A Bullet vibrator is the perfect sex toy sidekick. They're light, small, portable, and easy to hide. Perfect for satisfying a throbbing clit on the go.
For this guide, I'm going to share everything I know about bullet vibrators, including a huge list of the best bullets. But first...
What Are Bullets, Eggs, and Minis?
Bullet vibrators are the simplest, smallest, and most portable vibes. For masturbation, I like to hold them along my index finger, so they work as an extension of my hand. For sex, they are small enough to nuzzle between you and a partner, especially for positions where bigger vibrators won't fit.
Mini vibrators are the same height as bullets, but wider and rounder. They're better at delivering vibes to the entire vaginal opening, not just the clit. They also tend to have bigger motors, and stronger vibrations than their bullet vibrator cousins. This extra benefit means they are a bit less portable, a bit heavier, and a bit more awkward to hold.
Egg vibrators are more egg-shaped than bullets, but a similar size. They're usually attached to a cord that lets you easily play pass with your kegals. Some also have remote control features and can be controlled by your partners.
Lets start counting down mini vibrators! At the end of the list be sure to vote for your favorites in the voting section.
1) Emojibator Eggplant Bullet
Based on the most suggestive emoji of all time, this guy is an easy way to get your daily recommended does of masturbation.
It's waterproof, showerproof, and tub proof, making it a good bath time partner. Try using its 10 vibration settings underwater and pulsating the water just in front of your clit for a different kind of vibration sensation.
At $9 this is a great first bullet vibrator. It's strong, simple, and made from bioplastic: "The world's first biodegradable bullet"
When I first got it, I wasn't sure if its material would be flimsy or not, but it feels just as strong as any other bullet vibrator. I also love the pretty green color and its earthy vibe.
3) Crave Vesper
The Vesper is a necklace and a bullet vibrator in one; a stylish way to show off your good vibes.
It's made from polished stainless steel, which delivers deep heavy vibes that you can't get from other materials like plastic. The 4 vibration patterns are controlled with a single button on the side.
4) Ave Natur Rise
The Natur Rise is a new mini vibrator released in 2019. It's made by Ave, another Scandanavian sex toy company that's all about the aesthetics and luxurious vibes. To me, it looks like a vibrator from the future, or something they'd use on a space station in a sci fi movie.
For $50 it's the best mid-range bullet vibrator i've been able to find. The shape is easy to hold, and has intense vibrations. I think this bullet also wins the award for the best looking mini vibrator, it's very photogenic.
5) The Squish
The harder you squeeze the more it vibrates. The Squish is a cool and fresh take on the vibrator, just be careful not to sit on it if you take it out in public.
You can also record and design your own patterns by pressing the button, making it a mini vibrator with unlimited patterns, no more settling for just the 5, 10, or 20 that it comes preset with.
6) Umania Bullet
As far as value goes this bullet vibrator is a lot of bang for the buck. At $13, it's waterproof, rechargeable, strong, and has 10 different patterns. It also looks fairly elegant for such an inexpensive bullet.
What really stands out about this guy is its amazing reviews. It has almost 200 ratings and an average of 4.5 stars, one of the most top rated bullet vibrators on Amazon.
7) Lelo Mia 2
Mia 2 is a luxury bullet vibrator, designed for people who only want the best of the best.
There's six settings in total, all the way from soft to very intense pulsing. 11 reviewers on amazon said that the highest vibration settings were too strong for direct contact. The vibes themselves are more rumbly than buzzy.
It's also USB rechargeable so you don't have to worry about batteries. You can twist the top part off and plug it right into your laptop, it looks like a large flash drive.
The box also matches whatever color you pick: red, black, purple, or pink. Lelo is a luxury sex toy company, and goes above and beyond with the quality and packaging of products. There is also a 1 year motor warranty, so you can get a new one if the buzzing turns into clanking.
8) Game of Moans Bullet
Game of Moans is a collection of sex toys inspired by the popular HBO show. One of the toys is a dragon egg with an intense bullet vibrator inside.
The egg is hand painted and made of PLA plastic, it snaps together using magnets. There's enough room inside to store about 5 bullet vibrators comfortably, or anything else that needs safe keeping.
Maude may be a bit on the bulky side for a bullet vibrator, but it's also stronger, a good hybrid between a vaginal vibe and a mini vibe.
For $45 it's one of the most attractive bullet vibes for the price. Something you can be proud to display on your nightstand, and if anyone raises their eyebrows, at least they know you masturbate in style.
