In 1964, scientists created some early sex machines as a way to study the female orgasm. They equipped their fuck machine with a nine-inch dildo and a motor capable of three thrusts per second.
Their study discovered that some women can be insatiable, some climaxing 50 times from a single session with the sex machine. And when the women were given control of the speed? Most sped that fucking machine to physically impossible rates.
Now 55 years later, sex machines are more sophisticated, and we're just as eager to be fucked to new limits. In this post, i've put together a guide to the best sex machines in 2019 and how to use them.
Use the table below to vote for the best sex machines of 2019. The table also shows prices and type, making it easier to find new fucking machines.
All the sex machines I've included on the list are at least 4 stars on amazon or other site reviews.
For fucking machines, especially thrusting dildo machines, anything less than $200 is relatively inexpensive. Here's some of the cheapest, but still decent, sex machines.
At $125, this is a good deal for a beginner fuck machine. The thrusting is adjustable up to 3 thrusts per second, with a depth of 3 inches. It's a bit slower than bigger machines, and it's much more noisy, but it gets the job done at a quarter of the price.
It also comes with a cheap dildo made of PVC, which is not the best material in my opinion, but you can switch it out for any vac-u-lock dildo, or use their hismith adapter to use suction cup dildos.
Since it's sold on Amazon, you can also return it for a refund within 30 days if it isn't what you expected. For this review I actually bought one just to check it out, and then returned it (best way to review sex machines on a budget).
The Hismith Handheld is the cheapest sex machine that's still good (and safe). The outside is silicone rubber, a body-safe material, and the motor has three thrusting speeds: slow, medium, and fast.
At $40 it's a tenth the cost of big sex machines. The main downsides? It only has a thrusting depth of 1.2 inches, it's noisy, and the max speed is only one thrust per second. But if you're okay with that, you'll probably be into this guy (and vice versa).
The Velvet Thrusters are "a handheld sex machine with the power of a full size", and at $200, it's fairly cheap. They've got a thrusting depth of 3 inches, and max speed of 2.5 thrusts per second. The entire thing is 11 inches long with a 6.5 inch insertable end, and it bends up to 90 degrees so it stays comfortable.
The small size makes it cheaper, but it's also more portable and easy to hide than the behemoth thursting machines in the next chapter.
A sex machine with thrust is a sex machine I trust-- to deliver a heavenly pounding. They take penetration to new speeds and depths, and this section is all about the best ones.
The Hismith is one of the best mid-range sex machines, and has a 4.5 star rating on amazon (highest for any sex machine I've found).
You can control the thrusting speed using a dial, and it's very responsive, controlling it becomes a bit of an art form that you can perfect with practice.
It also comes with a nice 8-inch silicone dildo (much better than PVC), but you can use any vac-u-lock dildo, or get a $25 adapter that let's you use any suction cup dildo.
The downside of this sex machine is it has some exposed moving parts, making it a bit dangerous at high speeds. Be sure to watch your fingers and your hair. It can also jiggle at max speed and slide a bit on smooth floors, to fix this, put a weight on the feet of the stand, it doesn't take much to stop it from moving.
The Fuck Machine 3.0 has two points of adjustment, so you can alter the height and the angle easily. This makes it great for anal, and you can stand over it and get in any position quickly. It's made by Fort Troff, a company that specializes in gay sex toys, so it's designed to be the best gay fuck machine available.
They have a video on their youtube channel that goes deeper with this anal sex machine.
Shockspot makes the "fuck machines of choice" for fuckingmachines.com, a porn studio dedicated to sex machine scenes.
It's very hi-tech, and like you'd expect, not cheap, ranging from $2000 for the 8 inch depth model, all the way to $4500 for the double penetrating model.
One thing that sets the Shockspot machine apart is its massive thrusting depth, 12 inches on the $2100 model. It can also vibrate while thrusting which is unique compared to other fuck machines.
The Shockspot has with different programmed settings, so you can go hands free and enjoy the ride it takes you on. You can also program your own patterns using the app it comes with.
Ken is from New Orleans and is working to change the sex machine industry:
"I believe that the Hide-a-Cock [sex machine] is going to be in every home someday – like the television or the microwave oven. I want to make it so that everyone can afford one. These days I'm selling about 30 a week." - Ken, quoted from the book Sex Machines
kenstwistedmind.com has nine different sex machines available on his shop right now, more than double any other creator. To review each one is beyond the scope of this guide, so i'll just let you check them out on his site. What I can say is they are all fairly priced, hand-crafted, and designed by Ken himself.
Vibrating sex machines blow stuff like the magic wand out of the water. They are the most massive vibrators you can get, and famous for the crazy O faces they conjure up.
Most vibrating sex machines have two settings: Twirl and Vibrate. These can be adjusted from speeds of 1 - 10 using dial controls.
The tremor was released in 2017 and is the best deal I've been able to find for vibrating sex machines. At $749, it's half the price of similar machines, like the Sybian ($1500) and the Cowgirl ($2000), but is just as good in my opinion.
It has two dials: "Rock", which controls the vibration, and "Roll", which controls the twirl.
The top part is silicone, an awesome material, and can be swapped with dozens of different attachments (sold separately). Silicone is also non-porous and easy to clean, so it will last for a long time (unlike the other sex toy material TPE and PVC)
The Sybian is the original sex machine, and was first sold in 1983. It's still powerful and delivers the full fuck machine experience, but at $1500, it's a bit pricey. It does include an extra stand and 4 different attachments right out of the box. The synthetic leather also gives it a classier vibe than the Tremor, if you're into that.
The Motorbunny is another alternative to the Tremor, it looks powerful and has great reviews on amazon. However, there's a big problem with it in my opinion, the attachments are TPE, not Silicone. TPE is porous and can trap bacteria like a sponge. So it might work well for the first few months, but eventually the attachments would need replacing.
If you like building things and you like sex machines, you'll probably be good at building sex machines. Some websites to check out are machineyourself.com and orgasmalley.com which have tutorials on how to build fucking machines.
One of the cheapest DIY thrusting machines they show uses these materials:
and creates this sex machine:
If you get serious about crafting sex machines and decide to start your own business, then the book sex machines: photographs and interviews is worth a read. This book has interviews with most of the companies above, including Ken's Twisted Mind and the creator of the Monkey Rocker.