3 Quick and Easy Fake Cum Recipes

How to Make Fake Cum At Home – 3 Easy Recipes That Are Safe For Your Body (Mostly)

By: JC Ways

I love cum. There, I said it. As a gay man, there’s nothing more arousing to me than a cock shooting cum – preferably a lot of it.

However, the human body is only capable of producing so much semen; I can’t expect my partner (or myself) to produce massive cumshots every single time.

Sometimes one has to turn to fake cum recipes in these trying times.

So, you want to know how to make fake cum? Look no further!

The average male produces around 1 teaspoon of sperm with each ejaculation. The average cumshot contains around 5-7 calories, so swallowers can enjoy a big cum load without ruining their diet.

What is Fake Cum?

What is Fake Cum

Fake cum is an artificial substance which is designed to replicate the look, feel, and possibly the taste of real human sperm.

There are many reasons that you might use fake cum in the bedroom, but fake semen is most commonly found in the porn industry, where it’s used to produce those huge porn cum shots in both films and photos.

On porn sets, fake cum is usually kept as a reserve in case the male pornstar is struggling to ejaculate or he can’t produce the huge jizz shot that the cameras are looking for.

Sometimes the porn producers will use ejaculating dildos for this effect, other times they might just use a syringe.

Methylcellulose is used to create fake cum in professional porn shoots, but I’m trying to look at more everyday home ingredients in this guide.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t keep a box of Methylcellulose next to the Cheerios.

If you’ve ever watched professional porn that is based around large amounts of semen (i.e. cum play fetish films, creampie videos, extreme bukkake, Japanese cum porn) then there’s a fair chance that you’ve seen fake cum in use.

In fact, DIY homemade cum is often used as lube in Japanese porn films – they bring it out still in the mixing bowl a lot of the time!

You can also buy pre-made fake cum as lube, with Bad Dragon Cum Lube being the most popular online.

If I’m going to play devil’s advocate, I don’t think that the Bad Dragon cum lube has the consistency of real cum and I’m pretty sure it isn’t edible, so it’s not safe for tasting. However, it is totally body-safe and suitable as an internal lubricant, so that’s an advantage.

4 Ways to Use Fake Cum

Ways to Use Your Fake Cum

Assuming you’re not producing your own bukkake movies or extreme cumshot videos, there are many ways to use fake cum in the bedroom!

Whether you’re playing with cumming dildos, you like the taste of semen, or the idea of being filled up with too much cum really gets you off, there’s a kink for everyone with fake cum!

1. Satisfying a Cum Fetish

Some people simply have a fetish for cum. Like most fetishes, it can be difficult to describe exactly why spunk is a turn-on – it just is.

I mean, it makes sense really, as cum is the result of sex for men. It’s an intimate part of a man that you’re getting to taste, it signifies that you’ve done a good job, it’s the fluid that creates life, and being filled with a big cum load can carry connotations of submissiveness.

The taste of cum has always turned me on personally, even if it’s hardly worthy of a Michelin Star. Some fake homemade cum can taste remarkedly similar to the real thing.

2. Putting it in a Squirting Dildo

In case you aren’t aware, you can buy ejaculating dildos which shoot “sperm” when you press on a pump attached to the toy.

These squirting dildos are often used by people with a cum fetish, as well as men and women who enjoy the feeling of cum being pumped into their body when a sexual partner climaxes.

3. Men with ED can use it

Some men with erectile dysfunction use fake cum if their partner is turned on by semen but they struggle to produce it on demand.

This helps to keep everyone happy and introduces a new dynamic to sex sessions. This might use squirting dildos/strap-ons for this also.

4. Using Fake Cum as Lube

In both porn and real-life sex, the idea of using cum as lube is very erotic for some people, and it also has the convenient dual-purpose of lubricating your vagina/bottom at the same time.

Using real cum as lube comes with many health risks, especially if you’re not with a single (faithful) sexual partner, so fake cum lube is a great safer alternative.

3 Homemade Cum Recipes

3 Homemade Cum Recipes

Here I’ve compiled 3 fake cum recipes for homemade cum which use ingredients that are fairly easy to find at your local grocery store. Please note that while all of these recipes are edible, they are not all body-safe.

I also struggled to find measurements of the ingredients for #2 and #3, so a certain degree of experimentation is involved here.

Recipe #1


(Edible, not body-safe)This fake cum recipe was the easiest to find online and it also was the most precise. I originally found the homemade lube recipe here, but it’s featured in various places on the web and a similar version is made in this YouTube video. I had the most faith in this recipe from the onset.



