Fit For A Size Queen: A Big Guide To Big Dildos

Purchasing a big dildo can be a big decision to make.  You have to consider the size, shape, and quality of your new giant, all while finding something that matches your budget (some big dildos can be pricey).

So to make things easier, I've put together a list with 37 of the best giant dildos.  These range from prices as low as $30 to $300 hand made monster dildos with lifetime guarantees.

To get started, here's a table of all the chapters to this girthy guide.

QUICK OVERVIEW: Our Top Picks
Big Dildos
Etsy's Giant Hand-made Dildos
  • 17" long
  • 13.5" girth
  • Materials: Platinum silicone
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Big Tantus Dildos - High Quality Silicone
  • 10.5" long
  • 2.6" wide
  • Safe for your body
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Monster Size Dildos
  • 15" long
  • 5" wide
  • Available in various colors
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Njoy Eleven
  • 11" long
  • 8" girth
  • Designed to be used by either butts or vaginas
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Big Realistic Dildos
  • 11" long
  • 8" girth
  • Anal safe
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Cheap & Big Dildos
  • 12.5" long
  • 7" girth
  • Body safe material
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Moby Dick: World's Largest Dildo?

No big dildo guide would be complete without a shoutout to Moby Dick, the world's largest dildo.  

At 3 feet long and 15 inches of girth this is the Everest of big dildos, something that most size-queens can only dream about conquering.

For everyday citizens, the Moby Dick is more often used as a novelty item or trade-show guest.  According to the amazon reviews, it's been used as a cat scratch post, cuddle buddy at night, and hat stand.  Someone even recommended drawing a smiley face on it, putting it in the passenger seat of their car, and getting free trips in the car pool lane. 

Because the material is PVC I wouldn't recommend actually getting this.  It smells like chemicals and if it gets too hot it will melt like a snowman.  Let's keep our fingers crossed they make a silicone version.

Huge Etsy Dildos

Right alongside Etsy's custom Harry Potter t-shirts, hand-made quilts, and cute sloth rings you'll find some of the most massive dongs on the internet.

My personal favorite is the 17" ogre dildo made by artists YiffMonkey.  You learn in the description that this goliath dildo was molded from an ogre named  "Patrick", who was a bit more artsy than other ogres the creator met.  All of YiffMonkey's dildos have fun origin stories like this for their products, and they are a great Etsy store to add to your bookmarks.

Dildo

Size

Flowers For Quality

Price

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Patrick the Ogre

17" long

(43 cm)

13.5" girth

(34 cm)

$150 - $375

Tim the Werewolf

13.5" long

(43 cm)

3.5" wide

$243

Dante The Draft Horse

9"

(27 cm)

5.5" girth

$65

The Hulk Dildo

10"

(25 cm)

7.5" Girth

(19 cm)

$100

Navigating Etsy For Big Dildos - Etsy is one of my favorite places to discover new sex toys.  Most of the big dildos here are as much works of art as they are pleasure objects, hand-made to order by sculptors and silicone artists.

The downside of Etsy is that the products come and go all the time, kind of like Trader Joes, don't expect your favorite sea-salt caramel chocolate to always be there.  Same thing with Ogre dildos on Etsy, some weeks it's available, sometimes not.  The delivery can also take a while since they are hand-made to order and shipped from any corner of the globe.

Big Dildo Shop Spotlight: The Incredible Dildo

If you've ever wondered what the Hulk's packing, this might be your answer.  

Don't let the 9 inches of radioactive green fool you, this is made from medical grade silicone and very safe to use.

It's crafted by Geeky sex toys , which makes toys of comic book, TV show, and movie characters.  They also have a groot dildo, captain america butt plug, and a thor hammer dildo.  Since they are based in Australia expect a long shipping time if you are in the USA or Europe.

Update: Geeky Sex Toys has expanded beyond their Etsy shop and now have their own website! I've changed the links to reflect this.

