Men’s sex toy sales have gone up by over 1,000% in the last 10 years – online sex shops have made it easier for guys to buy Fleshlights and pocket pussies with confidence. But with the best Fleshlights costing upwards of $70, many guys are using household items to make DIY Fleshlights for cheap.Here I look at 25 homemade pocket pussies that anyone can make and fuck tonight!
I also made this YouTube video where I take my 6 favorite DIY Fleshlight ideas from this list and create them from scratch!
25 Ways to Make a Fake Vagina
1. Towel and latex glove
One of the most popular ways to make a DIY pocket pussy. There are many variations on this homemade Fleshlight, but the basic idea is that you roll out a towel and fold it in half. Next, place a latex glove or a condom inside it, leaving the end sticking about an inch out. Then you simply roll up the towel, use some rubber bands to hold it in place, and voila!
This is one of the best ways to make a tight faux pussy – just be sure to use lots of water-based lube. This (NSFW) video on Pornhub shows you an easy way to make this toy, though I also covered it in my own video. Just make sure that you’re not allergic to latex before you stick your dick in!
Never use oil-based lube with latex condoms or gloves – the oil breaks down the latex and quickly destroys it. Water-based lube is cheap and works well with latex.
2. Toilet paper roll
If you’re looking for a cheap pocket pussy, it doesn’t get much cheaper than a toilet paper Fleshlight! Take a toilet paper roll, remove the cardboard center, and then pull a condom/latex glove through the middle, stretching it over the other side if you wish. Once you’re done, simply throw the condom away.
Unless you’re a very aggressive masturbator, you could probably still use the loo roll after.
There are a couple versions of the toilet paper pocket pussy; most involve rubber gloves or condoms to catch your spunk in. It doesn’t feel remotely like a real pussy, but it sure is cheap! When I made my own version of this, I preferred using latex gloves. I also used some rubber bands to keep the toilet paper nice and tight – tightness is very important!
3. Sponges and Pringles can
The sponges and Pringles can homemade pocket pussy is another toy that creeps up all over the place. Basically, you take an empty Pringles can and wedge two (soft!) sponges into the tube, leaving a “tunnel” between them. Next, use a latex glove or condom to act as a jizz-catcher and secure with a rubber band or duct tape.
This YouTube video shows you the easiest way to create this homemade Fleshlight. Just make sure that you get the right kind of sponges – you want SOFT sponges, not the abrasive scrubbing variety. You might also consider soaking them in warm water beforehand to create the illusion of a real pussy. A damp sponge feels remarkedly similar to a pussy.
I personally think Pringles are overrated, so I’m glad to see them being put to good use.
4. Banana masturbator
Take a fresh banana and cut one end off with a knife. Squeeze out the fruit from inside until the peel is now empty. Don’t worry if you leave a little banana residue – it can act as a makeshift lube! Simply pop your cock into the banana and get jacking! The closed end catches your cum, which is super convenient.
We covered a variation of this banana masturbator technique in our male masturbation techniques guide recently. Feel free to add your own personal lubricant if the natural banana lubrication doesn’t do it for you. You’re throwing it away after, so any type of lube will be fine.
5. Plastic bottle and damp sponges
This is very similar to the Pringles can homemade Fleshlight. Basically, you take a large plastic cylindrical container (or large bottle) and place 2 sponges inside, creating a tunnel down the middle of the bottle. Next, place a condom or latex glove down the tunnel and pull over the edges, securing in place with a rubber band to create a neat little masturbator.
I made this one with the UPPLADDA Ikea bottle, and the only thing I struggled with was getting the sponges to stay in place when you’re fucking the container (they have a tendency to slide down). They’re only about 4-5 inches long, so not an ideal size for some. Of course, you could always double the sponges up lengthways or get a cup that narrows at the bottom.
As noted in this DIY fleshlight Reddit thread, it’s probably best to use a plastic tumbler rather than glass. Putting regular non-tempered glass near your private parts is not a great idea.
6. 3 socks and a latex glove
Wanna know how to make a pocket pussy for free? All you need is 3 socks, a latex glove, and a rubber band. Fold up 2 socks to make the 2 sides of the hole, placing your glove in between them. Next, wrap a third sock around the “vagina” and then pull the excess glove over the edges. Seal in place with an elastic band or similar.
The socks pocket pussy is ideal for guys who don’t want to risk getting caught with a sex toy for whatever reason. Once you’re done, just throw away the glove and you’re back to 3 innocent little socks!
7. The “Prison Fifi”
While searching for how to make a Fleshlight, you’ll probably see the word “Fifi” used a lot. The Fifi masturbator is a simple men’s sex toy that uses disposable sleeves (a bit like condoms) that you throw away once you’ve jizzed into them. Lots of guys on a budget want to know how to make a Fifi toy for themselves!
