The Work Hazards of Being a Sex Toy Reviewer: Prostate Play Edition
Prostate orgasms are fucking amazing, and that’s kind of a problem. You see, I used to be content with the orgasm that a regular wank would produce for me, but after experiencing my first shaking Aneros “super orgasm” (NSFW!) a few months ago, I found myself chasing the dragon of the super orgasm a little […]
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3 Quick and Easy Fake Cum Recipes – How to Make Fake Cum In Your Kitchen
I love cum. There, I said it. As a gay man, there’s nothing more arousing to me than a cock shooting cum – preferably a lot of it. However, the human body is only capable of producing so much semen; I can’t expect my partner (or myself) to produce massive cumshots every single time. Sometimes […]
Continue readingI Got a UTI Because I Didn’t Wash My Sex Toys Properly
As I’m writing this blog, my penis is stinging like a fucking scorpion and I have an uncomfortable and never-ending urge to pee. My bladder feels like someone is squeezing on it and my urethra seems like it’s about to split at the tip. I haven’t been able to masturbate for nearly a week, and […]
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6 Sites Like Literotica – Free Erotic Stories Online
Porn is great and all, but sometimes it can be a little bit uninspired. Whether it’s a studio-produced porno with impeccable lighting and steroid-pumped models or a shaky handheld iPhone clip of random people shagging in a hotel room, it can all feel rather bleurgh. Although close-up cock-slapping-against-pussy porn has its place, it’s not what […]
Continue readingUrethral Sounding – A Guide to This Extreme Fetish
I won’t lie to you; sounding is not for the faint of heart. When it comes to the long and eclectic list of sexual fetishes, urethral sounding is one of the more risky and dangerous sexual activities out there, but that’s exactly why so many people love it! The taboo and thrill of penis sounding […]
Continue readingHow to Use A Vibrator
If you walk into a sex store or look at sex toy websites online, you can find vibrators for beginners, vibrators for couples, egg vibrators, vibrating rabbit toys, and so much more. It can be a little bit intimidating when you’re browsing for your first vibrator and you’re bombarded with a sea of contorted vibrating […]
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24 Best Lesbian Sex Toys To Bring Couples Closer Together
A recent study found that gay women have more orgasms than straight women do. Alas, one of the main advantages of a same-sex relationship is that we know how to please each other sexually! However, there is the stereotype of lesbian bed death suggesting that same-sex female couples have less sex than any other type […]
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Sex Toy Storage 101: How to Store Your Sex Toys
Before you purchase a sex toy, you naturally lust after the sexual pleasure it’s going to give you. You read about how big it is, how many vibration settings it has, and how it’s going to produce otherworldly orgasms inside your body. One thing that you might gloss over, however, is sex toy storage. Why […]
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11 Best Online Sex Stores: Where To Buy Sex Toys Online
Look, I get it. Buying sex toys can be confusing or embarrassing, especially if you don’t know what you’re looking for. If you wanna know the best place to buy sex toys, you have two main options: you can either shop online or visit your local sex boutiques. When shopping online you have extra privacy, more toys […]
Continue readingDangerous Sex Toy Materials 101
There are still no government regulations when it comes to sex toy materials. The vast majority are labeled with a disclaimer “for novelty use only” and are not evaluated at all by the FDA for safety[1]. That means it is up to you to know what materials are dangerous and what to avoid. This usually means […]
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