October 27, 2023
If you love ejaculation, you’ll love squirting dildos.
With these dongs, you can dominate your partner with multiple loads and facials. Once they’ve had enough, turn the dildo on yourself and fill up your hole with creamy fake semen that feels like a real cock is cumming inside you.
I even use my ejaculating dildos for stress relief, like a bubble wrap alternative. Something about cumming with them gives me a mini dopamine release, and I’m totally a cum hungry squirting dildo addict at this point. As soon as I load up my dildo with fake semen I’m already turned on.
In this guide we’ll cover all of the ejaculating dildo basics so you can start getting drenched, but first, here is a table of the 7 best squirting dildos.
A squirting dildo is shaped like a regular dildo but it lets you shoot fake semen and replicate the sensation of an ejaculating penis. Ejaculating dildos are used for artificial insemination, realistic facials, for pegging, and even as shot dispensers at college parties.
You also might just like to masturbate this way!
All jizzing dildos have tubing and a way to force your semen of choice out the top. Some have a syringe you can fill and then attach to the tubing. Which lets you have precise control to give little squirts or powerful long distance shots that hit the ceiling.
Others work like a turkey baster. Just dip the head of the penis in the liquid and squeeze the balls – it will suck up all the liquid. Then squeeze the balls again to make it cum. If only all penises worked that way!
Some of these have an external pump as well that is connected to tubing. These work great for harnesses where you don’t want any pressure on the balls to cause ejaculation before you are ready.
The best type of fake semen is a milky white color and safe to put in the body.
I use a hybrid silicone lube like sLiquid Silk, which is as thick as real semen and has that milky white look. It’s body safe for butts or vaginas, and its thickness causes it to squirt about the same distance as a real ejaculation.
If you want the cum to be inside your vagina or anus avoid making your own semen from products like eggs, cornstarch, or coconut oil. Starches will be hydrolyzed into sugars in the vagina and cause yeast and bacterial infections.
However homemade semen is fine for simulating facials and just squirting around the house.
Generally, speaking, fake cum that is suitable for your mouth is not suitable for your butt/vagina (and vice versa).
Like real penises, ejaculating dildos come in all shades, shapes and sizes.
Usually each dildo comes in shades of white, brown, and black. Some dildos like the Pop even have a pink color that is fun to try out. If you see a black dildo and you want a white or vice versa it probably exists.
As for textures a dildo with veins will add extra sensation and realism to its feel. The 5.5 inch Doc Johnson dildo is an example of a dildo that is very veiny.
The material also contributes a lot to the feel. Materials like silicone are the best for dildos and sex toys in general. They feel silky smooth, are body-safe, and are the easiest to clean.
Materials like Cyberskin and phthalate-free PVC also feel very realistic and soft. The only issue I have with these toys is they are porous and difficult to clean. Be sure to run them under hot water after use and store them in a clean, dry location.
The Doc Johnson ‘Bust It’ dildo is a powerful squirter that can ejaculate across a room or hit the ceiling.
The syringe can be loaded with the included “Nut Butter” solution, with water, or any other fluids. The syringe lets you shoot cum in little bursts or long blasts depending on how you depress it.
The toy itself is a fairly large size at 7 inches of length and 6 inches of girth, making it one of the biggest dildos on the market here.
The veins on the outside add a great texture that feel great. The realistic ridge of the tip adds extra pleasure too.
Because PVC is porous it is not the ideal material for a dildo. It is difficult to clean and can act like a sponge that attracts dirt and other fluids. It is a good dildo if you want something that ejaculates as a gag gift, but if you want something for penetration, it’s better to use a silicone dildo.
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The Big Shot packs a lot of rare features for a squirting dildo. It has 10 vibrations settings, a suction cup, is made of silicone, and can ejaculate with the best of them.
The balls hold the liquid, and you can fill them up by pouring your ejaculate of choice into the base. Then when it’s time to cum, press a button on the side and let that jizz fly!
Vibrations
This is the only squirting dildo I’ve seen that also comes with vibrations. Charge it with the port on the side of the dildo and cycle through the 10 patterns with the button on the side.
Compared to other silicone squirting dildos, it’s also the cheapest at $70. Making it one of the top rated squirting dildos
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Clocking in at just $29.99, the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo from sex toy giant LoveHoney is a 5-inch monster that can fill you up nice and deep.
