Purchasing a big dildo can be a big decision to make. You have to consider the size, shape, and quality of your new giant, all while finding something that matches your budget (some big dildos can be pricey).
So to make things easier, I've put together a list with 37 of the best giant dildos. These range from prices as low as $30 to $300 hand made monster dildos with lifetime guarantees.
To get started, here's a table of all the chapters to this girthy guide.
Etsy's Giant Hand-made Dildos
12 - 17 inches
Big Tantus Dildos - High Quality Silicone
8 - 15 inches
Monster Size Dildos
12 - 20 inches
Big Realistic Dildos
8 - 11 inches
Cheap & Big Dildos
8 - 16 inches
No big dildo guide would be complete without a shoutout to Moby Dick, the world's largest dildo.
At 3 feet long and 15 inches of girth this is the Everest of big dildos, something that most size-queens can only dream about conquering.
For everyday citizens, the Moby Dick is more often used as a novelty item or trade-show guest. According to the amazon reviews, it's been used as a cat scratch post, cuddle buddy at night, and hat stand. Someone even recommended drawing a smiley face on it, putting it in the passenger seat of their car, and getting free trips in the car pool lane.
Because the material is PVC I wouldn't recommend actually getting this. It smells like chemicals and if it gets too hot it will melt like a snowman. Let's keep our fingers crossed they make a silicone version.
Right alongside Etsy's custom Harry Potter t-shirts, hand-made quilts, and cute sloth rings you'll find some of the most massive dongs on the internet.
My personal favorite is the 17" ogre dildo made by artists YiffMonkey. You learn in the description that this goliath dildo was molded from an ogre named "Patrick", who was a bit more artsy than other ogres the creator met. All of YiffMonkey's dildos have fun origin stories like this for their products, and they are a great Etsy store to add to your bookmarks.
Flowers For Quality
Patrick the Ogre
$150 - $375
Tim the Werewolf
Dante The Draft Horse
The Hulk Dildo
Navigating Etsy For Big Dildos - Etsy is one of my favorite places to discover new sex toys. Most of the big dildos here are as much works of art as they are pleasure objects, hand-made to order by sculptors and silicone artists.
The downside of Etsy is that the products come and go all the time, kind of like Trader Joes, don't expect your favorite sea-salt caramel chocolate to always be there. Same thing with Ogre dildos on Etsy, some weeks it's available, sometimes not. The delivery can also take a while since they are hand-made to order and shipped from any corner of the globe.
If you've ever wondered what the Hulk's packing, this might be your answer.
Don't let the 9 inches of radioactive green fool you, this is made from medical grade silicone and very safe to use.
It's crafted by Geeky sex toys , which makes toys of comic book, TV show, and movie characters. They also have a groot dildo, captain america butt plug, and a thor hammer dildo. Since they are based in Australia expect a long shipping time if you are in the USA or Europe.
Update: Geeky Sex Toys has expanded beyond their Etsy shop and now have their own website! I've changed the links to reflect this.
Tantus is a Nevada based sex toy company, owned by sex toy pioneer and educator Mettis Black. They make all their big dildos from platinum cure medical grade silicone that's soft and body safe.
In total, they make 33 different dildos, here are their 6 biggest.
2.75" wide (at the base)
2.2" wide (at the base)
When it comes to sensation these big dildos are some of the best feeling guys out there. They use Tantus's super soft silicone which helps for stretching into a new size. All of the Tantus dildos also have a lifetime warranty, so you don't have to worry about them ripping like the cheaper amazon dildos.
When it comes to looks they aren't the most colorful or elaborate, though. Right now they only come in black, but recently Tantus announced that they are adding more colors, like green and pink colors to Hoth and Cisco.
Mr Universe is 3 inches in diameter and 9.4 inches girth. When going this big, the soft tantus silicone is easy on your rectum's delicate colorectal tissues.
On tantus's website it has only 5 star reviews, and is the best quality girthy anal dildo i've been able to find.
Monster dildos are the big big dildos. Seriously, any other dildo will look small next to these guys. Some of them are "modeled after actual dragon penises", and have textures dreamed up by teams of silicone sculpting Michelangelos.
Chance the Stallion
4.8" (at knot)
Bad Dragon studios makes the most exotic big dildos in the world. They have dozens of different dragon dildos in the most exotic feel-good shapes that nature only wishes it had come up with. There's also equine dildos, tentacles, and fantasy pocket pussies.
For each dildo you can choose from 12 colors, 3 firmnesses and five sizes: mini, small, medium, large, and extra-large. The extra-large ones are the monster dildos we mentioned above
If you love big veiny dildos then Mr Hankey's Toys might be the only shop you ever need. They create massive dildos in all shapes, sizes and themes. They're also all made from platinum cure silicone and meant to last a lifetime. If you are currently getting big PVC toys like 'The Fist' or 'Bombshell' from Doc Johnson, you should consider switching to these guys. Their dildos are healthier, bigger, and better in every way.
As far as volume goes this is probably the biggest realistic silicone dildo ever made. At the center of the shaft it's a 4.8 inch diameter or 15.25 inch girth, with an insertable length of 12 inches.
Whoever can master this is a queen of queens. If you do some digging in google images with you will find some very titillating videos of it in action...