– 1 egg

– 1 teaspoon of sour cream

– 2 tablespoons of corn starch

– 1 cup of water

– salt



1. Put 2 tablespoons of corn starch into a cup (236 ml) of water. Mix the 2 together until the water becomes cloudy. Pour this mixture into a saucepan and gently heat it on a medium heat while mixing. Heat gently and simmer for a few minutes until the water thickens, turns white, and acquires a jizz-like consistency. When it’s done, allow the mixture to cool down for 15-20 minutes. I ended up putting the pan in the fridge the cool it down quicker.2. Crack open the egg and remove the yolk – we’re only after the egg white here. Drop the egg white into the mixture and stir in.

The simplest way to separate egg whites is to use the “passing” method, in which you pass the yolk between the two halves of the eggshell and allow the white to drain away below.

3. Drop a teaspoon of sour cream into the mixture and stir it in thoroughly. This helps to give the homemade cum the white color and the sour, bitter taste often associated with spunk.4. Add a pinch of salt to taste! You might want to add a little more or less depending on your preference, but we all know that spunk has an undeniable saltiness.



The finished result definitely looks like real sperm. I’d perhaps put a little less sour cream into the mixture so that it isn’t SO white, but the consistency and overall gloopiness of sperm is there. However, the taste of this mixture was bloody disgusting. In a way, its taste was the closest to real sperm, but the combination of sour cream, water, and raw egg white had me spitting this out over the sink. The woman in this YouTube video had a similar reaction.

Knowing the ingredients of this fake cum recipe probably didn’t help with the taste… although I tried to ignore it, my brain KNEW that I was tasting watery egg and sour cream. Hardly appetising.

Recipe #2


(Edible, not body-safe)This is an incredibly simple recipe which is completely edible. It’s the nicest and sweetest-tasting homemade cum on here, but it’s not massively realistic. This is an idea I took from a fake cum Reddit thread and expanded upon.



– 1 cup of water (236 ml)- 2 teaspoons of icing sugar- 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil



1. Add the icing sugar into the water and stir thoroughly until the water has a cloudier consistency – feel free to add in more or less icing sugar to get the balance right, as all tap water is different.2. Take 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil and add it into a saucepan.

Very gently melt the coconut oil on a low heat until it becomes completely liquified – this will not take long.3. Add the liquified coconut oil into the water and stir. Allow the mixture to cool down and stir once again.

The melting point of coconut oil is 76 degrees F (24 C). If you live in a warmer climate, this cum recipe probably won’t work very well, as the coconut oil may already be liquid at room temperature.



Although the coconut oil did make white lumps in the mixture once it had cooled back down, it was not the gloopy consistency I was hoping for – it tended to solidify in straight sheets, a bit like ice solidifying on a lake in winter. However, this recipe might look better if you live in a warmer climate where the coconut oil naturally stays more liquified within the mixture. Living in England, I am not blessed with this so-called “warm climate”.

Despite being the least sperm-esque, this recipe is actually the nicest tasting. Granted, it doesn’t taste like real sperm, but some people like the idea of cum tasting like coconut syrup.

Recipe #3


(Edible AND body-safe)Simply mix water and plain yogurt together until you get a consistency that works for you. It might not taste amazing, and it might not look amazing, but it does somewhat resemble cum!

You can eat this solution and put it inside you to your heart’s content, although I wouldn’t use it as lube.

Plain yogurt is safe for bodily insertion, but a lot of other ingredients in these homemade lubes will give you a nasty yeast infection, so don’t get tempted to shove eggs and corn starch up your vajeen.



I tried a couple of different ratios in my bowls when I was testing this out. I quickly discovered that it’s advisable to use more yoghurt than water if you want to achieve the consistency of jizz.

I’d start with 4 parts yoghurt to 1 part water and then make adjustments from there as you see fit. This mixture is body-safe, though I wouldn’t go pouring loads of it inside you! The taste is kind of okay – it tastes like weak yoghurt, funnily enough.

Not awful, but not jizz-like.

(Fake) Cum-clusion!

(Fake) Cum-clusion

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this experience, it’s that cum is really difficult to replicate.

Using everyday ingredients, you can create fake semen that looks similar to the real thing (recipe #1) but tastes awful, or you can create nice-tasting fake cums, but they look/taste very different from the real thing.

With all that said, fake semen recipes aren’t exactly plentiful, so maybe there are better versions that I’m missing.

Do you know a fake semen recipe which ticks all the boxes? Do you think that professional Methylcellulose semen is the only viable solution?

I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments below!

Written by

JC Ways

Born into a family of avant-garde artists, JC Ways rebelled against conventional paths from an early age. After obtaining a degree in Gender Studies and Creative Writing, they embarked on a journey to challenge societal norms through their writing. Embracing the intersection of sexuality and identity, JC found their calling at Sextoycollective.com, where they can explore and celebrate the diverse spectrum of human pleasure. With a flair for eloquent prose and a keen eye for innovative products, JC elevates the discourse around sexual wellness, advocating for inclusivity and empowerment in every article they pen.

