Fit For A Size Queen: A Big Guide To Big Dildos

Purchasing big dildos can be a big decision to make.  You have to consider the size, shape, and quality of your new giant dildos, all while finding something that matches your budget (some big dildos can be pricey).

So to make things easier,  I’ve put together a list of the best giant & thick dildo i’ve ever used (pics included) with biggest dildos and extreme dildos. These range from prices as low as $30 to $300 hand made monster dildos with lifetime guarantees.

Let’s dive in to the world of massive dildos!

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Big Dildos

The Hoodlum – LoveHoney’s Biggest Dildo (22 Inches)

We’re big fans of LoveHoney here at SexToyCollective due to their high-quality sex toys, decent prices and discreet packaging.

The Hoodlum – this huge 22-inch double ended dildo – is the largest dildo on their website.

Nice and flexible for easy insertion, you can “warm yourself up” with the smaller end and then swap things around and graduate to the larger end!

Alternatively this huge dildo could be used with a partner too. It’s 22 inches long, so you can still get a good 10-11 inches each if you try!

“Makara” 18-inch Fantasy Monster Dildo

If you’re more into huge dildos that are fantasy and monster-styled, allow me to introduce you to Makara.

A nice 18 inches long (with 16.5 inches of insertable length), this is one of the biggest dildos on LoveHoney, with great reviews to match.

On top of being a fun and vibrant color scheme, this thing also glows in the dark, so it’s cool if you’re going for a really ambient scene.

The shaft is filled with tentacle and scale details, making lots of nice lump and bumps that caress your insides as you push the toy deeper and deeper inside you.

It’s definitely one of the Best Dragon Dildos.

Icicles No. 57 Big Glass Dildo

Clocking in at 9.5 inches long, this is one of the largest dildos you can find that’s made from glass, so you get a unique “stiff” feel when this toy is inside you.

This double-ended large dildos features a “penis-like” end and a ribbed textured end, so you can play around with different sensations.

If you didn’t know, the best glass dildos can be used with any lubricant and you can even it heat it up or cool it down in warm/cold water for temperature play.

However, there is no flared base on this toy, so it’s not advised to use this for anal play. Stay safe!

King Cock 12-Inch Dildo

If you’re looking for big dildos but 22 inches is a little much for you, the King Cock 12-inch long dildo is a perfect way to satisfy your huge cock craving without an ER visit.

A whopping 12 inches of insertable length, this bad boy comes with realistic glans/veins details and a flared base, making it safe for deep anal use (if you dare!)

On top of that, there’s a suction cup base too, so you can easily stick it to a hardwood floor and squat on top to get the best angle.

For huge dildos, squatting down onto them is usually the easiest way to get them nice and deep!

Big Tantus Silicone Dildos

Tantus is a Nevada based sex toy company, owned by sex toy pioneer and educator Mettis Black.  They make all their big dildos from platinum cure medical grade silicone that’s soft and body safe.

In total, they make 33 different dildos, here are their 4 biggest.

When it comes to sensation these big dildos are some of the best feeling guys out there.  They use Tantus’s super soft silicone which helps for stretching into a new size.  All of the Tantus dildos also have a lifetime warranty, so you don’t have to worry about them ripping like the cheaper amazon dildos.

When it comes to looks they aren’t the most colorful or elaborate, though. Right now they only come in black, but recently Tantus announced that they are adding more colors, like green and pink colors to Hoth and Cisco.

Spotlight: Big Anal Dildo, Mr. Universe

Mr Universe is 3 inches in diameter and 9.4 inches girth. When going this big, the soft tantus silicone is easy on your rectum’s delicate colorectal tissues.

On tantus’s website it has only 5 star reviews, and is the best quality girthy anal dildo i’ve been able to find.

Largest Monster Dildos

Monster dildos are the big big dildos.  Seriously, any other dildo will look small next to these guys.   Some of them are “modeled after actual dragon penises”, and have textures dreamed up by teams of silicone sculpting Michelangelos.

Extra-Large Bad Dragon Dildos

Bad Dragon studios makes the most exotic big dildos in the world.  They have dozens of different dragon dildos in the most exotic feel-good shapes that nature only wishes it had come up with.  There’s also equine dildos, tentacles, and fantasy pocket pussies.

For each dildo you can choose from 12 colors, 3 firmnesses and five sizes: mini, small, medium, large, and extra-large.  The extra-large ones are the monster dildos we mentioned above

Mr Hankey’s Large Realistic Dildos

If you love big veiny dildos then Mr Hankey’s Toys might be the only shop you ever need.  They create massive dildos in all shapes, sizes and themes.  They’re also all made from platinum cure silicone and meant to last a lifetime.  If you are currently getting big PVC toys like ‘The Fist’ or ‘Bombshell’ from Doc Johnson, you should consider switching to these guys. Their dildos are healthier, bigger, and better in every way.

Spotlight: Goliath, One Giant Dildo To Rule The All

As far as volume goes this is probably the biggest realistic silicone dildo ever made.  At the center of the shaft it’s a 4.8 inch diameter or 15.25 inch girth, with an insertable length of 12 inches.

Whoever can master this is a queen of queens. If you do some digging in google images with you will find some very titillating videos of it in action…

It beats out even the best Animal Dildos.

Now, this image above doesn’t even do it justice at all… until you see it in real life, and realize it’s actually HUMONGOUS. It should be, as we’ve never seen anything bigger in the world of giant phallic toys.

NJOY Eleven – Massive Dildo of Steel

This 11 inch metal dildo is in a category of its own. It’s made from silky smooth stainless steel and is a palpable 3 pounds.  The weight and smoothness combine for heavenly and deep contact to p-spots and g-spots, and for vaginal use it’s so smooth you’ll probably never need to use lube with it.

I haven’t met anyone who dosen’t love the feel of the Njoy stainless steel, it has to be one of the best reviewed big dildos on amazon.  The logo of our site even uses an Njoy toy, the NJOY Pure Wand, which is the Eleven’s smaller cousin.

The shape of all the Njoy dildos is ‘omnisexual’ which means it is designed to be used by either butts or vaginas.  In the eleven, the small end has stimulating ridges that double as a handle grip.  It’s like getting two big dildos in one.

Big and Realistic Dildos

Just because you go big on size, doesn’t mean you have to go small on realism.  Here’s some of my favorite big and realistic dongs.

Spotlight: The XXL Leroy Posable Dildo

Leroy is a massive dildo that you have to touch to truly appreciate.  Inside is a bendable rod that makes it posable, so you can change it’s shape to whatever you want.

Compared to other dildos it’s super super soft silicone.  It has to be one of the softest silicone dildos i’ve every felt.  Normally such soft material would be floppy and droop over, but the firm rod in the center means it keeps itself nice and erect.  It’s definitely one of the most ingenious big dildos on this list, and super fun to play with (and fuck).  If you can’t afford it, you might be able to touch one for free at your nearest sex toy boutique.

What Are Your Thoughts On Our Huge Dildos?

What did you think of my list of big dildos?

Did you have any favorites, or do you think there’s some other huge dildo that belongs in the list?  Please leave a comment below and let me know!

If you want to look at more lovely huge dildos and well-made sex toys, why not check out our list of the best dildos?

Adios!