Big Tantus Silicone Dildos

Tantus is a Nevada based sex toy company, owned by sex toy pioneer and educator Mettis Black.  They make all their big dildos from platinum cure medical grade silicone that's soft and body safe.

In total, they make 33 different dildos, here are their 6 biggest.

Dildo

Size

Flowers Given

Price (USD)

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Hoss

The Hoss Huge dildo

11" long,

2.75" wide

200.00

Amsterdam

10.5" long,

2.6" wide

130.00

Mr Universe

Best big anal dildo

7" long

3" wide

100.00

Cowboy

15" long

2.75" wide (at the base)

170.00

Cisco

2.25" long

10.75" wide

100.00

General

7" long

2.2" wide (at the base)

130.00

When it comes to sensation these big dildos are some of the best feeling guys out there.  They use Tantus's super soft silicone which helps for stretching into a new size.  All of the Tantus dildos also have a lifetime warranty, so you don't have to worry about them ripping like the cheaper amazon dildos.

When it comes to looks they aren't the most colorful or elaborate, though. Right now they only come in black, but recently Tantus announced that they are adding more colors, like green and pink colors to Hoth and Cisco.

Spotlight: Big Anal Dildo, Mr. Universe

Mr Universe is 3 inches in diameter and 9.4 inches girth. When going this big, the soft tantus silicone is easy on your rectum's delicate colorectal tissues.

On tantus's website it has only 5 star reviews, and is the best quality girthy anal dildo i've been able to find.

Largest Monster Dildos

Monster dildos are the big big dildos.  Seriously, any other dildo will look small next to these guys.   Some of them are "modeled after actual dragon penises", and have textures dreamed up by teams of silicone sculpting Michelangelos.

Dildo

Size

Price (USD)

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Stan

One of the giant dildos

15" long,

5" wide

220.00

Apollo

11.25" long,

3.75" wide

185.00

Chance the Stallion

17.5" long

3.2" wide

185.00

Echo

13" long

2.8" wide

185.00

Goliath

14.25" long

4.8" wide

300.00

Seahorse

17" long

4.75" 

245.00

Tainticle

14" long

3.9" 

14" long

3.9" 

200.00

12" long

4.8" (at knot) 

180.00

Extra-Large Bad Dragon Dildos

Bad Dragon studios makes the most exotic big dildos in the world.  They have dozens of different dragon dildos in the most exotic feel-good shapes that nature only wishes it had come up with.  There's also equine dildos, tentacles, and fantasy pocket pussies.

For each dildo you can choose from 12 colors, 3 firmnesses and five sizes: mini, small, medium, large, and extra-large.  The extra-large ones are the monster dildos we mentioned above

Mr Hankey's Large Realistic Dildos

If you love big veiny dildos then Mr Hankey's Toys might be the only shop you ever need.  They create massive dildos in all shapes, sizes and themes.  They're also all made from platinum cure silicone and meant to last a lifetime.  If you are currently getting big PVC toys like 'The Fist' or 'Bombshell' from Doc Johnson, you should consider switching to these guys. Their dildos are healthier, bigger, and better in every way.

Spotlight: Goliath, One Giant Dildo To Rule The All

As far as volume goes this is probably the biggest realistic silicone dildo ever made.  At the center of the shaft it's a 4.8 inch diameter or 15.25 inch girth, with an insertable length of 12 inches.  

 Whoever can master this is a queen of queens.  If you do some digging in google images with you will find some very titillating videos of it in action...

Njoy Eleven

This 11 inch metal dildo is in a category of its own. It's made from silky smooth stainless steel and is a palpable 3 pounds.  The weight and smoothness combine for heavenly and deep contact to p-spots and g-spots, and for vaginal use it's so smooth you'll probably never need to use lube with it.  

I haven't met anyone who dosen't love the feel of the Njoy stainless steel, it has to be one of the best reviewed big dildos on amazon.  The logo of our site even uses an Njoy toy, the pure wand, which is the Eleven's smaller cousin.