  • Lena says:

    Nice, it seems so real

  • MassdaddyD says:

    Use a drop of 1ml vinegar and a few drops of 5 ml pineapple or apple juice. Now look and taste that! Plus warm ti body temp. Eat it all up baby, good for you.

  • Kayla says:

    Being transwoman is hard I can’t cum when I orgasm and it is the only thing that sucks. Has anyone tried replicating female cum??

  • Soph says:

    Real cum mixed with yogurt is delicious.

  • Salvatore says:

    Wow. thanks for the amazing detail. I’m gonna try all 4 recipes. I crave it too. My boyfriend’s. His friends. Yes my own too.

    It will be great to have reserves.


  • Schweinebier says:

    Nice post! ^^

    I once created cum for a photoshooting, which will remain in the face for a while to be able to shoot many poses. It should also taste good in this case – otherwise the model would not have taken part.

    I mixed 2 teaspoons of icing sugar with 1 heaped teaspoon of cornstarch in some water. Here the difficulty was not to take too much water, otherwise it would run away and with too little water you could not splash it anymore.
    But with the ideal consistency you could then apply it like paint to the face – thick splashes right down to the hair – lateral splashes over the cheeks. The drops ran a few centimetres and then stopped where they were – it looked great and gave a perfect wet shiny bukkake look for about half an hour. Then it started to dry.

    So, as already mentioned, the recipes differ from application to application. Taste, texture and appearance together are difficult to fake.

  • Billy says:

    Try flaxseed gel !

  • Kellen says:

    Okay, can I just say thank you for this? Didn’t think I was crazy for wanting to make a bunch of this!

  • Marian says:

    Nice article JC!

    Do you think Recipe#2 will ruin an ejaculation dildo?
    I mean, the dildo box, claims that only water-based oils can be used.
    The material looks like TPE (not sure what it means)

    I bought a Chinese fake cum (that looks really similar to cum but it’s too thick and doesn’t work on this dildo.
    I need something with a more liquid consistency, and if it’s taste good even better (it’s just for homemade face-video shots).
    So that’s why I think #2 may work, and it’s summer here.


    • JC Ways says:

      It’s hard to say for sure, but it could definitely cause problems depending on the material. Coconut oil could wreak havoc on the toy as it’s strongly recommended to avoid oil-based products and lubes with TPE.

      • LAW of Sapeosexual says:

        I would suggest using an already liquefied coconut oil. That would likely keep that 2nd recipe more to a consistency you prefer ♡

        • JC Ways says:

          Yeah I guess it depends on the temperature of your environment and the climate of where you live. Here in the UK, coconut oil is often solidified at room temperature but if you live in a warmer climate that might not be the case.

  • Andy says:

    The first recipe can’t you add something for a better taste

    • JC Ways says:

      You could definitely play around with the recipe, it just might change the color and consitency to be less jizzy.

    • Conner says:

      I would recommend cream cheese since it would probably taste sweeter because it’s used to make different deserts.

  • Jamie G. says:

    I like to be able to keep mine at room temperature and not have it spoil or chance bacteria, etc by using eggs and the like. I use 8 oz of water, a pinch of salt (very little is needed), a drop or two of vanilla extract, and a product called thicken up by nestle. About 4 to 6 scoops depending on how thick you want it. That’s it. Nothing requires refrigeration. It is usually best to make a new batch after a week or two other wise you might find globs clumped bear the bottom and mix well before each use.

  • Kathy Coker says:

    Im in my late 60s and I have the sex drive but can I put this in my hot warm wet Pussi and make me feel like i”m cumming

  • ashton allen holland says:

    worked! very yummy!

  • Soreon says:

    I managed to re-create almost the same taste as cum by slightly changing the 1st recipe, instead of using sour cream I used 2 teaspoons of a thick yogurt.
    If you want the same saltiness as normal you will have to increase the amount of salt by a bit but this is whatever you like.

    It still looks and feels a lot like cum though it loses a bit of its thickness but not by a lot while the taste becomes a lot more realistic.
    I hope this helps someone????

  • Caroline says:

    Glad to know how to do it im thinking to buy one brown dildo ejaculating to get my fear over to swallow my future husband cum in case he ask me on wedding night

  • Ian Sacher says:

    Through various tests I have found that the first recipe can be done without being absolutely wretched in flavor.

    What I did was pasteurize 3 eggs (my local stores carry neither pasteurized whole eggs or egg whites) which did end up making the egg white slightly less runny and safe to consume. These egg whites were used as the base.

    Then added some generic plain yogurt instead of sour cream. For the right mix think anywhere between 1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons of yogurt per egg.

    3 to 6 cracks of salt (depending on how salty you want to make it while still being in the believable range.

    No water was added to the mix whatsoever.

    Stir until uniform.

