If you love ejaculation, you'll love squirting dildos.
With these dongs, you can dominate your partner with multiple loads and facials. Once they've had enough, turn the dildo on yourself and fill up your hole with creamy fake semen that feels like a real cock is cumming inside you.
I even use my ejaculating dildos for stress relief, like a bubble wrap alternative. Something about cumming with them gives me a mini dopamine release, and i'm totally a cum hungry squirting dildo addict at this point. As soon as i load up my dildo with fake semen i'm already turned on.
In this guide we'll cover all of the ejaculating dildo basics so you can start getting drenched, but first, here is a table of the 7 best squirting dildos.
- OUR TOP PICK: Pop Ejaculating Dildo
- Big Shot
- Wet Works Drencher
- Joystick
- Lil Squirt
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Squirting Dildos
Our Top Pick
Pop Ejaculating Dildo- 7 inches of insert-able length, 5.1 inches of girth
- 100% medical grade silicone, made in the USA
- Started with an Indiegogo campaign
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Big Shot- 6 inches of insert-able length, 1.625 inches wide
- 100% medical grade silicone
- 10 vibration settings
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Wet Works Drencher- 10" long
- 6 " girth
- Works with Vac-U-Lock harnesses and accessories
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Joystick- 7" long
- 5 " girth
- Easy to clean
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Lil Squirt- 4" long
- 3 " girth
- Available in different colors
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King Cock Squirter- 6.2" long
- 5 " girth
- Ultra-realistic
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Doc Johnson's Squirting Dildo- 8.5 inches length, 6 inches girth
- Suction cup included
- Nut butter fake semen solution included
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Squirtz Cum Shooting Dildo- 8 inches of insert-able length, 6.5 inches of girth
- Cyberskin material
- Flexible at the base and firmer at the top
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Squirting Dildo 101: What is it and How to Use it
A squirting dildo is shaped like a regular dildo but it lets you shoot fake semen and replicate the sensation of an ejaculating penis. Ejaculating dildos are used for artificial insemination, realistic facials, for pegging, and even as shot dispensers at college parties.
How it works
All jizzing dildos have tubing and a way to force your semen of choice out the top. Some have a syringe you can fill and then attach to the tubing. Which lets you have precise control to give little squirts or powerful long distance shots that hit the ceiling.
Others work like a turkey turkey basters. Just dip the head of the penis in the liquid and squeeze the balls - it will suck up all the liquid. Then squeeze the balls again to make it cum. If only all penises worked that way! Some of these have an external pump as well that is connected to tubing. These work great for harnesses where you don't want any pressure on the balls to cause ejaculation before you are ready.
Choosing Your Semen
The best type of fake semen is a milky white color and safe to put in the body.
I use a hybrid silicone lube like sliquid silk, which is as thick as real semen and has that milky white look. It's body safe for butts or vaginas, and its thickness causes it to squirt about the same distance as a real ejaculation.
If you want the cum to be inside your vagina or anus avoid making your own semen from products like eggs, cornstarch, or coconut oil. Starches will be hydrolyzed into sugars in the vagina and cause yeast and bacterial infections. However homemade semen is fine for simulating facials and just squirting around the house.
Picking the Size and Color
Like real penises, ejaculating dildos come in all shades, shapes and sizes. If you want a huge ejaculating dildo you want to go with a brand like king cock. These are monster 12 inch ejaculating dildos that will really fill you up.
Usually each dildo comes in shades of white, brown, and black. Some dildos like the Pop even have a pink color that is fun to try out. If you see a black dildo and you want a white or vice versa it probably exists.
As for textures a dildo with veins will add extra sensation and realism to its feel. The 5.5 inch doc johnson dildo is an example of a dildo that is very veined.
The material also contributes a lot to the feel. Materials like silicone are the best for dildos and sex toys in general. They feel silky smooth and are the easiest to clean.
Materials like cyberskin and phlaltate free pvc also feel very realistic and soft. The only issue I have with these toys is they are porus and difficult to clean. Be sure to run them under hot water after use and store them in a clean, dry location.
The Top Squirting Dildos Reviewed
Pop Ejaculating Dildo
The holy grail of ejaculating dildos
This ejaculating dildo is made from 100% medical grade silicone. It feels silky smooth and soft and has a great shape with pleasurable ridges.
It has a powerful and realistic squirt with a range of 3-6 feet. The included bulb forces it to have a realistic volume of cum ejaculated. It has an optional large bulb you can buy for $35, which increases the amount you of liquid it can hold to a full cup and lets you shoot a stream for 4 times the duration.
The Pop also works with many harnesses. The tube goes out the back of the dildo and not out the side like with other jizzing dildos. This makes it so it won't be pinched in your harness. The toy was originally designed for artificial insemination uses and is meant to go well with a harness
The large bulb attachment of the pop lets you come for 2 minutes straight
To fill it you squeeze the bulb while the tip is submerged in your fake semen of choice. Using a bowl of some kind is easiest. For extra realism i like to heat my lube solution bottle of choice in a bowl of hot water before using it.
The size is a realistic 7 inches with a girth of 5 inches, not too big, and definitely not too small. The head isn't overly massive and it actually looks like a real penis, rather than a caricature of one (like many dildos can be).
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Big Shot - Cumming Dildo that Vibrates
The Big Shot packs a lot of rare features for a squirting dildo. It has 10 vibrations settings, a suction cup, is made of silicone, and can ejaculate with the best of them.
