In this guide, we're covering the best sex machines in depth so you can find the perfect one for fulfilling your kinky needs.
Everything from cheap sex machines, to thrusting dildo machines, to vibrating and riding models.
Before we go deeper (get it?) here is a list of the top 10 sex machines.
Lovense Sex Machine
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Hismith Sex Machine
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Kiiroo Sex Machine
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Shockspot Sex Machine
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Fleshlight Universal Launch ($199.95)
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The first time I encountered a sex machine was over 10 years ago, since those times, the world of sex machines has expanded into dozens of different categories.
There's now self-powered rocking sex machines, vibrating saddle machines, thrusting dildo fuck machines, and every variety in between.
These machines can be powerful too, the best sex machines can move a dildo at speeds of 10 thrusts per second. It's intense.
And the best vibrating sex machines? Any one of these has the ability to make you cum yourself senseless and leave you curled up in a puddle of your own fluids.
The most difficult thing about sex machines is their cost, so we've included a mix of high-end and budget options, starting from as cheap as $40.
Our #1 Pick
Lovense Sex Machine - Best Sex Machine Overall
Okay, so is Lovense's Fuck Machine the cheapest sex machine in the world? No. There are much cheaper options below.
However, Lovense is one of the world's largest and most innovative sex toy manufacturers, with the Singapore-based company practically inventing Wi-Fi controlled sex toys like the Lush Vibrator that you see all over the best cam sites.
Naturally, their brand-new fuck machine is amazing.
Quiet and easy to assemble, this Fuck Machine allows you to fully adjust the height and stroke angle, so you can position it perfectly to hit your G-spot or P-spot just right. It's also double-ended and includes 2 vac-u-lock dildos, so you and a partner could get pounded in sexy unison.
Adjustable stroke length allows you to change how "deep" this thing thrusts into you, while the powerful motor can pump in and out of you up to 300 times per minute.
To be clear, that's 5 TIMES A SECOND. Get ready for THAT.
On top of all this, you (or a partner) can control the Toy via the Lovense app on your smartphone from anywhere in the world with a Wi-Fi connection. What more can we literally ask for?
Best Cheap Sex Machines
For fucking machines, especially thrusting dildo machines, anything less than $200 is relatively inexpensive. Here's some of the cheapest, but still decent, sex machines.
Hismith Mini (Best Sex Machine For Beginners)
At $125, this is a good deal for a beginner fuck machine. The thrusting is adjustable up to 3 thrusts per second, with a depth of 3 inches. It's a bit slower than bigger machines, and it's much more noisy, but it gets the job done at a quarter of the price.
It also comes with a cheap dildo made of PVC, which is not the best material in my opinion, but you can switch it out for any vac-u-lock dildo, or use their hismith adapter to use suction cup dildos.
Since it's sold on Amazon, you can also return it for a refund within 30 days if it isn't what you expected. For this review I actually bought one just to check it out, and then returned it (best way to review sex machines on a budget).
Cheapest: $40 Hismith Handheld
The Hismith Handheld is the cheapest sex machine that's still good (and safe). The outside is silicone rubber, a body-safe material, and the motor has three thrusting speeds: slow, medium, and fast.
At $40 it's a tenth the cost of big sex machines. The main downsides? It only has a thrusting depth of 1.2 inches, it's noisy, and the max speed is only one thrust per second. But if you're okay with that, you'll probably be into this guy (and vice versa).
The Velvet Thrusters are "a handheld sex machine with the power of a full size", and at $200, it's fairly cheap. They've got a thrusting depth of 3 inches, and max speed of 2.5 thrusts per second. The entire thing is 11 inches long with a 6.5 inch insertable end, and it bends up to 90 degrees so it stays comfortable.
The small size makes it cheaper, but it's also more portable and easy to hide than the behemoth thursting machines in the next chapter.
Thrusting Sex Machines
A sex machine with thrust is a sex machine I trust-- to deliver a heavenly pounding. They take penetration to new speeds and depths, and this section is all about the best ones.
Hismith Sex Machine - Best Value
The Hismith is the best sex machine for middle-of-the-road budgets, and has a 4.5 star rating on amazon (highest for any sex machine I've found).
You can control the thrusting speed using a dial, and it's very responsive, controlling it becomes a bit of an art form that you can perfect with practice.
It also comes with a nice 8-inch silicone dildo (much better than PVC), but you can use any vac-u-lock dildo, or get a $25 adapter that let's you use any suction cup dildo.
