Ultimate Sex Machine Roundup: Review of the Top Sex Machines in 2019

The first time I encountered a sex machine was over 10 years ago, since those times, the world of sex machines has expanded into dozens of different categories.

There's now self-powered rocking sex machines, vibrating saddle machines, thrusting dildo fuck machines, and every variety in between.  

These machines can be powerful too, the best sex machines can move a dildo at speeds of 10 thrusts per second.  

An image from the book Sex Machines: photos and interviews, part of my reading in preparation for this guide.

And the best vibrating sex machines? Any one of these has the ability to make you cum yourself senseless and leave you curled up in a puddle of your own fluids.

In this guide, i'm covering the best sex machines in depth, so you can find the perfect one for fulfilling your kinky needs.

List of the Best Sex Machines

Use the table below to vote for the best sex machine of 2019.  The table also shows prices and type, making it easier to find new fuck machines.

The best sex machines, click the hearts to vote
Sex Machine Likes Price Type Link
Hismith Sex Machine
228
$389
Thrusting
Velvet Thruster
133
$200
Thrusting, Mini
Hismith Mini
95
$125
Mini
Rocking Sex Machine
The Love Glider in action
81
$417
Rocking, Self-powered
Fuck Machine 3.0
70
$379
Thrusting, Dildo
Shockspot Sex Machine
63
$2000
Thrusting, Double Penetration
Tremor
52
$849
Vibrating, Riding
Hismith Handheld
40
$40
Mini, Thrusting
Extreme Bangin Bench
39
$98
Riding
Sex Machine For Two
39
$980
Thrusting, Double-Sided
Fleshlight Launch
38
$200
Penis
Reciprocating Saw Adapter
33
$35
Saw Adapter
MonsterCock
30
$829
Huge
Robo Fuck Machine
30
$599
Adjustable, Thrusting
Sybian
28
$1412
Vibrating, Riding
Nymphoconda
25
$950
Thrusting
Sneaky Pete
22
$549
Thrusting
Rumble Seat
20
$170
Vibrating
Hide-a-Cock 5.0 [NEW]
19
$449
Thrusting
Versa Cock [NEW]
12
$649
Thrusting
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Best Cheap Sex Machines

For fucking machines, especially thrusting dildo machines, anything less than $200 is relatively inexpensive.  Here's some of the cheapest, but still decent, sex machines.

Hismith Mini (Best Sex Machine For Beginners)

  • $125
  • Speed: up to 3 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 3 inches (15 cm)
  • Made in china

At $125, this is a good deal for a beginner fuck machine.  The thrusting is adjustable up to 3 thrusts per second, with a depth of 3 inches.  It's a bit slower than bigger machines, and it's much more noisy, but it gets the job done at a quarter of the price.

It also comes with a cheap dildo made of PVC, which is not the best material in my opinion, but you can switch it out for any vac-u-lock dildo, or use their hismith adapter to use suction cup dildos.

Since it's sold on Amazon, you can also return it for a refund within 30 days if it isn't what you expected.  For this review I actually bought one just to check it out, and then returned it (best way to review sex machines on a budget).

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Cheapest: $40 Hismith Handheld

The Hismith Handheld is the cheapest sex machine that's still good (and safe).  The outside is silicone rubber, a body-safe material, and the motor has three thrusting speeds: slow, medium, and fast.

At $40 it's a tenth the cost of big sex machines.  The main downsides? It only has a thrusting depth of 1.2 inches, it's noisy, and the max speed is only one thrust per second.  But if you're okay with that, you'll probably be into this guy (and vice versa).

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Velvet Thrusters

The Velvet Thrusters are "a handheld sex machine with the power of a full size", and at $200, it's fairly cheap.  They've got a thrusting depth of 3 inches, and max speed of 2.5 thrusts per second.  The entire thing is 11 inches long with a 6.5 inch insertable end, and it bends up to 90 degrees so it stays comfortable.

