Ultimate Sex Machine Roundup: Review of the Top Sex Machines in 2019

The first time I encountered a sex machine was over 20 years ago, since those times, the world of sex machines has exploded into dozens of different categories.

There's now self-powered rocking sex machines, vibrating saddle machines, thrusting dildo fuck machines, and every variety in between.  

These machines can be powerful too, the best sex machines can move a dildo at speeds of 10 thrusts per second.  

And the best vibrating sex machines? Any one of these has the ability to make you cum yourself senseless and leave you curled up in a puddle of your own fluids.

In this guide, i'm covering the best sex machines in depth, so you can find the perfect one for fulfilling your kinky needs.

An image from the book Sex Machines: photos and interviews, part of my reading in preparation for this guide.

List of the Best Sex Machines

Use the table below to vote for your favorite sex machines of 2019.  The table also shows prices and type, making it easier to find new fuck machines.

The best sex machines, ranked by your votes
Sex Machine Likes Price Type Link
Hismith Sex Machine
Velvet Thruster
Thrusting, Mini
Hismith Mini
Fuck Machine 3.0
Thrusting, Dildo
Rocking Sex Machine
The Love Glider in action
Rocking, Self-powered
Shockspot Sex Machine
Thrusting, Double Penetration
Vibrating, Riding
Sex Machine For Two
Thrusting, Double-Sided
Fleshlight Launch
Hismith Handheld
Mini, Thrusting
Extreme Bangin Bench
Reciprocating Saw Adapter
Saw Adapter
Vibrating, Riding
Robo Fuck Machine
Adjustable, Thrusting
Sneaky Pete
Hide-a-Cock 5.0 [NEW]
Rumble Seat
Versa Cock [NEW]
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Best Cheap Sex Machines

For fucking machines, especially thrusting dildo machines, anything less than $200 is relatively inexpensive.  Here's some of the cheapest, but still decent, sex machines.

Hismith Mini (Best Sex Machine For Beginners)

  • $125
  • Speed: up to 3 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 3 inches (15 cm)
  • Made in china

At $125, this is a good deal for a beginner fuck machine.  The thrusting is adjustable up to 3 thrusts per second, with a depth of 3 inches.  It's a bit slower than bigger machines, and it's much more noisy, but it gets the job done at a quarter of the price.

It also comes with a cheap dildo made of PVC, which is not the best material in my opinion, but you can switch it out for any vac-u-lock dildo, or use their hismith adapter to use suction cup dildos.

Since it's sold on Amazon, you can also return it for a refund within 30 days if it isn't what you expected.  For this review I actually bought one just to check it out, and then returned it (best way to review sex machines on a budget).

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Cheapest: $40 Hismith Handheld

The Hismith Handheld is the cheapest sex machine that's still good (and safe).  The outside is silicone rubber, a body-safe material, and the motor has three thrusting speeds: slow, medium, and fast.

At $40 it's a tenth the cost of big sex machines.  The main downsides? It only has a thrusting depth of 1.2 inches, it's noisy, and the max speed is only one thrust per second.  But if you're okay with that, you'll probably be into this guy (and vice versa).

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Velvet Thrusters

The Velvet Thrusters are "a handheld sex machine with the power of a full size", and at $200, it's fairly cheap.  They've got a thrusting depth of 3 inches, and max speed of 2.5 thrusts per second.  The entire thing is 11 inches long with a 6.5 inch insertable end, and it bends up to 90 degrees so it stays comfortable.

The small size makes it cheaper, but it's also more portable and easy to hide than the behemoth thursting machines in the next chapter. 

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Thrusting Sex Machines

A sex machine with thrust is a sex machine I trust-- to deliver a heavenly pounding.  They take penetration to new speeds and depths, and this section is all about the best ones.

Hismith Fucking Machine - Best Value

  • Speed: up to 6 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 6 inches (15 cm)
  • Made in china

The Hismith is one of the best mid-range sex machines, and has a 4.5 star rating on amazon (highest for any sex machine I've found).  

You can control the thrusting speed using a dial, and it's very responsive, controlling it becomes a bit of an art form that you can perfect with practice.

It also comes with a nice 8-inch silicone dildo (much better than PVC), but you can use any vac-u-lock dildo, or get a $25 adapter that let's you use any suction cup dildo.

The downside of this sex machine is it has some exposed moving parts, making it a bit dangerous at high speeds.  Be sure to watch your fingers and your hair around this guy.

Read my full Hismith Review

View the Hismith on Amazon

Anal Fuck Machine 3.0 - By Fort Troff

The Fuck Machine 3.0 has two points of adjustment, so you can alter the height and the angle easily.  This makes it great for anal, and you can stand over it and get in any position quickly.  It's made by Fort Troff, a company that specializes in gay sex toys, so it's designed to be the best gay fuck machine available.