    Check the consistency. If its too runny add 1/4 teaspoon of corn starch to the batch and mix thoroughly. Repeat this process until you are satisfied with the viscosity. (This step is optional. Only use if you are not satisfied with current viscosity)

    Pour the final mixture into a cup and fill a larger cup or bowl with slightly above body temperature water.

    Hold the cup of fake semen in the water so the water surrounds all outer sides of the cup containing the fluid. Hold in place for 2 to 4 minutes to warm up the fake cum to average human body temperature.

    The end result should be a fluid that closley resembles the look, taste, temperature, and viscosity of healthy sperm without the taste being too overbearing. It should taste somewhat bland but palatable, slightly salty, and not too bitter if at all. It should not make you want to gag or vomit.

    Feel free to experiment further

  • ani says:

    i just tried it, half cup of boilling water, mixed with a half cup of water with a cornstarch. once it becomes hard, remove from the heat, and mix with just a few teaspons of icing sugar disolved in water, mix everything and thats it.

  • seabastian says:

    My Realistic Cum Recipe for Guzzling:
    Single Serving (recommended)

    240g water
    7g flaxseed*
    5g L-citrulline*
    5g rice flour
    sugar/salt/baking soda*

    Small pot/pan
    fine stainer/cheese cloth
    small bowl

    Base Fluid: Cooking
    Bring water to boil, then down to a simmer.
    Stir in L-citrulline & add the flaxseeds. Cook until consistency thickens (check by running a chopstick through, if you get that cum consistency when you pull up, then it’s good to proceed to straining).

    Cum Chunks: Prep
    While the Base Fluid is cooking, prep dry ingredients. Combine rice flour and sugar/salt/baking soda. Add a smidge of water to just to make it liquidy (like pancake batter).

    Cum Cocktail: Strain & Combine
    When ready, strain flaxseed liquid into a small bowl. Then pour/drip in Cum Chunks (the heat of the Base Fluid will cook the rice flour). After letting it cool, serve and enjoy.

    *flaxseed: 2-notes 1) I recommend golden flaxseed; brown flaxseed will tint the base fluid brown. 2) 7g is my recommendation because too much flaxseed can cause a stomach ache.

    L-citrulline: This is Optional. This is the closest thing that tastes like actual cum. What it is: L-Citriline is a precursor to the amino acid of L-arginine & is a vasodilator. Real world us case: it’s used a pre-work supplement to increase blood flow. Aids erections & arousal.

    *sugar/salt/baking soda: these are Optional for flavoring. I personally use 5g sugar, and a pinch of salt.

  • Try This says:

    Another good recipe:

    Boil some water, sprinkle in a little flour, whisk it, bring it to desired consistency then add salt and a little sugar to taste.

  • Sarah says:

    You’re hot. I bet if you added a bit more water and powdered sugar to the yogurt and water one, you’d get one that tastes pretty good too.

    I was also thinking cream cheese but idk about the consistency.

    I bet if you soaked cashews overnight in water and added tapioca powder into the blender.

    I was thinking aloe Vera and xanthan gum for consistency but it would be kind of nice if the taste was pleasant.

    A sweet vanilla plant based milk with xanthan gum and water?

    • JC Ways says:

      Thank you! You’re very creative. Most of those could work, though I wouldn’t put them inside your vagina/anus D:

  • Lauren says:

    look, i have swallowed an EXTREME amount of cum, but i don’t find it very yummy, but THESE ARE. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  • Christopher Snow says:

    I enjoyed this presentation of homemade cum recipes. I have to say that JC Way never disappoints with his insights and personal comments. I have a true author-crush on you and your work. It is appreciated and fun to read

  • Lily says:

    Can I use sour cream instead for the third recipe? Is it anal safe?

  • AssDestroyer says:

    If you look closely, the background has sex toys

  • MaeUK says:

    So I read this because someone wanted a “blowjob” custom with my dildo for OnlyFans. He sent me this link. I found that 560ml of milk in a pan with 4tbsp of cornstarch and about 3 tbsp of sugar (I wanted mine sweet) did a fantastic job!! Bring the milk to a boil and then add the cornstarch to a little water and mix into the milk, once boiling stir for about 5 minutes and take off the heat. Leave to sit for 1 minute and then put it in the fridge until lukewarm. Take it out and voilà!! Very realistic and yummy cum!! Not bodysafe but edible and the pictures and videos are insane!!

  • Sissy says:

    I have been used as a sissy in county jail in 1979

  • Sissy says:

    I was used as a sissy in county jail in 1979

  • Will says:

    I had a radical prostetectomy 8 years ago, has anyone tried putting this into their urethra to try and actually replicate ejaculating? (are any of these recipies safe for internal male use?). TY for responding

  • Man says:

    Semi runny icing works really well it looks like it and tastes good

  • Moony says:

    I made mine boiling a cup of water and two spoons of corn starch. Is it anal safe?

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