Guys in prison often make a Prison Fifi using a towel, some warm water, and 3 latex gloves. Half-fill two of the gloves with warm water and tie them off at the end. Place them on top of each other and sandwich an empty glove in between. Roll them all up in a towel and get pumping. It’s that easy!
8. Naughty plush toy
This is a pretty simple one that most boys figure out when they’re becoming teenagers – a plush toy with a hole in it is prime fucking material. If you don’t want to spend a lot, you can get some pretty cheap stuffed toys from IKEA and use scissors or a knife to cut a hole in their fluff. If you want to use them repeatedly, you should probably wear a condom.
There’s a website called Bear Mods that specializes in purpose-built fuckable plush toys. They’re not cheap, but they’re one of the most discreet pocket pussies you’ll ever own!
9. Gummy Bears and Towel
If you want to add some extra sensation to the towel and rubber glove technique, why not use gummy bears or gummy worms for added squishiness? Simply fold a towel in half and place a glove at the top with the open-end sticking out. Next, cover the towel in gummy bears and then roll the towel up with the glove in the center.
Once the towel is rolled up, place it into a large plastic cup and pull the end of the glove around the rim of the cup, securing it in place with duct tape. This YouTube video goes into more detail if you’re interested.
10. Jar of floral beads
This one is super easy! Buy a jar of floral beads, empty about ¼ of them out the jar, and then place a latex glove inside the beads, pulling the opening over the rim of the jar. Secure the gloves around the rim with duct tape. Now just add some lube to the glove and get busy! The soft and squishy texture of the beads makes a very interesting sensation for your penis.
Before I found out about this homemade Fleshlight with floral beads, I didn’t even know what floral beads were. Now I know all too well.
11. Pillow Pumper
I mean, this one is a teenage classic. Kneel down next to your bed and put your cock on top of the mattress. Take a pillow or a cushion and place it over your penis, holding the 2 sides down over your cock as you pump in and out. This is best performed with a condom or glove if you want to minimize mess, and it obviously depends on the height of your mattress.
We covered this technique in our male masturbation techniques guide, among many other things! It’s one of the first “sex toys” that many men discover.
12. Couch Gagger
If you have a couch with tight gaps in between the cushions, it’s pretty easy to use this as a homemade male sex toy when nobody’s around! Get a plastic sandwich baggy, fill it with Vaseline, put it over your erect penis, kneel down in front of the couch, slide your cock between the cushions… and pump away!
Apparently, it’s extremely common for children and adolescents to masturbate using couch cushions as they become teenagers.
13. Pool noodle and gummy worms
This is one of the more realistic pocket pussies on this list, and it’s pretty easy to make. Take a swimming pool noodle and trim it down so it’s about 2 inches longer than your erect penis. Take this piece of pool noodle and cut it in half lengthways down the middle, giving you 2 sides to the tunnel.
Use a knife to cut slots into the interior, but don’t go all the way through. Next, push gummy bears into these slots, holding them in place to create a unique pattern of lovely gumminess. Place a glove or plastic bag between the 2 halves and then pull the end over, bringing the 2 halves together into 1 gummy bear-lined homemade Fleshlight.
14. Nerf Football
This one’s really easy. Go to Walmart (or similar) and buy a cheap foam Nerf football for a couple of dollars. Use a sharp knife to cut the end off, leaving the inner foam exposed. Use the knife to cut a hole into the foam and place a plastic bag, glove, or condom into the hole. Finally, fill the sleeve with lube and your Nerf Football DIY Fleshlight is good to go!
15. Sponges and Bubble Wrap
Take a large plastic coke bottle and cut the top off, giving you a plastic cylinder. Wet your sponges and place them on a large sheet of bubble wrap with around 2 inches of space between them. Fold the bubble wrap over the sponges and underneath them. Now fold the sponges over into a “sandwich” and place them in the bottle, duct taping them into place.
Bubble wrap is commonly recommended for DIY pocket pussy toys by masturbation sites like JackinWorld, and this is one of the best ways to make a fake vagina using bubble wrap. Obviously, remember to use a condom or latex glove to catch your spooge too. You might need some rubber bands to hold it in place over the rim of the bottle.
Bear in mind that damp sponges are likely to smell and/or go moldy over time, so homemade sex toys like this aren’t ideal for long-term use due to hygiene concerns. *Shudders*
16. Pillow stuffing in a bottle
Take an unwanted pillow or cushion and take out of large “sheet” of the stuffing. Lay a condom or latex glove on top of the stuffing with the open end sticking out. Roll the condom into the stuffing until you end up with a “tunnel”. Take a large plastic bottle and cut the top off. Place the “tunnel” into the bottle and then pull the condom over the edge.
Take care and make sure that the edges of your bottle are not too sharp! If you do this correctly, the pillow stuffing should cover the sharp plastic edges of the cut-off bottle. This is one of the best pocket pussies if you’re counting the pennies!