The downside of this sex machine is it has some exposed moving parts, making it a bit dangerous at high speeds. Be sure to watch your fingers and your hair around this guy.
ShockSpot - Best Sex Machine Possible?
Shockspot makes the "fuck machines of choice" for fuckingmachines.com, a porn studio dedicated to sex machine scenes.
It's a very hi-tech machine, and like you'd expect, not cheap, ranging from $2000 for the 8 inch depth model, all the way to $4500 for the double penetrating model.
One thing that sets the Shockspot machine apart is its massive thrusting depth, 12 inches on the $2100 model. It can also vibrate while thrusting which is unique compared to other fuck machines.
The Shockspot has with different programmed settings, so you can go hands free and enjoy the ride it takes you on. You can also program your own patterns using the app it comes with.
Ken's Twisted Mind
Ken is from New Orleans and is working to change the sex machine industry:
"I believe that the Hide-a-Cock [sex machine] is going to be in every home someday – like the television or the microwave oven. I want to make it so that everyone can afford one. These days I'm selling about 30 a week." - Ken, quoted from the book Sex Machines
kenstwistedmind.com has nine different sex machines available on his shop right now, more than double any other creator. To review each one is beyond the scope of this guide, so i'll just let you check them out on his site. What I can say is they are all fairly priced, hand-crafted, and designed by Ken himself. On his shop there's also a large variety of dildo attachment types, ranging from suction cup to vac u lock varieties.
KEON Sex Machine - Compact Small Fucking Machine
Famous for their blowjob machine-style toys, the KEON Sex Machine is one of the newest toys from sex toy giant Kiiroo.
Considerably smaller than most of the fucking machines on this list, the KEON sex machine could be perfect if you want all the fun of a sex machine but you don't have the storage for a full-sized one.
With a Vac-u-Lock system allowing you to use multiple dildos, and a table clamp so you can get into some interesting positions, the KEON Sex Machine really is one of the most practical and affordable sex machines on the market!
Vibrating/Saddle Sex Machine Sex Toys
Vibrating sex machines blow stuff like the magic wand out of the water. They are the most massive vibrators you can get, and famous for the crazy O faces they conjure up.
Most vibrating sex machines have two settings: Twirl and Vibrate. These can be adjusted from speeds of 1 - 10 using dial controls.
Top Value Sex Machine - The Tremor
The tremor machine was released in 2017 and is the best deal I've been able to find for vibrating sex machines. At $849, it's almost half the price of similar machines, like the Sybian ($1500) and the Cowgirl ($2000), but is just as good in my opinion.
It has two dials: "Rock", which controls the vibration, and "Roll", which controls the twirl.
The top part is silicone, an awesome material, and can be swapped with dozens of different attachments (sold separately). Silicone is also non-porous and easy to clean, so it will last for a long time (unlike the other sex toy material TPE and PVC)
MotorBunny - $950
The Motorbunny is another alternative to the Tremor, it looks powerful and has great reviews on amazon. With various attachments made from body-safe silicone, there's a lot to love about this premium sex machine.
With less emphasis on penetration and more vibration and rotation, the MotorBunny is a great sex machine for exploring a lot of different sensations and styles of pleasure, especially if you have a clit!
Automatic Masturbation Machine - Fleshlight Universal Launch $199.95
As the name implies, these penis masturbation toys automatically "pump" up and down on your penis, going at whopping speeds of up 250 strokes per minute.
That's faster than anyone's hand can go!
The unique thing here is that the Universal Launch is compatible with all regular-sized Fleshlight sleeves, so you can use a variety of different fleshlights to get the automatic masturbation experience you desire.
There's even a little phone holder so you can watch porn and get off hands-free. What a time to be alive, eh?
The Sex Machine Book
If you get serious about crafting sex machines and decide to start your own business, then the book sex machines: photographs and interviews is worth a read. This book has interviews with most of the companies above, including Ken's Twisted Mind and the creator of the Monkey Rocker. If you want to learn where the machine sex and the fucking machine got its start, this is a great read.
Here's some pictures I took of the book
Conclusion to the Best Sex Machine Guide
Hopefully this review helped you discover a new fucking machine!
My personal favorite right now is the Lovense Sex Machine, but i'm always testing new sex toys, so there is a chance this will change in the future.
Let everyone know which machine you liked best by leaving a comment below!