Horse dildos have a unique shape and design. The head is flared and gives a thrilling pop sensation as you slide it in your hole. More importantly though, they are big! These bad boys will go deep.
To get started here is a list of some of my favorite horse dildos:
Squirting Horse Dildo
9.5" long / 5 .7" girth
7" long / 5.2 " girth
LZYAA Horse Dildo
16.5" long / 8.5 " girth
6.5" long / 4.7" girth
PNBB Horse Dildo
7" long / 5.2 " girth
Dante the Draft Horse
7" long / 6 " girth
Chance The Stallion
Small: 8" Long / 4.25" Girth
Medium: 11.5" / 6"
Large: 12" / 7.25"
XL: 15" / 8.75"
Mr Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Penis
17" long / 5.5 " girth
Chance the Stallion Horse Dildo
This is the best quality horse dildo I have been able to find. It has an incredibly detailed texture and is made from 100% platinum-cure silicone, my favorite material. It's body safe, easy to clean, a real premium horse dildo.
You can get this dildo on amazon for a good price or they are also available on the Bad Dragon website. On the official website you can choose between 4 sizes: small, medium, large, and extra-large. Ranging from 8 inches long and 3.75 inches girth for a small to a massive 17.5 inches long and 8.25 inches of girth on the extra large.
For firmness you can choose soft, medium or firm. If you aren't sure what firmness is best for you bad dragon also sells a firmness sample set for $10.
Being able to pick a size and firmness is a perk that most dildos don't have. It can make all the difference between a good experience and a bad one.
This toy is great for depth fanatics. Just remember to warm yourself well for it, and I mean WELL. Use plenty of lube and take it slow.
For this review I got a small/soft from Amazon for $75. I managed to take the entire toy on my first try but it did take some work. It's perfect for anal sex and feels great. The toy can deflect sometimes and get away from you if you give it too much resistance. I think next time I would go for a medium or a firm toy.
Larger sizes will definitely require you to know what you are doing, but the small size with its 3.75" girth should be manageable by beginners.
It's also a fun toy to just look at. This is a work of art and it's easy to see how bad dragon is the alt-toy award winner year after year. The shaft has prominent veins and textures that feel awesome as chance moves into your 'stall'. The glands have a detailed urethra and slightly flared shape. It also has a cool color mixture like an equine animal with a flair of fantasy.
LZYAA Super Big Size Horse Dildo
If you are looking for a good challenge, here is one of the bigger horse dildos you can find. It is 16.5 inches long and 8.5 inches of girth at the base. It is also quite the heavy and one of the few dildos I own that could also be used for home defense.
It's not as realistic a shape as other horse dildo's on our list. There is no medial ring on the shaft and the only texture is very prominent veins. There are no testicles and the only colors available are solid black, pink, or peach.
The head of this toy and the gradual expanding girth makes up for its look. I love the pop feeling when the head slips in past my sphincter, and it takes a bit of effort to pull back out again. With real horses the flared glands would keep the horse from slipping out of his mate.
I am still a novice anal enthusiast and this toy is a bit on the large side for me. It is definitely not for beginners. I managed to get it in and ride it a little, but didn't make it more than 1/4 down the shaft. And after that I was sore for days afterwards. You really need to open yourself up well before you try to take this entire thing. And use plenty of lube.
The Dildo arrived in a discreet box with no marking except that it was from Amazon. It was well packaged in bubble wrap and thoroughly taped. It was almost too well packaged and took a lot of work to undo all the tape.
It also came with a velvet carrying case, which worked out well because it didn't fit in my toy box. I wish more companies would go the extra mile to include accessories like this.
Like a lot of amazon products the material of this dildo isn't specified. The box doesn't contain any information about the material and amazon is vague stating it is medical phthalate free PVC.
PVC is not my favorite sex toy material but it is sometimes unavoidable if you want to try some interesting shapes like this toy. It didn't burn at all when I used it so i'm pretty sure it is actually phthalate free. The other downside is it is a more porous material, which is a tad rougher than platinum silicone. It is also harder to clean. If you worry about sex toy materials I would make sure to thoroughly clean this toy with a toy cleaner, use a condom, or use it in moderation.
The "Bottom" Line
This is a fun toy with a really pleasurable head. It is good for beginner-intermediate to advanced level users looking for a long and unique toy. If you are more accomplished with large dildos the girth and stretch might not be enough for you.
Of course if you have equine fantasies this is also a good one to add to your collection. The only downside is this one dosen't have a name like all the other ones do. But you can give it your own, I prefer to call it "Man O' War" after the famous racing horse.
Dante the Draft Horse Dildo
Dante is another lovely platinum silicone dildo. Compared to other horse dildos this a more modest size of 9 inches long and 5" - 5.5" of girth. It comes in one size, which is the same as the small Chance the Stallion dildo.
This toy's shape and details are more accurate to an actual Equine animal. There is a medial ring in the middle of the shaft that feels great when it goes deeper. The head has a good flare and enough to feel like it dosen't want to leave you when you pull it out. It isn't as dramatic as the amazon 16.5 incher though.
The company that makes this is called Fantastic Cocks and they are one of the best alternatives to bad dragon. Their toys are cheaper and you can get them on Etsy which has a nice rating system. Each Dante is also custom made when you order it. You can choose a solid color or get a marble mix of colors. There are a lot of options.
Mr Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Penis
Take away all the fantasy touchups of Chance the stallion and you have the Mr Ed. If you google for pictures of horse penises this is one that will look the most similar to what you find. I hope they didn't mold this from an actual horse, but it makes you wonder.
This is a long toy at just over two feet in length. The circumference measures from 5 to 6 inches in girth. As far as firmness goes this is a wobbly toy, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. The floppiness helps it fit.
Unlike the other dildos in our list this does not come with a suction cup. Because of this it might be difficult for one person to use without two hands or a partner. Many people that have them use them for parties and events.
The toy has a prominent ridge where the horses sheath would be. This is almost two thirds down the shaft. After you reach it the girth will increase, just relax and let it through.
The 'Bottom' Line
Until I am able to find anatomically correct elephant dildos these are some of the biggest animal dildos you can get. If you have any of your own experiences with horse dildos or tips you'd like to share please leave a comment in the discussion below.