The shape of all the Njoy dildos is 'omnisexual' which means it is designed to be used by either butts or vaginas.  In the eleven, the small end has stimulating ridges that double as a handle grip.  It's like getting two big dildos in one.

Big and Realistic Dildos

Just because you go big on size, doesn't mean you have to go small on realism.  Here's some of my favorite big and realistic dongs.

Dildo

Size

Price

More

The Gambler

11" long,

8" girth

$150

RealCock2

8.5" long

6" girth

$500

Leroy

10" long

7.75" girth

$189

Boomer Banks

9" long

6.5" girth

$48

Milan Christopher

9.9" long

6" girth

$59

Spotlight: The XXL Leroy Posable Dildo

Leroy is a massive dildo that you have to touch to truly appreciate.  Inside is a bendable rod that makes it posable, so you can change it's shape to whatever you want.

Compared to other dildos it's super super soft silicone.  It has to be one of the softest silicone dildos i've every felt.  Normally such soft material would be floppy and droop over, but the firm rod in the center means it keeps itself nice and erect.  It's definitely one of the most ingenious big dildos on this list, and super fun to play with (and fuck).  If you can't afford it, you might be able to touch one for free at your nearest sex toy boutique.

What Are Your Thoughts?

What did you think of my list of big dildos? Did you have any favorites, or do you think there's some other huge dildo that belongs in the list?  Please leave a comment below and let me know:)

About The Author ~ Ian


I love both to make big dildos, and I love to take big dildos.  Sextoycollective.com is where I share some of my tips and tricks on the art of dildo crafting, and the art of using them.  I hope you'll stick around for some Dildology 101!

  • rimingfuck says:

    Super dildos!

  • willi jack says:

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  • Jeff Tieman says:

    Hi. I’ve stretching and playing with huge toys for years. I have the ones listed – I love my cyclops but it’s way to small now. I bought Stan on Bad Dragon but it’s so floppy I can’t get it in. I’m looking for toy that’s over 4.5″ diameter. I’m just really having a difficult time finding one.

  • Big E says:

    Great article. There is a definitely a limited market for huge, quality stretching toys. Mr Hankeys is definitely at the top of the list for quality and for going to the max. I own the Boss Hogg XXXL at a beefy 14.5″ circumference in a medium firm hardness and it is definitely a serious grunt toy for even the most advanced users. The 75% soft firmnes would probably be awesome as well. I also own the Latin Lover XXL 75% soft, which is a uniform 11″ circumference for a very full feeling. Square Peg Toys is also another great company to look at. They have some pretty thick toys, though the price gets pretty hefty on some. I own the large Splitter with a 13″ max circumference in a super soft material, which is a relatively decent price for platinum grade silicon. They make one even larger than that at 14″ circumference, but the seriously blunt tip looks like it probably wouldn’t go in for me. The large size requires a delicate balancing act and added leverage to get past the bump which compresses quite a bit and is prone to slip when trying to insert it, but once you pass it and it pops in quite aggressively, it’s pure ecstasy!

  • ArmFucking says:

    Really good and helpful blog. 🙂 looking for a new toy it’s Max circumference 13inch and med firm and 14inch long(length) Insertable
    any suggestion or recommendation that would be really appreciated 🙂

  • Cron says:

    Nice article and blog.
    Over the last 20 years i tried a lot of toys selfmade and commercial ones.
    Bad Dragon toys are my favourite. Quality and feel are the best I ever experienced. With xl Flint and Stan they also have very challenging and satisfying toys in their catalogue …
    I purchased a Flint xl and a Cole xl …. they were f****ing too big at the time I purchased them.
    After several years of training (esp. With chance xl) I mastered them… so purchasing a toy too big can actually be a challenge 😉

  • Steve says:

    I like a size dildo as the Titan and the length of the cyclops

  • Mmmm says:

    I’m looking for a 9” insertable that is full 3” wide (9.4”circ). Also realistic uncut. Soft med grade silicone 0-50… any thoughts?

