Progasm can even lead you to the elusive “Super O” – the hands free cum-exploding orgasm that most men can only dream of. With the Progasm and some practice, this coveted super orgasm could be yours! There are even tabs which stimulate your perineum and tailbone, leading to even more intense sensations which ripple throughout your body.
PROS: Large and in charge
CONS: Best for experienced users
World’s first adjustable prostate toy
This is the world’s first adjustable prostate massager, allowing you to perfectly target your prostate and ensure that it gets the stimulation it deserves. This is great if you’re using other prostate massager toys and finding it difficult to hit that sweet spot. Sadly, a lot of prostate massagers tend to be one-size-fits-all, despite men coming in all different shapes and sizes. Luckily, this bad boy gets rid of that problem forever.
This USB-charged device is also able to be controlled remotely via Bluetooth on your smartphone. This is great if your partner likes to tease you, or if you like to stimulate yourself in public without anyone knowing… just make sure that you don’t start moaning in pleasure at your local Starbucks.
PROS: Adjustable – perfect placement, can be controlled remotely
CONS: Battery life could be longer
Next-level automatic prostate massager
The Lelo Loki Wave is a hands free prostate toy for men who are new to prostate message or who don’t like having to do all the work themselves. It’s unique design not only vibrates, but also moves back and forth too. This way, your prostate doesn’t become “numb” to the vibrations, as they are being applied and then taken away repeatedly.
If you relax and allow yourself to be patient, then this toy can really help bring you to orgasm as one of the best hands free sex toys for men.
PROS: Moves back and forth, vibrates, good for beginners
CONS: No remote control
Do what it says on the tin
Yes, that is this hands-free sex toy’s real name… “fuck me silly”. Pipedream, the manufacturers of this toy, really aren’t fucking about with their description of this toy, which comes in both Caucasian and African skin tones. One of the lines on its Amazon description literally reads: “Blow your load inside and never worry about knocking her up”. Need I say more? At least they’re not pretentious.
PROS: Affordable, real feel
CONS: Hard to clean
Top-rated vagina/ass doll
Imitation sex dolls and torsos tend to get a lot of criticism online, with many reviewers complaining about their realism and feel. Nonetheless, good ol’ Layla here is a spread eagle ass and pussy that you can count on when the going gets tough. Unlike many other sex dolls, Layla has both an ass and a vagina which you can pump into, giving you more choice and allowing men to finally try the anal sex that their partners have been denying them.
PROS: Real feel, easy to clean
CONS: Expensive (but worth it!)
Realistic sex doll
Jill is amusingly described as having “small tits”, yet they appear to be bursting out of her top like nothing I’ve ever seen before! This sex doll is one of the most realistic ones I’ve ever personally seen, helping to take it out of that creepy “uncanny valley” look which some of the cheaper sex dolls have.
Jill is customizable to your preferences, right down to the color of her vagina and toenails, so you can craft the perfect sex doll which is just your type. She’s 5’5 and weighs 72 lbs, so you can rest assured that she’s sturdy enough to stay put and take it while you thrust away into one of her many holes.
PROS: Oral, vaginal, and anal capabilities
CONS: Very expensive (but most sex dolls are)
Affordable advanced auto masturbator
If you’re looking for a cheap hands free toy for guys, then this auto masturbator from Paloqueth is just what you need! Featuring unique beads and rotating mechanisms for a different kind of penile stimulation, this hands free autostroker is brilliant if you just want to sit back, relax, and get off. It even comes complete with 6 different female moaning sounds, providing you with additional aural stimulation to help you get in the mood and feel more like it’s the real thing.
PROS: Female moaning sounds, easy to clean
CONS: Too small for some men
For our top 3, we’ve chosen devices which represent the best hands free male sex toys for different kinds of pleasure and solo play, whether you’re stimulating your prostate, penis, or a pretend orifice!
Of course, although you could fork out some cash and buy a fancy mount for your existing masturbator toys, there are many ways that you can make a manual masturbator hands free!
Couch cushion technique
If your couch is around the correct height for this, then you can place your fleshlight in between the cushions of your couch if they’re removable. This should hold the sex toy in place and leave it sticking out of the couch, giving you plenty of room to fuck it while kneeling up.
If your bed has a design and height which allows for this, then why not tree lifting up your mattress and placing your fleshlight under it while sticking out toward you? Then, you can fuck it to high heaven and be pretty confident that it’s not going to move. Just makes sure that the mattress isn’t too heavy… you don’t want to hurt yourself!
Kitchen counter technique
If you’re quite tall, you might find that your kitchen counter tops are around the height of your waist. If this is the case, why not try duct taping your fleshlight to your kitchen counter, giving it space to stick out toward you? Just make sure that you clean up before and afterward… it is a food preparation area after all, but sometimes having sex in an unusual place can make it all the more thrilling!
Although achieving a male hands free orgasm is much easier with a hands free male sex toy, there are still some ways of achieving a similar feeling with everyday household objects.
All horny teenage boys have discovered this technique at one point or another. You lie face down on your bed, taking one of your pillows and placing it between your body and your erect penis. This creates a barrier between you and your penis, wedging it between the bed and the pillow. Now proceed to hump away! Of course, it feels nothing like a human orifice, but we all have to start somewhere.
It seems so obvious when you think about it, but it is indeed possible to achieve orgasms by simply humping your bed or couch with your erect penis. This technique is definitely quite difficult and tiring, but if you want to experience a hands free solo male orgasm without shelling out for a sex toy, then humping your couch or bed is a good way to go.
If you’re on a budget but you really want to experience a hands free male orgasm by humping something, this YouTube video shows you how to make a DIY masturbator using a towel, a latex glove, a plastic stove, and a hair tie. I can’t vouch for how safe or pleasurable this DIY device is, but it might be worth a try if you have the time on your hands!
For so many years us poor men have been forced to use our hands for masturbation, coupling our ejaculations and orgasms with tiredness as we furiously pump away and try to get ourselves off with a tired arm. Now it seems like we’ve moved forward, with new hands-free male sex toys allowing us to truly relax and enjoy some realistic faux sex which doesn’t disappoint. After all, masturbating is about relaxing and enjoying the pleasures of sex, so why not make it as low-effort and serene as possible?