Category Archives for Dildos

37 Dragon Dildos (Including Some Cheaper Bad Dragon Alternatives)

The world of dragon dildos is overflowing with all kinds of mythical penises.  These dongs first hit the underground sex toy scene thanks to bad dragon in the mid 2000s, and have since become one of the most epic ways to get off. A Dragon dildo can come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and designs. […]

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The Walrus Dildo Guide – Taming the Beast

The walrus has one of the most magnificent cocks in the animal kingdom, and a walrus dildo lets you experience it from the comfort of your own home — no trips to the arctic circle required. In this guide, i’ll be reviewing the anatomically correct walrus dildo on Amazon, but there’s more than just one walrus […]

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Dildo Sculptor

This tool helps you design and print dildos with a 3D printer.  You can use the prints as models to cast molds.  The mold can be used again and again to make a bounty of silicone dongs. If you don’t have a 3D printer, you can still download your dildo’s .STL file from the publish […]

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Fantastic Dildos & Where to Find Them (Fantasy Dildo Guide)

Enter a world of fantasy dildos.  There’s dragons, unicorns, aliens, zombies, vampires, werewolves, kraken, and other mythical creatures, each with penises just as mythical and unique. This guide will go over some of my favorite fantasy dildos and hopefully help you discover some new fantastic finds.   Chapters Types of Fantasy & Exotic DildosI Come In […]

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Best Anal Dildos

Anal play is one of the most pleasurable and rewarding activities to explore, and like any explorer, it helps to be prepared with good tools, i.e. some of the best anal dildos. Anal dildos is a broad category of sex toys though, and one anal dildo might not work for everyone’s needs.  Some like direct p-spot […]

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In Thrust We Trust: The Best Thrusting Dildos and Vibrators

Thrusting dildos are a very different experience than your typical vibrator.  If you turn up the settings all the way they move like a jackhammer and thrust thrust thrust until you bust. The best thrusting dildos also have strong waves and ridges that feels awesome when it’s going at full speed.Thrusting Dildo MaterialsWhen picking a thrusting […]

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The Most Expensive and High End Dildos In The World

In modern times, some dildos are further then ever from the flimsy pieces of plastic they’re stereotyped to be, they’re fine art. The most expensive dildos are showstoppers at high end art galleries, and painstakingly crafted by world-renown artists.   For this list, I’ve put together 10 of the most stunning (and expensive) dildos. World’s Most Expensive […]

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Once You Pop You Can’t Stop (Semenette Pop! Review)

The title of this review is more than just a play on words,  the ‘Pop!’ is one darn addicting dildo.   Part of why it’s so addicting is the bulb, which is easy to use and delivers a realistic 2 mL of semen. I associate cuming with a release of tension, and with pop, jizzing looks […]

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NJoy Pure Wand Review

I first heard about the Pure Wand on Dangerous Lilly’s blog, where she talked about it ecstatically in more than a few posts.  Then again, I read about it in vibrator nation, where a few pages are dedicated to its origin story.  They also had one on display at She Bop, and on my recent […]

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Shaking Things Up With The Fun Factory Bouncer (Dildo Review)

From the outside the Fun Factory Bouncer looks like any other dildo, but once you pick it up you notice something is different.  It jiggles!  This is pretty much a dildo maraca that with some work could make a great addition to a bands lineup.For this review I purchased a red Bouncer at my local […]

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