One of the most realistic dildos at this price point, the cheap price and 5-inch size make this perfect for beginners!
Complete with a suction cup base, you can stick this squirting dildo to any hard surface like a floor or wall, giving you various cumming positions to explore and get kinky with.
Harness Compatible
This is one of the few squirting dildos I’ve come across that is strap-on harness compatible, making it perfect for couples who want to try pegging or strap-on sex with an extra twist added in!
The easy squeeze “semen” dispenser makes it simple to enjoy the feeling of being cummed inside, whether you’re using it on yourself or a partner! One of the best strap-on dildos that also “squirts” – what more can you ask for?
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We hope you enjoyed this brief roundup of the best squirting dildos.
From our how-to guide to our mini-reviews of the our favourite cumming dildos, there’s plenty to sink your horny teeth into!
Do you have anything to add, or are there any other squirting dildos that you think should be on the list? Please let me know in the comments.
Whichever squirting dildo tickles your fancy, we hope you have fun!
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I would love to see the pink tube with bubble on the end squirting vibrator The dildos illistrated here are far to big for me, the one I’m talking about you only insert the bubble in the vigina and play with your clit softly for most amazing squirting orgasm.
Thank you
Bronwynn
Silicone dildos all the way, BUT – what fake cum to use with them? Most I’ve seen have elements of silicone in, which would be bad to use with these surely? Sadly defying the whole point?
I use Sliquid Silk (which is 10% silicone) with the Pop! and haven’t noticed any damage after months of use. The Pop! company even sells a ‘cum lube’ which is 10% silicone, and meant to be used with Pop!.
When I talked to the SESAs (sex educator sales associates) at Smitten Kitten, they said hybrid lubes can be used with silicone dildos, just wash them off after use and don’t bathe them in the stuff overnight.
You missed the best one… Magic Money Shot’s trigger shooter!~
would any of these work using my own sperm?
In theory, yes.
Hi Eric, if you’ve got enough! Give me some big boy
I’ll let you know very soon. My gf ordered one and both of us can’t wait to see me get a load in my ass for the first time. She has got many from me and wants me to feel me get my own too
What if I want to experience a man cumming in my mouth – can I use the Sliquid Silk or not? If yes – what does it taste like? Thanks for the great article.
Hi! We made an article on DIY edible cum, you can try one of those https://sextoycollective.com/blog/fake-cum
As for Sliquid Silk it tastes bad in my opinion (like chemicals with a hint of citrus), but according to the sliquid website it is not dangerous to ingest https://sliquid.com/sliquid-faq/
Some lubes are meant for ingestion, like Sliquid Swirl. But they lack the milky color.
Sliquid Silk is a great lube, though it’s not designed to be edible. If you’re looking to experience “semen” in your mouth but you don’t need to use it as lubricant, you can check out our Fake Cum Recipes page: https://sextoycollective.com/blog/fake-cum
Hi, I’m looking for a ejaculating add on for my sex machine, is there such a thing? The link for my machine is below. Thank you in advance.
https://www.amazon.com/Seven-Attachments-Machine-Masturbation-Package/dp/B0743BL4ZJ
Hi Leah, we have an article on ejaculating dildos which might help
https://sextoycollective.com/best-dildos/squirting/
I suppose it depends on your sex machine and how the dildos attach to it – I would imagine that at least a couple of cumming dildos would be okay.
Hi Leah,
We have a whole page on ejaculating dildos which you can check out https://sextoycollective.com/best-dildos/squirting/
With that partiuclar kind of sex machine, I think you’d struggle to find an ejcaulating dildo with the right attachment. You could always try a hack if it’s safe (using duct tape etc.) but you’d probably need to invest in a machine with a more universal attachment style.
What is the best in your opinion?
Probably the Pop by Semenette 🙂
You didn’t review the Joystick in this list??
How to attached to real penis and use?
You can’t attach any of these to a penis, they’re designed to be used as sex toys for vaginal/anal play
I love the thought of putting my own sperm inside the squirting dildo as I love the idea of swallowing my own cum. Is this ok to do and can I do it with any type squirting dildo. Also, if I do this would two lots of my own cum be enough and could I slightly warm it up ( as would have well cooled down by the time I insert it into the dildo, thanks, Steve
Honestly Steve, I can’t tell you for sure, but I imagine you’ll be okay if it’s your own semen. You might want to freeze it in the meantime though.
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