If you love ejaculation, you'll love squirting dildos.
With these dongs, you can dominate your partner with multiple loads and facials. Once they've had enough, turn the dildo on yourself and fill up your hole with creamy fake semen that feels like a real cock is cumming inside you.
I even use my ejaculating dildos for stress relief, like a bubble wrap alternative. Something about cumming with them gives me a mini dopamine release, and i'm totally a cum hungry squirting dildo addict at this point. As soon as i load up my dildo with fake semen i'm already turned on.
In this guide we'll cover all of the ejaculating dildo basics so you can start getting drenched, but first, here is a table of the 7 best squirting dildos.
Pop by Semenette Silicone
7" long / 5.1 " girth
8" long / 5.2 " girth
Wet Works Drencher
10" long / 6 " girth
7" long / 5 " girth
4" long / 3 " girth
King Cock Squirter
6.2" long / 5 " girth
Doc Johnson Coco
8.5" long / 6.3 " girth
8.5" long / 6.3 " girth
A squirting dildo is shaped like a regular dildo but it lets you shoot fake semen and replicate the sensation of an ejaculating penis. Ejaculating dildos are used for artificial insemination, realistic facials, for pegging, and even as shot dispensers at college parties.
All jizzing dildos have tubing and a way to force your semen of choice out the top. Some have a syringe you can fill and then attach to the tubing. Which lets you have precise control to give little squirts or powerful long distance shots that hit the ceiling.
Others work like a turkey turkey basters. Just dip the head of the penis in the liquid and squeeze the balls - it will suck up all the liquid. Then squeeze the balls again to make it cum. If only all penises worked that way! Some of these have an external pump as well that is connected to tubing. These work great for harnesses where you don't want any pressure on the balls to cause ejaculation before you are ready.
The best type of fake semen is a milky white color and safe to put in the body.
I use a hybrid silicone lube like sliquid silk, which is as thick as real semen and has that milky white look. It's body safe for butts or vaginas, and its thickness causes it to squirt about the same distance as a real ejaculation.
If you want the cum to be inside your vagina or anus avoid making your own semen from products like eggs, cornstarch, or coconut oil. Starches will be hydrolyzed into sugars in the vagina and cause yeast and bacterial infections. However homemade semen is fine for simulating facials and just squirting around the house.
Like real penises, ejaculating dildos come in all shades, shapes and sizes. If you want a huge ejaculating dildo you want to go with a brand like king cock. These are monster 12 inch ejaculating dildos that will really fill you up.
Usually each dildo comes in shades of white, brown, and black. Some dildos like the Pop even have a pink color that is fun to try out. If you see a black dildo and you want a white or vice versa it probably exists.
As for textures a dildo with veins will add extra sensation and realism to its feel. The 5.5 inch doc johnson dildo is an example of a dildo that is very veined.
The material also contributes a lot to the feel. Materials like silicone are the best for dildos and sex toys in general. They feel silky smooth and are the easiest to clean.
Materials like cyberskin and phlaltate free pvc also feel very realistic and soft. The only issue I have with these toys is they are porus and difficult to clean. Be sure to run them under hot water after use and store them in a clean, dry location.
This ejaculating dildo is made from 100% medical grade silicone. It feels silky smooth and soft and has a great shape with pleasurable ridges.
It has a powerful and realistic squirt with a range of 3-6 feet. The included bulb forces it to have a realistic volume of cum ejaculated. It has an optional large bulb you can buy for $35, which increases the amount you of liquid it can hold to a full cup and lets you shoot a stream for 4 times the duration.
The Pop also works with many harnesses. The tube goes out the back of the dildo and not out the side like with other jizzing dildos. This makes it so it won't be pinched in your harness. The toy was originally designed for artificial insemination uses and is meant to go well with a harness
To fill it you squeeze the bulb while the tip is submerged in your fake semen of choice. Using a bowl of some kind is easiest. For extra realism i like to heat my lube solution bottle of choice in a bowl of hot water before using it.
The size is a realistic 7 inches with a girth of 5 inches, not too big, and definitely not too small. The head isn't overly massive and it actually looks like a real penis, rather than a caricature of one (like many dildos can be).
The Big Shot packs a lot of rare features for a squirting dildo. It has 10 vibrations settings, a suction cup, is made of silicone, and can ejaculate with the best of them.
The balls hold the liquid, and you can fill them up by pouring your ejaculate of choice into the base. Then when it's time to cum, press a button on the side and let that jizz fly!
This is the only squirting dildo i've seen that also comes with vibrations. Charge it with the port on the side of the dildo and cycle through the 10 patterns with the button on the side.
Compared to other silicone squirting dildos, it's also the cheapest at $70. Making it one of the top rated squirting dildos
The Doc Johnson 'Bust It' dildo is a powerful squirter that can ejaculate across a room or hit the ceiling. The syringe can be loaded with the included nut butter solution, with water, or any other fluids. The syringe lets you shoot cum in little bursts or long blasts depending on how you depress it.
The toy itself is a fairly large size at 8.5 inches of length and 6 inches of girth. The veins on the outside add a great texture that feel great. The realistic ridge of the tip adds extra pleasure too.
Because PVC is porous it is not the ideal material for a dildo. It is difficult to clean and can act like a sponge that attracts dirt and other fluids. It is a good dildo if you want something that ejaculates as a gag gift, but if you want something for penetration, it's better to use a silicone dildo.
I included this dildo because of its unique cumming mechanism.
To fill it up, you squeeze the testicles to suck up the liquid, and then squeeze again to ejaculate. The harder you squeeze the further it shoots. As for the distance of the jizzing, it can cross a room with a bit of practice. The balls hold a little over an ounce of liquid, or 29 ml.
The downside of this toy is that it has 'Cyberskin' material, which is just a fancy brand name for a mixture of melted plastic and mineral oils. Unlike the silicone squirting dildos at the top of the list, this material is porous, which means it can get gunky and be impossible to clean. The result is it might look and feel good for a month or two, but it won't last nearly as long as silicone dildos.
Do you have anything to add, or are there any other squirting dildos that you think should be on the list? Please let me know in the comments.
About The Author ~ Ian
I love both making dildos, and taking dildos. Sextoycollective.com is where I share some of my tips and tricks on the art of dildo crafting, and the art of using them. I hope you'll stick around for some Dildology 101!