From huge vibrators to full-on sex machines, here are 11 big sex toys for women which are all made from 100% body-safe materials! Leave your tiny bullet vibrators at the door – this is for ladies who wanna feel like they’re getting rammed by a huge dong.
The Tremor Sex Machine
Let’s get rocking and rolling!
The Tremor is a high-end sex machine or “sex saddle” that grinds into your pussy automatically, allowing you to get fucked to your heart’s content without needing anyone there to do it! Similar to the famous Sybian sex machines of the ‘80s, this large sex toy uses dishwasher-safe silicone comfort pads to make the ride as pleasant as possible.
This high-end toy lets you use a wired remote control with 2 very simple settings – rock and roll. Turning up the “rock” results in faster “fucking” motions, while turning up the “roll” increases the rolling motion of the attachment, helping to give you that insane orgasm from your G-spot while getting rammed silly by the Tremor!
The Tremor is best for people who have a lot of spare money and storage space! Not me, then.
The Swan Wand
Massage your neck or experience intense sexual pleasure!
Used as both a muscle massager and a giant vibrator, the Swan Wand is one of the most unique sex toys on this list. Boasting an impressive 8 inches of insertable length, this huge vibrating toy is coated in 100% soft silicone and is totally waterproof, so you can take it into the bath or shower if you get that naughty feeling mid-bathe. Yes please!
The Swan Wand features 2 powerful vibrating motors – 1 at each tip – and after 4 hours of USB charging it can deliver intense vibrations for 8.5 hours. Yes, you read that correctly, 8.5 hours. That is the longest sex toy runtime I’ve ever seen for a rechargeable toy. Once you add in the sleek pink design, there’s a lot to love about this versatile female toy.
“Magic Wand” Vibrating Wand
One of the best sex toys for women since the ‘70s.
In the 1970s, a sexual health therapist named Betty Dodson discovered that this back massager could be used to massage the vagina and deliver deep, penetrating vibrations to the clitoris. Soon, the Magic Wands were rebranded as sex toys and you could see them in shows such as Sex and the City.
The Magic Wand is famous for its deep, rumbly vibrations which cause intense orgasms, even on the lower speed setting. It plugs into the wall, so it never runs out of juice, and although it doesn’t look particularly sexy, it’s easy to pass it off as a back massager if you’re trying to be discreet.
The Cowgirl Saddle Remote Control Fuck Machine
Another premium fuck machine, the Cowgirl is a giant sex toy designed to be straddled and rode like a mechanical bull, expect it provides feelings of intense sexual pleasure! The ultra-powerful motors deliver up to 1,200 RPM vibrations across 6 vibration settings and 360-degree swivel rotations, giving you plenty of vibrations, swivels, and motions to explore.
The Cowgirl is made from high-quality vegan leather (complete with comfort padding!) and can hold up to 400 lbs in weight, so it’s perfectly suited to horny ladies of any size. You can control this great toy with a wired remote control or with an app on your phone – why not give it to a partner and let them control your pleasure from their smartphone!
Phone-controlled automatic fuck machines. We’re living in the future.
UPRIZE Realistic Vibrating Dildo 8 Inches
The world’s first bionic vibrating dildo!
UPRIZE dildos are incredible to watch – they basically start out as flaccid penises which get an erection and become stiff before your very eyes! This particular toy is 8 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, so it’s perfect for a size queen. It also comes with a suction cup, 10 vibration modes, and a silicone waterproof exterior – get creative with this thing!
Watching a dildo get hard is strangely arousing. It sort of puts me in the mood. Maybe talk dirty to it while it gets stiff.
Extra Girthy Realistic Vibrating Dildo 8 Inch
Long and wide vibrating cock
In a world of crazy sex toys, I love the simplicity of this product. This toy is an 8-inch long vibrating dildo which is nice and girthy with thick veins and a big bulbous head. It’s made from soft flexible silicone and has 7 unique pulse settings powered by 2 AA batteries. If you just want a nice big vibrating penis to make your pussy quiver and squirt with joy, look no further.
Tracey Cox Supersex Infinite Function G-Spot Vibrator
Specifically designed for G-spot orgasms
This is quite possibly the best G spot vibrator on this list – the Supersex Infinite is 7.5 inches long and has 5 inches of circumference, while the curved tip precisely targets your G-spot for intense orgasms. The toy also has 100+ different vibration functions to cycle through, so you can find the perfect setting to tickle that G-spot just right.
The world’s largest dildo available for retail purchase is the Moby Dick dildo – it’s a monster 36 inches high and weighs almost 50 lbs! It might be the world’s biggest dildo, though I wouldn’t recommend the Moby dildo because it’s made from PVC, a toxic material that harbors bacteria.
