A Guide To The Best Animal Dildos

Animal dildos are one of my favorite kinds of fantasy dildos.  They're perfect if you have furry fetishes, but even if you don't, their unique feelings and sensations are amazing.

There's dozens of animal dildos out there, and i've put the best ones into a big list, time to bring out the kinky zoologist within!

Horse Dildos

Most horse dildos are big, and only veterans will be able to submerge these beasts, but the reward is worth it, it feels amazing!! 

You'll find other members of the equine family: ponies, mules, donkeys, and even unicorns and Pegasuses.  The most famous horse dildo is chance the stallion which is made by bad dragon, and available up to sizes of 15 inches long.

Make sure to use lots of lube, and warm up properly before attempting to mount these beasts, they are generally not a dildo for beginners!    

Read my guide to Horse Dildos

The Walrus Dildo

This Walrus dildo is one of the most massive on my list and an impressive 13 inches in length with a girth that expands from 10 to 15 inches.  If you can take the whole thing you are a champion.  As for the rest of us,  each hump is a milestone to work towards.  Currently, I can only get past the first hump and am still working on the second one.

Read my review of the Walrus Dildo


Knotted Dog Dildos

In my dog dildo guide I go over the top 20 canine dildos.  These are very anatomically correct and have a large bulbus glandis 'knot' towards the base of the dildo.  

These knots are not testicles.  When an actual wolf has sex this 'bulb' or knot fills up with blood once the penis is inserted inside the female.  After it is fully engorged it works as a tie that keeps the wolf's penis from falling out.

Prices for these range from $17 on amazon up to $80 for some high quality wolf dildos on Etsy.  Generally wolf dildos are on the large size at about 8 inches long.  They have a pointed tip on the glands that can add an interesting touch to its penetration.

Fox Dildos

Like the animal they represent, Fox dildos are a little more elusive and difficult to find than dog and equine dildos.  But when they do appear they are always lovely.

My favorite is a fox dildo on Etsy called Ferin.  It's made from a platinum cure silicone which is the safest and best feeling sex toy material, in my opinion.  Its made by Neotori in Germany,  a country where they are known for their kinkiness and ingenuity.  If you are in America this dildo will take over a week to arrive in shipping, it has a long way to travel.

You can also customize the colors by choosing a primary and secondary color.  The primary color is applied to the shaft and the secondary color is used on the base and lower half.

It comes in two sizes:

Small: 6.5" long / 4.7" girth

Medium: 8.5" long / 6" girth

It's a good if you are not a size queen and are looking for something more manageable.  The suction cup at the bottom is also strong and has a furry texture that compliments the fox look.

Summing Up Animal Dildos

Everyone needs at least a few animal dildos in their collection, and hopefully you found a few interesting ones on this list.  If you have any other animal dildos you'd like to see, or want to discuss anything at all, please leave a comment below:)

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