The small size makes it cheaper, but it's also more portable and easy to hide than the behemoth thursting machines in the next chapter. 

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Thrusting Sex Machines

A sex machine with thrust is a sex machine I trust-- to deliver a heavenly pounding.  They take penetration to new speeds and depths, and this section is all about the best ones.

Hismith Sex Machine - Best Value

  • Speed: up to 6 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 6 inches (15 cm)
  • โ€‹A Quiet Fucking Machine
  • Made in china

The Hismith is the best sex machine for middle-of-the-road budgets, and has a 4.5 star rating on amazon (highest for any sex machine I've found).  

You can control the thrusting speed using a dial, and it's very responsive, controlling it becomes a bit of an art form that you can perfect with practice.

It also comes with a nice 8-inch silicone dildo (much better than PVC), but you can use any vac-u-lock dildo, or get a $25 adapter that let's you use any suction cup dildo.

The downside of this sex machine is it has some exposed moving parts, making it a bit dangerous at high speeds.  Be sure to watch your fingers and your hair around this guy.

Read my full Hismith Sex Machine Review

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Anal Fucking Machine 3.0 - By Fort Troff

The Fuck Machine 3.0 has two points of adjustment, so you can alter the height and the angle easily.  This makes it great for anal, and you can stand over it and get in any position quickly.  It's made by Fort Troff, a company that specializes in gay sex toys, so it's designed to be the best gay fuck machine available.

  • $379
  • Speed: up to 3.5 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 to 5 inches (15 cm)
  • Made in Germany

ShockSpot - Best Sex Machine Possible?

Shockspot makes the "fuck machines of choice" for fuckingmachines.com, a porn studio dedicated to sex machine scenes.

It's a very hi-tech machine, and like you'd expect, not cheap, ranging from $2000 for the 8 inch depth model, all the way to $4500 for the double penetrating model.

One thing that sets the Shockspot machine apart is its massive thrusting depth, 12 inches on the $2100 model.  It can also vibrate while thrusting which is unique compared to other fuck machines.

  • $2000 - $4500
  • Speed: 24 inches/second (or four 6-inch thrusts per second)
  • Max Depth: 12 inches
  • Vibration Control
  • โ€‹Remote control lets you use the machine from a distance
  • Made in the USA

The Shockspot has with different programmed settings, so you can go hands free and enjoy the ride it takes you on.  You can also program your own patterns using the app it comes with.

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Ken's Twisted Mind

Ken is from New Orleans and is working to change the sex machine industry:

"I believe that the Hide-a-Cock [sex machine] is going to be in every home someday โ€“ like the television or the microwave oven. I want to make it so that everyone can afford one. These days I'm selling about 30 a week." - Ken, quoted from the book Sex Machines

Hide-a-cock sex machine, from Ken's Twisted Mind

kenstwistedmind.com has nine different sex machines available on his shop right now, more than double any other creator.  To review each one is beyond the scope of this guide, so i'll just let you check them out on his site.  What I can say is they are all fairly priced, hand-crafted, and designed by Ken himself.  On his shop there's also a large variety of dildo attachment types, ranging from suction cup to vac u lock varieties.

  • $400 - $1000
  • Speed: 0 - 4.5 thrusts per second
  • Depth: 1 - 5 inches
  • 9 different models available
  • Made in the USA

Vibrating/Saddle Sex Machine Sex Toys

Vibrating sex machines blow stuff like the magic wand out of the water.  They are the most massive vibrators you can get, and famous for the crazy O faces they conjure up.

Most vibrating sex machines have two settings: Twirl and Vibrate. These can be adjusted from speeds of 1 - 10 using dial controls.

Twirl Setting

Twirl/Wobble setting (from Anna Bell Peaks youtube review)

Vibrate Setting

Vibration setting (from Anna Bell Peaks youtube review)

Tremor

The tremor machine was released in 2017 and is the best deal I've been able to find for vibrating sex machines.  At $849, it's almost half the price of similar machines, like the Sybian ($1500) and the Cowgirl ($2000), but is just as good in my opinion.

