Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review

By: JC Ways

The Hismith is an advanced sex machine that can give you the pounding of a lifetime.

With a max speed of 4 thrusts per second, it gave me body-quaking orgasms; my legs were twitching for a while after using it (in a good way).

BE PREPARED for what’s come (cum?)

In this HiSmith Review, I’ll give you a full review of my Hismith experience and discuss some of the fuck machine’s pros and cons.

Let’s go!

HiSmith Sex Machine Review

The machine arrived in a brown box with no hismith labels and didn’t reveal its true content in any way.  Inside the box was a black carrying case with all the parts neatly organized inside in foam compartments.

Hismith Setup GuideReview of Hismith unboxing

From there it was just a matter of setting it up, which took about ten minutes.  I didn’t need tools or anything to set it up except for the Allen wrench that was included in the box.

It was easy enough to control the speeds and the depth of the thrusting.  I just set it on the ground and let it rip.

Using the adjustment, I was able to do doggy (kneeling and standing), missionary, and so on.

The full 6–inch penetration can be too intense, especially with the speeds it can go at.  We found the 4-inch depth to be perfect.  Make sure you start out on the lowest settings and work your way up.

And use plenty of lube to avoid hurting yourself!

The Hismith fucking machine is solid and much more stable than it looks.  The frame is made from solid metal cylinders and not hollow, this makes it very sturdy, no need to weight it down more than it is.

Overall, I gave the machine 4.5 stars. A couple of things prevented me from giving it a full 5.

First, it hade a rubbery smell that was very strong when I first opened the box.  The smell is from some of the little rubber parts though and not the dildo.  After a week it began to fade, but still lingers a bit.

Another pet peeve i have with the machine is the penetration depth adjustment knob.  As the machine does its thing, this knob will start to loosen and eventually come off after a few sessions, needing to be tightened regularly.

I found the solution to this is just to add a washer between the knob and the screw (see photo).

Adapters – You can purchase extra adapters to let you use doc johnson vac-u-lock dildos as or suction cup dildos.

Customer service – good customer service is always important when looking for sex toys, especially when something is expensive like the Hismith.   Make sure to buy it on Amazon, where you have a guaranteed 30-day refund if you want to return it.

Hismith also agrees to replace any broken parts or machines if they aren’t working out of the box.  I read reviews on Amazon where people were very happy with the good customer service and speedy replacements of the rare broken part.

In Summary

  • Quiet
  • Speed ranging from 1 thrust per minute to 4 per second
  • Penetration can be adjusted from 1 inch deep to 6 inches deep
  • Comes with an 8-inch dildo


  • Cheaper than some more expensive machines like the Sybian
  • Amazing orgasms
  • Super adjustable height, speed, and depth
  • Full refund guarantee and good customer service.


  • Some of the parts have a lingering rubbery smell
  • The penetration adjustment knob can come lose while it is thrusting (see quick fix)
  • The dildo’s metal attachment began to rust after we let it out to dry.  Be sure to dry it well.

The Hismith is definitely one of the best sex machines I have ever used.  It is a good value for the money and I can’t imagine regretting getting this one.  The only issue with it was the speed adjustment knob coming loose every few uses and needing to be tightened.  It’s not a major issue, but you may want to pick up some washers when you purchase this which can fix that problem.

If you decide you want to get one, here is a link to the cheapest price i’ve found online so far.  Let me know if you have any other questions about it in the comments below, or  leave your own Hismith review if you already have one!

Written by

JC Ways

Born into a family of avant-garde artists, JC Ways rebelled against conventional paths from an early age. After obtaining a degree in Gender Studies and Creative Writing, they embarked on a journey to challenge societal norms through their writing. Embracing the intersection of sexuality and identity, JC found their calling at Sextoycollective.com, where they can explore and celebrate the diverse spectrum of human pleasure. With a flair for eloquent prose and a keen eye for innovative products, JC elevates the discourse around sexual wellness, advocating for inclusivity and empowerment in every article they pen.

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    Thank you a lot for sharing this with all folks you actually know what
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  • Amber Iceberg says:

    Thanks for the washer tip. That was always coming loose on me and killin my fun

  • Kevin says:

    How does the basic version compare?

  • Edwin says:

    i like your article, i think you can join in hismith website affiliate program, go to hismith.com welcome, haha

  • Dominik says:

    Is it powerful enough for anal (male)?

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