  • $379
  • Speed: up to 3.5 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 5 inches (15 cm)
  • Made in Germany

They have a video on their youtube channel that goes deeper with this anal sex machine.

ShockSpot - Best Possible Fuck Machine?

Shockspot makes the "fuck machines of choice" for fuckingmachines.com, a porn studio dedicated to sex machine scenes.

It's very hi-tech, and like you'd expect, not cheap, ranging from $2000 for the 8 inch depth model, all the way to $4500 for the double penetrating model.

One thing that sets the Shockspot machine apart is its massive thrusting depth, 12 inches on the $2100 model.  It can also vibrate while thrusting which is unique compared to other fuck machines.

  • $2000 - $4500
  • Speed: 24 inches/second (or four 6-inch thrusts per second)
  • Max Depth: 12 inches
  • Vibration Control
  • Made in the USA

The Shockspot has with different programmed settings, so you can go hands free and enjoy the ride it takes you on.  You can also program your own patterns using the app it comes with.

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Ken's Twisted Mind

Ken is from New Orleans and is working to change the sex machine industry:

"I believe that the Hide-a-Cock [sex machine] is going to be in every home someday โ€“ like the television or the microwave oven. I want to make it so that everyone can afford one. These days I'm selling about 30 a week." - Ken, quoted from the book Sex Machines

Hide-a-cock sex machine, from Ken's Twisted Mind

kenstwistedmind.com has nine different sex machines available on his shop right now, more than double any other creator.  To review each one is beyond the scope of this guide, so i'll just let you check them out on his site.  What I can say is they are all fairly priced, hand-crafted, and designed by Ken himself.

  • $400 - $1000
  • Speed: 0 - 4.5 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 - 5 inches
  • 9 different models available
  • Made in the USA

Vibrating/Saddle Sex Machines

Vibrating sex machines blow stuff like the magic wand out of the water.  They are the most massive vibrators you can get, and famous for the crazy O faces they conjure up.

Most vibrating sex machines have two settings: Twirl and Vibrate. These can be adjusted from speeds of 1 - 10 using dial controls.

Twirl Setting

Twirl/Wobble setting (from Anna Bell Peaks youtube review)

Vibrate Setting

Vibration setting (from Anna Bell Peaks youtube review)


The tremor was released in 2017 and is the best deal I've been able to find for vibrating sex machines.  At $749, it's half the price of similar machines, like the Sybian ($1500) and the Cowgirl ($2000), but is just as good in my opinion.

It has two dials: "Rock", which controls the vibration, and "Roll", which controls the twirl. 

the tremor sex machine in action

Tremor sex machine

The top part is silicone, an awesome material, and can be swapped with dozens of different attachments (sold separately). Silicone is also non-porous and easy to clean, so it will last for a long time (unlike the other sex toy material TPE and PVC)

View the Tremor on Amazon

  • Ten Vibration Settings, Ten Twirl settings
  • Silicone top, easy to clean
  • Can be returned for $150 fee
  • Made in the USA

Sybian - $1500

The Sybian is the original sex machine, and was first sold in 1983.  It's still powerful and delivers the full fuck machine experience, but at $1500, it's a bit pricey.  It does include an extra stand and 4 different attachments right out of the box.  The synthetic leather also gives it a classier vibe than the Tremor, if you're into that.

View the Sybian on Amazon

sybian sex machine

MotorBunny - $950

The Motorbunny is another alternative to the Tremor, it looks powerful and has great reviews on amazon.  However, there's a big problem with it in my opinion, the attachments are TPE, not Silicone.  TPE is porous and can trap bacteria like a sponge. So it might work well for the first few months, but eventually the  attachments would need replacing.

View the Motorbunny on Amazon

DIY Sex Machines

If you like building things and you like sex machines, you'll probably be good at building sex machines.  Some websites to check out are machineyourself.com and orgasmalley.com which have tutorials on how to build fucking machines.

One of the cheapest DIY thrusting machines they show uses these materials:

  • $45, drill from Harbor Freight
  • $25, speed control
  • $10, sheet of 16" x 3' wood, 1/2" thick
  • $10, 3' of 3/4" aluminum tube
  • $25, Delrin from eBay
  • $25, misc rod parts, bolts, etc.

and creates this sex machine:

If you get serious about crafting sex machines and decide to start your own business, then the book sex machines: photographs and interviews is worth a read.  This book has interviews with most of the companies above, including Ken's Twisted Mind and the creator of the Monkey Rocker.

  • Avatar Love Machine says:


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  • Avatar Tasha says:

    You said the Tremor is $750, Where at?

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