Lovehoney G-Pleaser 7 Function Silicone G-Spot Vibrator
Long, but a little slimmer
If you’re looking for G-spot stimulation but you don’t like your dildos too girthy, then this G-Pleaser is the best G-spot vibrator for you. It features a bulbous head for G-spot orgasms attached to a slim 7-inch-long shaft made from firm silicone. There are 2 powerful motors and 7 different functions to happily explore. The only downside? It runs on 2 AAA batteries, so juice can run out quickly.
Fun Factory “Big Boss” Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator
The Big Boss is Back. Alliteration
This toy is one of the best vibrators for women who like them big and chunky. It’s 7 inches long and very thick, featuring 5 speeds and 4 different patterns. Big Boss is also waterproof and USB rechargeable, offering a staggering 4 hours of play from a single charge! The high-end silicone can attract a lot of dust in storage, but a quick rinse and you’re good to go!
Fun Factory is a German sex toy company based in Bremen on the banks of the Weser river. They make all of their products locally in their own German manufacturing facility, so you can rest assured that the quality is top-notch.
Extra Long Realistic Dildo 7.5 Inch
For ladies who like it long and thick
This realistic vibrating dildo is 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in circumference, featuring realistic veins and glans details (despite being… purple). The toy is made with flexible silken silicone, making it lovely and soft to the touch. This vibe is waterproof, so if you find that your pussy relaxes better in a warm bath, this toy makes an excellent bath time companion.
When the box says “BIG MAXI” on it in big letters, you know you’re in for a treat.
Get Real Remote Control Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inches
Stick it to the wall and get busy!
This long vibrator is 7 inches long and features realistic veins and penis head details. Hell, even the balls look realistic. Complete with 10 vibration functions and a wireless remote control, this impressive dildo can really find the right spot. The included suction cup also means you can stick it to a suitable wall, floor, desk, kitchen counter… wherever the mood takes you!
Tips for Women using Huge Sex Toys
Lube up your vibrator!
You might not need lube normally, but if you’re going for advanced masturbation with a large dildo, you need to lube that bad boy up to help get it inside you. If you’re using silicone products (which you should be!) then a high-quality water-based lubricant is the best way to go. Don’t rely solely on your natural juices unless you’re a serious masochist.
Try it in the bath
If your toy is waterproof, it might be a good idea to take it into a warm bath or shower with you. Warm water can help to relax all the right muscles, making it easier to slip the toy inside. It also just makes your bath time a little more… interesting.
There’s no need to cram the whole toy inside you all at once – take it slow and introduce the toy’s length slowly as you become more comfortable. Personally, I like to “warm up” by playing with a smaller toy or a clit-sucking vibrator before I whip out the massive vibes. This kind of advanced masturbation can’t be rushed – you need plenty of time to ease into it.
Qualities to look for in Large Vibrators
Shopping for big sex toys online? Here are my tips for choosing the perfect plump vibrator!
Silicone Sex Toys
All the products on this list are made with silicone coatings. This is because silicone is non-porous, so it doesn’t let bacteria in. Sadly, a lot of the best clit vibrators and best G spot vibrators are made from materials like jelly rubber, PVC, and soft plastic, all of which can harbour bacteria and cause yeast infections because they’re porous.
While silicone comes at a steeper price tag, it’s worth it for your sexual health. Silicone vibes are also really easy to clean – just wash them with mild antibacterial soap and water according to the instructions. We have a guide to unsafe sex toy materials if you want to find out more.
Long Battery Life
One of the best things about large toys is that they can house giant batteries to keep them going for hours on end. If your toy uses old-school AA or AAA batteries, then you’re limited to the juice in those batteries, but if your toy is USB rechargeable, you might find that it has a longer battery life than most adult products.
Most rechargeable vibes will normally last 1-2 hours after a charge, but the Swan Wand lasts 8.5 hours and the Big Boss lasts up to 4 hours of continuous use after a full charge. While a long battery life isn’t essential, it’s certainly a lovely convenience.
Flared Base Dildos
Most of the sex toys on this list are designed for vaginal play. If you’re looking for anal play, you need a toy with a flared base that sticks out. This is because toys can get lost inside your rectum if they accidentally slip inside – you don’t have those same muscles in the ass that help you to push things in and out of your vagina.
If you’re looking for a wild ride, the Tremor Sex Machine is unbeatable, but if you want a (much cheaper) sex toy that is large, vibrating, and versatile, you cannot beat the impressive 8-inch-long Swan Wand. It’s waterproof, it’s rechargeable, it’s a massive size, and it lasts for 8.5 hours after a charge. Sign me up!