The Echo has an ergonomic shape that makes it easy to hold and prevents your hands from cramping. The vibration motor is also located on only one end so that your fingers don't get numb as you use it.
With its 8 different intensities it's also very dynamic and can go from whisper quiet to very powerful and everything in between.
11) Emma Egg Vibrator
Designed in London by Coco De Mer, the Emma Egg vibrator is named after Lady Emma Hamilton, an 18th century artist, actress, singer, and socialite who took Europe by storm, becoming a household name and eventually forming a power couple with Lord Nelson, admiral of the British Navy.
Like Emma, this egg vibrator is powerful and eye-catching. The center button controls the 8 patterns, and the up and down buttons control its 12 speeds, for a total of 96 unique combinations (more than any other on this list).
12) Classic Bullet Vibrator
At only $8 this is the top rated bullet vibrator under ten dollars.
The outside is made of medical grade silicone, which is soft and helps muffle its buzzing. To make it even quieter, you can take it into the tub since it's completely waterproof. The downside is it does require batteries, which are almost the same price as the bullet itself.
13) WeVibe Tango
The Tango is an A-list bullet vibrator, the best of the best, famous for its deep rumbly vibrations. However, if you prefer soft vibes and don't care for strong clit stimulation you should avoid this powerful little guy. Even on its lowest setting it can be too intense for sensitive clits.
I like to use it with lube which can help its big vibrations work their magic even more. I may not be able to dance very well, but I love to do the Tango.
14) Odeco - Best Value Egg Vibrator
At $40, the Odeco is the most popular egg vibrator on Amazon right now, with 4 stars and 500 total reviews. It's one of those remote control eggs too, so your partner can control it from any distance.
One pet peeve people have with it is that there is no pattern memory, so if you like the 4th pattern you'll have to cycle through the first three every time you use it.
15) Aneros Muze
This is a strong bullet made of medical grade stainless steel (one of the best bullet vibrator materials), it's also the longest bullet on the list at 3.9 inches.
Steel bullets have a more rumbly vibration, the material is also super smooth and feels silky on the skin. Steel can also be used with silicone lubricant, which can melt bullets made of silicone.
The main downside keeping this bullet from the top of the list is that it requires batteries. 1 AAA battery gets it 8 hours of use, but for a $100 bullet it'd be nice to ditch the batteries.
16) Screaming-O 10 Speed Bullet
This bullet isn't as pretty as some of the others, but looks aren't everything. For $25 it comes with 10 vibration speeds, it's waterproof, and it's rechargeable.
There's also a $36 version on shevibe that has a remote control ring you can wear on your finger to cycle through the vibration patterns from a distance.
17) Iroha Mini
This has to be the cutest mini vibrator ever. It's made in Japan by Iroha, where they have perfected the art of Kawaii sex toys.
When I first got it I thought it would we squishy, but it's actually hard ABS plastic, just like most of the other plastic bullets and minis on this list.
For vibes, it's got 1 single setting that's about 5/10 on the intensity scale. It's also fairly quiet, and even quieter in the shower or the tub.
18) Broad City Egg Vibrator
Carpe Dayummm! If you like broad city, there's an entire line of vibrators from the show, including this egg vibrator. It's got four settings and at $20, reasonably priced. For me i'd get it just because I love the show, and for the novelty of it. There's also a broad city bullet vibe, and a broad city lipstick bullet.
19) Bullet Vibes with Matching Pouches
The best bullet vibrators come with their own storage pouches, after all, bullets are meant to be portable.
The brand Rianne S makes a collection of bullets just like that. Each bullet comes with a matching bag for your vibrators to keep cozy in during your travels. They come in three flavors: posh, pride, and black.
20) Iroha Lipstick Bullet
At $20 this is one of the best cheap bullet vibrators. It's designed by Iroha in Japan, where they are masters of sex toy ingenuity.
It's got some essential features I look for: waterproof, 5 vibration patterns, 5 hour battery life, and silicone material.
The main downside of this guy is it uses 1-AAA battery, but they do include the one in the package.
21) Bougie Bullet
This bullet is as sophisticated and high-tech as they come. With 20 vibration settings, it has more than any other bullet vibrator, and an easy to hit boost button for extra intensity in any setting. The built in memory remembers your last setting too, no need to cycle through all 20 each time you turn it on.
The outside of the bullet is anondized aluminum, similar to what's used for climbing carabiners, making it super smooth and slick.
