Enter a world of fantasy dildos. There's dragons, unicorns, aliens, zombies, vampires, werewolves, kraken, and other mythical creatures, each with penises just as mythical and unique.
This guide will go over some of my favorite fantasy dildos and hopefully help you discover some new fantastic finds.
To get warmed up, here is a little tool that sorts fantasy dildos. You can vote for your favorites and help them move to the top of the list.
After a few weeks of searching through fantastic cocks, I've tried to compile them into a few categories:
Is there intelligent life out there besides us? If so, what do their penises feel like?
Both equally important questions. And alien dildos let our kinky minds and holes ponder it more deeply.
Here's a few of the well-endowed lifeforms you'll find in this final frontier of exotic dildos:
Dragons are mythical beasts, both inside and outside the den. Tales of their magical cocks are sung in ballads, and their phalluses are molded into art for generations to come.
Ode to a Dragon (Dildo)
Draco the Galaxy has a shaft that radiates blue light, guiding your way to pleasure, even in the darkest of night.
An ice dragon from the north, Echo and his penis are sought by high lords. In exchange for a mold of his shaft, they offer the highest rewards.
If it's size your after, look no further than Stan XL, a cock as large as a rafter, that will stretch one like hell.
For legendary texture, there's the shaft of Apollo, a dragon that lived in what is now known as Sau Paulo.
Bad Dragon studios is one of the most fertile breeding grounds for dragon dildos. Browsing their stock I counted 111 different exotic creations: 68 dildos, 22 penis sleeves, 6 cock sheathes, 5 packers, 5 vibrators, and 4 squirting dildos. The dragon dildos come in different sizes, colors, and firmness, making for thousands of combinations.
Tentacle scenes are a common theme in Japanese Hentai, and these dildos make the fantasy even more real. They usually have an expanding girth and are peppered with dozens of suction cups.
Tentacle dildos are a bit more elusive than dragon dildos. Most fantasy studios create only one or two, so you really have to dig through a lot of shops to find different styles.
The doubly equipped unicorns are some of the most desired partners for group sex. Their spiraling horns are sensational for foreplay, and their equine cocks are eager for the long game.
You don't have to track down an actual unicorn, though. There's many different crafters bringing the unicorn dildo fantasy to life, especially on Etsy.
One of the most beautiful horn dildos i've found is the Rainbow Unicorn dildo on Geeky Sex Toys, which is super rare (limited edition).
My favorite unicorn penis dildo comes from Goblin Dildo Emporium on Etsy, and is a work of art. The shaft has swirls of heart shaped textures that make it both pretty and stimulating.
"Vaginaaaaa", "Buuuuuttssss", these zombie dildos are molded from undead with more than just brains on their mind.
With a penis like this, you'll want these kinky zombies to catch you, their rotting flesh makes for lovely texture.
The best place to buy fantasy dildos is on Etsy, I find they are cheaper and more unique. Etsy has some disadvantages though: dildos can go out of stock, they can take weeks to ship, and their custom nature means they may not be 100% as pictured.
Here are some more fantasy dildo creators. You can find an even longer list on this blog's post.
Thanks for reading! Please feel free to leave a comment about anything at all, especially if you have any other favorite fantasy dildos you think should be added to this post:) If you want more dildo eye-candy, check out my guide to the best dildos ever.