It has two dials: "Rock", which controls the vibration, and "Roll", which controls the twirl. 

the tremor sex machine in action

Tremor sex machine

The top part is silicone, an awesome material, and can be swapped with dozens of different attachments (sold separately). Silicone is also non-porous and easy to clean, so it will last for a long time (unlike the other sex toy material TPE and PVC)

View the Tremor on Amazon

  • Ten Vibration Settings, Ten Twirl settings
  • Silicone top, easy to clean, quiet
  • Can be returned for $150 fee
  • Made in the USA

Sybian - $1500

The Sybian is the original sex machine, and was first sold in 1983.  It's still powerful and delivers the full fuck machine experience, but at $1500, it's a bit pricey.  It does include an extra stand and 4 different attachments right out of the box.  The synthetic leather also gives it a classier vibe than the Tremor, if you're into that.

View the Sybian on Amazon

sybian sex machine

MotorBunny - $950

The Motorbunny is another alternative to the Tremor, it looks powerful and has great reviews on amazon.  However, there's a big problem with it in my opinion, the attachments are TPE, not Silicone.  TPE is porous and can trap bacteria like a sponge. So it might work well for the first few months, but eventually the  attachments would need replacing.

View the Motorbunny on Amazon

DIY Sex Machines

If you like building things and you like sex machines, you'll probably be good at building sex machines.  Some websites to check out are machineyourself.com and orgasmalley.com which have tutorials on how to build fucking machines.

One of the cheapest DIY thrusting machines they show uses these materials:

  • $45, drill from Harbor Freight
  • $25, speed control
  • $10, sheet of 16" x 3' wood, 1/2" thick
  • $10, 3' of 3/4" aluminum tube
  • $25, Delrin from eBay
  • $25, misc rod parts, bolts, etc.

and creates this sex machine:

The Sex Machine Book

If you get serious about crafting sex machines and decide to start your own business, then the book sex machines: photographs and interviews is worth a read.  This book has interviews with most of the companies above, including Ken's Twisted Mind and the creator of the Monkey Rocker.  If you want to learn where the machine sex and the fucking machine got its start, this is a great read.

Here's some pictures I took of the book

Ken, the man behind Ken's Twisted Mind

On set shooting a scene for the porn website fuckmachines.com

The creator of the first monkey rocker

Custom sex machine made by a couple in Portland, Oregon

Conclusion to the Best Sex Machine Guide 

Hopefully this review helped you discover a new fucking machine! My personal favorite right now is the hismith premium sex machine, but i'm always testing new sex toys, so there is a chance this will change in the future.

Let everyone know which machine you liked best by leaving a comment below!

  • Avatar Love Machine says:

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  • Avatar Dan says:

    Hey Ian,
    funny your voting and article came to the same conclusion ๐Ÿ™‚
    Hismith is pretty much the best bang for the buck from many different fronts.

    the machine evolution is super interesting. I’ve been fantasizing about these things for years since I first saw them on adult videos.

    But I am not technically inclined and the 1K price was never something I could excuse myself paying.

    Recently though I discovered that times have changed, the quality of these bad boys have gone up and price has gone down… I got mine finally after more than 100 hrs of research.

  • Avatar Terry says:

    Have you or do you know of anyone that has compared the torque and overall strength of the Shockspot sex machine to Kong sex machine from Orgasm Alley?? Aside from 12โ€ stroke!

  • Avatar Tasha says:

    You said the Tremor is $750, Where at?

  • Avatar Angelos Dimitriadis says:

    I ‘m about to buy some sex machines for my new gym (undercover) exclusively for women! What about the service? Do you provide!?

    • Avatar Silkychrissy says:

      I’m Christina and I would love to join your undercover gym . i have a high sex drive and also my fantasy is to have 3 or 8 big white over 8inch cocks fucking me.

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