The balls hold the liquid, and you can fill them up by pouring your ejaculate of choice into the base. Then when it's time to cum, press a button on the side and let that jizz fly!
2nd Best Cumming Dildo
Vibrations
This is the only squirting dildo i've seen that also comes with vibrations. Charge it with the port on the side of the dildo and cycle through the 10 patterns with the button on the side.
Compared to other silicone squirting dildos, it's also the cheapest at $70. Making it one of the top rated squirting dildos
Doc Johnson's Squirting Dildo
The Doc Johnson 'Bust It' dildo is a powerful squirter that can ejaculate across a room or hit the ceiling. The syringe can be loaded with the included nut butter solution, with water, or any other fluids. The syringe lets you shoot cum in little bursts or long blasts depending on how you depress it.
The toy itself is a fairly large size at 8.5 inches of length and 6 inches of girth. The veins on the outside add a great texture that feel great. The realistic ridge of the tip adds extra pleasure too.
Because PVC is porous it is not the ideal material for a dildo. It is difficult to clean and can act like a sponge that attracts dirt and other fluids. It is a good dildo if you want something that ejaculates as a gag gift, but if you want something for penetration, it's better to use a silicone dildo.
Squirtz Cum Shooting Dildo
I included this dildo because of its unique cumming mechanism.
To fill it up, you squeeze the testicles to suck up the liquid, and then squeeze again to ejaculate. The harder you squeeze the further it shoots. As for the distance of the jizzing, it can cross a room with a bit of practice. The balls hold a little over an ounce of liquid, or 29 ml.
The downside of this toy is that it has 'Cyberskin' material, which is just a fancy brand name for a mixture of melted plastic and mineral oils. Unlike the silicone squirting dildos at the top of the list, this material is porous, which means it can get gunky and be impossible to clean. The result is it might look and feel good for a month or two, but it won't last nearly as long as silicone dildos.
Do you have anything to add, or are there any other squirting dildos that you think should be on the list? Please let me know in the comments.
I would love to see the pink tube with bubble on the end squirting vibrator The dildos illistrated here are far to big for me, the one I’m talking about you only insert the bubble in the vigina and play with your clit softly for most amazing squirting orgasm.
Thank you
Bronwynn
Silicone dildos all the way, BUT – what fake cum to use with them? Most I’ve seen have elements of silicone in, which would be bad to use with these surely? Sadly defying the whole point?
I use Sliquid Silk (which is 10% silicone) with the Pop! and haven’t noticed any damage after months of use. The Pop! company even sells a ‘cum lube’ which is 10% silicone, and meant to be used with Pop!.
When I talked to the SESAs (sex educator sales associates) at Smitten Kitten, they said hybrid lubes can be used with silicone dildos, just wash them off after use and don’t bathe them in the stuff overnight.
You missed the best one… Magic Money Shot’s trigger shooter!~
would any of these work using my own sperm?
In theory, yes.
Hi Eric, if you’ve got enough! Give me some big boy
I’ll let you know very soon. My gf ordered one and both of us can’t wait to see me get a load in my ass for the first time. She has got many from me and wants me to feel me get my own too
What if I want to experience a man cumming in my mouth – can I use the Sliquid Silk or not? If yes – what does it taste like? Thanks for the great article.
Hi! We made an article on DIY edible cum, you can try one of those https://sextoycollective.com/blog/fake-cum
As for Sliquid Silk it tastes bad in my opinion (like chemicals with a hint of citrus), but according to the sliquid website it is not dangerous to ingest https://sliquid.com/sliquid-faq/
Some lubes are meant for ingestion, like Sliquid Swirl. But they lack the milky color.
Sliquid Silk is a great lube, though it’s not designed to be edible. If you’re looking to experience “semen” in your mouth but you don’t need to use it as lubricant, you can check out our Fake Cum Recipes page: https://sextoycollective.com/blog/fake-cum
Hi, I’m looking for a ejaculating add on for my sex machine, is there such a thing? The link for my machine is below. Thank you in advance.
https://www.amazon.com/Seven-Attachments-Machine-Masturbation-Package/dp/B0743BL4ZJ
Hi Leah, we have an article on ejaculating dildos which might help
https://sextoycollective.com/best-dildos/squirting/
I suppose it depends on your sex machine and how the dildos attach to it – I would imagine that at least a couple of cumming dildos would be okay.
Hi Leah,
We have a whole page on ejaculating dildos which you can check out https://sextoycollective.com/best-dildos/squirting/
With that partiuclar kind of sex machine, I think you’d struggle to find an ejcaulating dildo with the right attachment. You could always try a hack if it’s safe (using duct tape etc.) but you’d probably need to invest in a machine with a more universal attachment style.
What is the best in your opinion?
Probably the Pop by Semenette 🙂
You didn’t review the Joystick in this list??
How to attached to real penis and use?
You can’t attach any of these to a penis, they’re designed to be used as sex toys for vaginal/anal play
I love the thought of putting my own sperm inside the squirting dildo as I love the idea of swallowing my own cum. Is this ok to do and can I do it with any type squirting dildo. Also, if I do this would two lots of my own cum be enough and could I slightly warm it up ( as would have well cooled down by the time I insert it into the dildo, thanks, Steve
Honestly Steve, I can’t tell you for sure, but I imagine you’ll be okay if it’s your own semen. You might want to freeze it in the meantime though.
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