  • Christopher putter says:

    these are some huge dildos! I want them all

  • wally says:

    You should have looked at Pipedreams, King Cock dildos. Very large, nice variety, affordable, also sold on Amazon.

  • Spencer says:

    There are so few sources for big girth( 3+”) in width dildos and vibrators. Found what she likes and our toy collections is growing

  • Cum slut says:

    Best investment of my life

  • Bigb says:

    Trying to find a certain dildo and can not identify it or locate where to buy. I please Need help!!!!! I don’t see how to attach a picture. I have found a Video with it and took a screen shot.

    • Ian says:

      Hi Bigb! I would love to help you find it! Can you please upload it to an image sharing site like imgur and share the link to it here?

  • FistnFootboytoy says:

    The Screw Giant
    ❤️❤️ I ❤️ LOVE ❤️IT❤️❤️
    The most amazing feeling screwing it in ???
    Oooooohhh ❤️?❤️turning the tip of it on my soaking wet fingered stretched hole pressing a little more till the thread bites into my juicy pussy lips like ass rim n starts screwing in
    It feels so good I screw a quarter turn in eighth turn out quarter turn in eighth turn out quarter turn in…
    It feels so good
    I screw it in all the way n keep turning it , it feels sick I cum so much….

  • ThatAnalGuy says:

    I love anal so much and
    I have taken 7 inches max, so far, but not sure about the girth.

    My partner wants to see if I can take 9 inches or more, but I’m not sure what the process is to be able to do that or how many inches the girth should be.

    I have only done anal a few times.

    Any help would be appreciative!

    • Bob says:

      If you relax enough, you can take 14 inches in length and 2.75 inches in diameter. It’s getting past the fold in your colon, but once there you can touch your left rib, where the colon is attached. Oooooo so fantastic. Once all the way in, your partner can twist and pull and push, you won’t know if you need to cum or go nuts. Oooooo.

  • Glyn says:

    Awesome site my friend I’m a big dildo addict and your collection of huge dildos is what I’ve been looking for…cheers

  • K says:

    I am searching the internet high and low to find a realistic looking dildo with a length of 6 – 7.5″ and a girth of 7″.
    Can anyone help me out?

    • Alex says:

      Hi! If you go to shevibe realistic dildos page and choose those measurements (I assume the 7 inch is the circumference so that would be 2 inches in diameter and then for the length all options between 6-7.5) and then choose the nonporous alternative there is 5 pages of dildos like that. Hope it helps! Vixen creations has nice dildos for exaple.

  • Fistfan2001 says:

    My wife has most of the biggest toys on this list, (Goliath, Titan, Voss hog xxxl etc) she’s managed to get every one of them in. She is currently working on a xxl ass stopper plug 5” diameter to give her a stretching sensation now. She loves them all! QueenofStretch!

    • Fistfan2000 says:

      Brother have you ever asked yourself what she is stretching out for? Does she go on a lot of “coffee dates with friends”?

  • C.M. says:

    You’ve got a stunningly incredible selection to choose from!

  • Likesalltypes says:

    Great info!!

  • Kevin says:

    Yes, they are beautiful! I’m hoping to get mine soon.
    Sadly, I’m having a slight delay with my order. They seemed to have forgotten me.
    After a week, I emailed asking for a status update
    “Kitty” responded with telling me my order had a small defect, and it wouldn’t effect the performance or feeling…I forget the actual words. She even attached a photo. Thank God. When I looked at it, it was the wrong color, and completely wrong item. (no suction cup, either). Not only that, I had bought two, and there was no mention(update) regarding the other dildo I had placed with them, 2 weeks prior. Help!