This 11 inch metal dildo is in a category of its own. It's made from silky smooth stainless steel and is a palpable 3 pounds. The weight and smoothness combine for heavenly and deep contact to p-spots and g-spots, and for vaginal use it's so smooth you'll probably never need to use lube with it.
I haven't met anyone who dosen't love the feel of the Njoy stainless steel, it has to be one of the best reviewed big dildos on amazon. The logo of our site even uses an Njoy toy, the pure wand, which is the Eleven's smaller cousin.
The shape of all the Njoy dildos is 'omnisexual' which means it is designed to be used by either butts or vaginas. In the eleven, the small end has stimulating ridges that double as a handle grip. It's like getting two big dildos in one.
Just because you go big on size, doesn't mean you have to go small on realism. Here's some of my favorite big and realistic dongs.
Leroy is a massive dildo that you have to touch to truly appreciate. Inside is a bendable rod that makes it posable, so you can change it's shape to whatever you want.
Compared to other dildos it's super super soft silicone. It has to be one of the softest silicone dildos i've every felt. Normally such soft material would be floppy and droop over, but the firm rod in the center means it keeps itself nice and erect. It's definitely one of the most ingenious big dildos on this list, and super fun to play with (and fuck). If you can't afford it, you might be able to touch one for free at your nearest sex toy boutique.
Not all big dildos have to be expensive. This section will help you find a big inexpensive dildo that will fill you up without emptying wallet.
Fair warning though, a few of the following dildos are TPE. TPE is different from silicone and made of melted plastics mixed with mineral oils to make it rubbery. It's not as durable as silicone and somewhat porous. The result is it can be hard to completely clean and also melt at warm temperatures (silicone dildos are heat resistant to 400 degrees).
I have tried all the following giant dildos though, and I definitely had a good time while they lasted. I didn't get any chemical burns or infections or anything like that. My favorite is the top 13 incher from amazon, which is silicone and has all the pros of that material, at a cheap price.
12.5" Huge Realistic Dildo
12.5" (32 cm)
9" (22 cm)
11 - 12.5 inches
(28 - 31 cm)
11 - 12.5 inches
(28 - 31 cm)
10 - 15 inches
(25 - 38 cm)
Length: 12 inches
Girth: 6.5 inches
Colors: Black, White, Clear
This two pound dildo is closer to what an actual VERY large penis looks like in real life. If you are looking for realism and size this is a good one to pick.
But compared to the other dildos on our list this is a bit smaller. With only 7 inches in girth it is about half the thickness of Mr humongous (the next dildo). This is a great toy if you are looking for a large dildo but nothing too massive. The tip is easy to slip in and it is a great trainer or warm up for larger sizes.
Length: 10 inches
Girth: 11 inches (4" diameter)
Colors: White, Black
An average babies head is 13 inches around when it is delivered. Mr Humongous is 11 inches.
This makes fisting look like a walk in the park. If you are not prepared for this dildo you might end up with some anal bleeding and even a trip to the ER. And if you are an experienced size queen you don't need me to tell you this needs a lot of warming up and training.
But, for those who are ready to take this on the rewards can be phenomenal. Once you do get the head to pop inside you, prepare for some of the most incredible anal ecstasy known to human-kind.
The 10 inch length is small enough that you can ride it with some speed. At least, until your legs turn to jelly and you're no longer able to stand.
There isn't a suction cup, but the testicles are wide enough to provide a solid base. And if you use this toy in a shower the testicles create good suction on the wet surface.
Mr Humongous also has a twin dildo called Cyclops. They are the same in every way except that they come in different colors and Cyclops is $8 cheaper.
Length: 15.5 inches
Girth: 12.5 inches (4" diameter)
This is one of the largest volume dildos people use. It is 5 inches longer than Mr Humongous and the cyclops, and .5" greater in diameter. If you are looking for an extreme stretch that goes deep than this is the holy grail.
This is about as expert as it gets when it comes to massive dildos. If you haven't been able to master 3.8 inches of diameter the extra .2 to this 4" is a long distance. There is nothing worse than getting a toy you can't use because you just can't fit it in. So be sure you can use the other dildos on our list before you consider buying this one.
And as for materials this is PVC which is not the best material in my opinion. However if you are looking for massive dildos that push the limit your options for materials becomes more limited, especially if you want something cheap.
Material: Mixture of mystery chemicals
Girth: 7.5" - 9.5"
This is a dildo that you can actually screw into your anus. It's a creative departure from all the penis shaped dildos out there.
In addition to screwing it in, the 'threading' of this big toy lets you hit all the right spots as you go down. The threading dosen't create as much pressure as a solid 3" diameter toys, so it's great if you are working towards 3" and greater.
The material is PVC which isn't the best. I have been looking for a large screw dildo made of silicone but haven't found one yet. Please leave a comment below or if you know of any.
Overall this is a great toy if you are an intermediate or very advance and looking for a good screwing.
What did you think of my list of big dildos? Did you have any favorites, or do you think there's some other huge dildo that belongs in the list? Please leave a comment below and let me know:)
About The Author ~ Ian
I love both to make big dildos, and I love to take big dildos. Sextoycollective.com is where I share some of my tips and tricks on the art of dildo crafting, and the art of using them. I hope you'll stick around for some Dildology 101!
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