When I made this “Fleshlight” personally, I ended up stuffing the stuffing (lol) into the bottle and then making a hole with my fingers through the middle. I then duct-taped over the plastic edges of the bottle (to dull the sharp edges) and pushed a latex glove into the tunnel of stuffing, stretching the end over the rim of the cut-off bottle. It worked a treat!
17. Cucumber and duct tape
The cucumber homemade pocket pussy is one of the easiest ways to make your own masturbator. Take a large cucumber which is longer and girthier than your penis. Slice it so that you have a piece around 2 inches longer than your erect cock. Next, cut this in half lengthways and scrape out the inner flesh, making a fuckable tunnel.
If you want to, use some duct tape to secure the 2 halves together, making for a sturdier artificial pussy. You could try rubber bands, but I think duct tape would be best. Cucumbers are 95% water, so the inside might be moist enough, but feel free to add some of your own lube if you need that extra slipperiness for your pleasure. Any type of lube should be fine.
18. Hole in a Melon
While we’re on the subject of fucking fruits, fucking a melon is one of the easiest ways to make a fake vagina without putting much effort in. Simply buy a cantaloupe melon, use a knife to carve a hole in it, and fuck away. The natural fleshy moisture makes for a really nice sensation – just make sure that you remove any seeds before penetration!
19. Hot Water Bottles and Duct Tape
Affectionately known as the hot water bottle sandwich, this is one of the easiest ways to make a DIY fleshlight which is warm and reminiscent of a real pussy.
Take 2 hot water bottles and fill them with hot water (duh!). Place a latex glove between the two hot water bottles and make a “sandwich” with them. Now simply duct tape the hot water bottles together, put some lube inside the glove, and enjoy a warm Fleshlight sex toy!
This is best for if you already own hot water bottles (they’re not usually very cheap). Also, it goes without saying, but don’t burn your cock with water that’s too hot. That’ll be a weird trip to the ER.
20. Baggie and Mattress
One of the simplest and most common homemade pussy toys, the “Baggie and Mattress” is a classic technique. Take a sandwich baggie and fill it with Vaseline, wrapping it around your penis. Kneel down next to your bed, lift up the mattress, and place your erect cock between the mattress and the box spring, fucking it to your heart’s content.
This (NSFW!) video shows a gentleman masturbating with this method, and you’ll find many Baggie and Mattress variations on sites like JackinWorld.com. Who needs a Fleshlight when you have a perfectly good bed?
Don’t attempt this technique if your bedframe would be uncomfortable for your erect penis in any way. My own bedframe has a wooden edge that sticks up, so I would end up circumcising myself if I attempted this DIY fleshlight myself. Yikes.
21. Bubble Wrap
If you’re after a simple homemade pocket pussy, buy yourself a roll of bubble wrap, wrap it around your erect penis, and wrap this in a towel. The towel gives you something to grab onto while you “fuck” the bubble wrap, and the bubble wrap makes for a very intense sensation on your penis. Use plenty of lube for this and consider using a condom too!
22. Sock and glove
Another DIY sex toy for men who aren’t gifted craftspeople, this is one of the easiest ways to make an artificial vagina “Fleshlight”. Take a woolly sock and roll it upon itself until it forms a donut-like shape. Next, place a latex glove into the sock and unroll it, giving you a latex-lined woolly sock. I don’t think I need to tell you what to do next.
23. ODDHILD Ikea throw
While I was shopping in IKEA, I happened to find the ODDHILD couch throw for £2. This throw is rolled up and comes in a little fabric pouch, similar to a sleeping bag. If you pull this throw out of the pouch, cut off about 15 inches of length, roll it up loosely and put it back in the pouch, there is now enough room to comfortably fuck the center of the rolled-up throw.I covered this in my video at the top of the page. You could use a condom or latex glove and pull the edges over the outside of the pouch to catch your semen. It’s cheap, it’s easy, and you control how much resistance you want by cutting off more/less of the throw material.
The pouch is what makes this homemade pocket pussy amazing. You don’t need to bother with rubber bands or anything. It’s basically a Fleshlight case in disguise.
24. Mefe Masturbator
Okay, this isn’t a homemade pocket pussy, but it is A LOT cheaper than a Fleshlight sex toy. Low-price pocket pussies like the Mefe Masturbator may not feel quite as good as fleshlights, but they’re decent and some cost $20 or less. If you can afford to splash a little bit of cash, there are many budget masturbators on the market that rival Fleshlight.
Other companies like LoveHoney sell cheap fleshlight alternatives for $11.49 and Tenga Egg strokers for $12.99. Just because you can’t afford a Fleshlight doesn’t mean that you can’t afford cheap male sex toys – it doesn’t have to be toilet paper and rubber bands! Using your hand is great, but why not branch out and see what toys you can afford or make?
I hope you enjoyed this guide on how to make your own DIY Fleshlight toys! Did you try any of the designs yourself? Perhaps you found some variations which work even better? If so, share them with us in the comments below! Have fun, stay safe, and experience this wide variety of penis-tingling sensations for a fraction of the price of a Fleshlight!