22) Zalo Self-Heating Thrusting Bullet
Temptation is a bullet vibrator by Zalo that's hot, glamorous, and unique. By hot, we mean literally, use the heat setting to warm it up to body temperature and melt your way to climax. At it's hottest, it's 5 degrees warmer than the human tongue.
Next, Instead of vibrating like most bullets, it thrusts back and forth very quickly. You can use its soft silicone ridges with the thrusting to get a different kind of clit stimulation, or just go for internal stimulation.
23) Ave Sky - Nimbus
Remember earlier when I mentioned Ave's Natur collection? They also have a Sky collection with different cloud shaped vibrators.
One of them is the nimbus, a bullet vibe with an elegant and curvy shape. The extra beauty isn't cheap though, it's $110, and one of the more expensive bullet vibrators on our list. So pricey, that I haven't gotten around to trying it yet, so i'm not sure intense or quiet it is.
24) Je Joue - Rabbit Bullet Vibrator
This is a mini rabbit vibrator that is all ears for your clit. Instead of more direct point stimulation, the soft silicone ears cradle and envelope your clit for even more intensity.
Since the ears are kind of floppy, they're good for doing gentle light strokes, which is nice for more sensitive clits.
25) Rose Revitalize
The Rose Revitalize bullet by Blush Novelties comes with 3 different attachments and only costs $19. There's a rabbit tip, a flutter tip, and a simpler round tip.
To turn on its vibrations, you twist it, and there's no buttons on the entire thing. The downsides are you only get one setting and it does require 1 AAA vibrator, which is included in the box.
For me, this mini vibrator itself looks like a prettier version of the classic pocket rocket vibrator. A famous sex toy in the 1980s.
26) Lelo Lyla 2
The Lelo Lyla 2 is one of the better egg vibrators right now. It's got all the features you expect from the best egg vibrators: waterproof, rechargeable, strong, silent, and 8 patterns.
The remote also has the longest distance of any egg vibrator, up to 39 feet, almost half a football field away.
On the downside some reviewers disliked how the remote part is not rechargeable (requires 2 AA batteries), and that the remote distance was worse if used under water, like in a hot tub.
27) Zalo Baby Star
This cute bullet vibrator could go head to head with the Lyla 2 in a beauty contest. It comes with an 18K gold plating on the base and the handle, a regular feature on vibes made by the luxury sex toy company Zalo.
For such a small vibe (3.2 inches long) it can hold its own with powerful bullets. It's also got 8 patterns, 4 speeds, and a music mode that makes it change in intensity with any music that's playing. This mode also thinks any moaning you produce is a tune, and will attempt to hum along and join you for a sexy duet.
Vote for The Best Bullet Vibrators & Minis
Here is a table summing up the bullets in this list and another 10 i didn't have time to cover in detail, you can click the hearts to like your favorites, too.
How to use a bullet vibrator
For couples - 80% of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm, so with some practice, a bullet can really shine during sex. It's tiny enough to hold against your clitoris during most positions, or slip in between you and your partner.
Don't forget the rest of the body - Use a lower setting and let your bullet roam freely. Try grazing inner thighs, nipples, backs of knees, and the arch just above the butt.
Lube - When it comes to clits and bullets, a little lube goes a long way. A bullet vibrator moves back and forth very fast on your skin, you can help it work its magic by using lube. Safe stimulating lubes like Southern Butter Enhance Balm can heighten sensitivity and make orgasms even more intense.
Use it horizontally - You don't always have to use the tip of the bullet. Try holding it horizontally for a different kind of vibe.
For Penises - Vibration feels great on penises too! You can mix the vibes in with fellatio and use them for extra stimulation on the balls and groin.
Public / Semi-public - Bullets are great for coming on the go. You can use them to sneak in some orgasms at the park, movies, or restaurants.
Best Bullet Vibrators For Beginners (Cheap Mini Vibes)
Picking from the 38 bullet vibrators above, here are the best cheap bullet vibes if you're on a budget. They're good if you are looking for your first vibrator and aren't sure what you like yet.
- Gaia EcoBullet
- Umania Bullet
- Simple Bullet
- Screaming-O Bullet
The disadvantages of cheap bullet vibrators are they have less settings, require batteries, are generally louder, and may break sooner than fancier models.
Best Bullet Vibrators for Those Who Want Something Powerful
These bullets don't compromise size for power, they use the latest tech in motors to make them as strong as possible.
- Lelo Mia 2
- WeVibe Tango
What did you think the best bullet vibrator was? Let me know in the comments below, or if you have any other questions about the bullet vibrators in the list. You can also check out our best vibrator guide to learn more about the other types of vibrators.