  • Kevin says:

    That was Bad Dragon, sorry. Thanks anyway. Any tips on getting things to move a little faster?

  • Peter says:

    Looking for a big toy.

  • Tuuli Tervaskanto says:

    12 inch Realistic Dildo is my favorite

  • Mr. Moon says:

    Ian, check out Split Peaches for a Screw toy. 100% silicone and various densities available. Not cheap but..

  • Wade Griggs says:

    I want a Black one about 13 long and 3 – 4 wide that comes

  • Judy says:

    Damn good. Kiwigirlme 🙂

  • Toyboy12 says:

    I’ve noticed with thick 3+ Only about 7in can fit in? But with thinner I can get 11.50 inside? Going to try rabbit from Hankeys trying to get up to 10in circumference?

  • Say No says:

    I bought Mr Humungous. Im yet to yet it in. Its way bigger than I imagined.

  • Shanal says:

    Got a long way to the top!!
    If that’s gonna stretch my hole !
    Lol

  • Sissy Abby says:

    This is a great list. I’m gonna have to try Leroy! You’ve included many of my favorites that I’ve had the pleasure of many experiences with! I started my adventures with many of them before moving onto the John Holmes UR3 dildo, then I needed more girth and I got into bbc so I went with Bam’s BBC. Then I used a Great American Challenge with a vibrating addition, until I graduated to my all time favorite Colossus, at 13″ insert able inches, 3.5″ of girth and a BBC, I was satisfied for years! One night when I was taking Colossus exceptionallay well, I went crazy and ordered Mr Hankey’s Black Largo at 16″ insertable and 4″ in girth, this is what I use when I’m feeling very randy…. just a couple of additions for when you’re ready for a little bit extra!!

  • ButtLikeABlackHole says:

    My favourite 3 dildos at the moment i use nearly all time are……
    1.Ramsta XL by John Thomas Toys. Great, knobbly, thick and soft, always leaves me wanting more, and deeper.
    2. Macho Man XXXL by Mr Hankey, big wide dildo, great for a hard strap on fucking, or squatting onto and feeling it stretch you.
    3. BossHogg XL, the 13.5 inch diametre one.
    I can take that in one now an i love its fulfilling feeling, great in a strap on with lube, a real ass wrecker if the wearer knows how to fuck a buttslut hard.
    All 3 are great in a strap on, or just squatting on, machines, they do need a decent suction cup though, if using in shower ect. The ones supplied by JThomas are not that great.

  • ButtLikeABlackHole says:

    Another great deep dildo is the DarkCrystal DC56…..the 9.5 head pops right up past the colon and feels wonderful, it needs another same size head lower down so you can get a double pop at the same time when riding it.
    One of my all time great pounders when im horny, great in a strap on and being fucked by it hard and fast by a kinky mistress.

  • Why not ? says:

    Hello , easy 20 min dildo build is the foam yoga blocks at Walmart
    5.00 carve an easy toy in minutes . Work great! Happy stretching

  • Robert says:

    I found this person on twitter that has these videos with what has to be a silicone dildo that can ejaculate, it has to be about 15” long with a diameter of at least 3-4 inches. it looks like it must be a dual density as it has a fairly realistic foreskin that seems to move… any clue who makes it? their twitter name is @zaynnyzayn

  • Anonymous says:

    Just an FYI you have the terms girth, diameter and width all messed up. Literally switched around and it’s very confusing and misleading. Girth and diameter are both the circumference, the distance measured around. Width is the distance measured across.

  • Fig.11 says:

    I’m late to this party I know, but I have to say that I’m happy to know there are plenty of size kings? (men) out there and I’m not alone. I’m a retired ex-SOF/Army dude and my take of the tape is
    Slink- 25 3/8” long, 1 1/2” tip and 7.5” knot. That’s my longest.
    Medium soft silicon dildo (can’t remember the name)- 12 1/2” long and 7 1/4” circumference from tip to base.
    Fig 11

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