Lust Epidemic! More like Incel Inferiority Complex! This game....is like eating at one of those restaurants that doesn't keep their food clean and fresh and you wonder why there's a storm in your guts for days. The most Angry Video Game Nerd I'll get without being too vulgar. But yeah this game is diarrhea.

As the story goes, and I can only tolerate this teenage male with problems fantasy for about 4 hours, is there was a sex scandal at your school. Multiple teachers taking turns with this supposed dork of a boy while also doing themselves and other male students. Yeah that wouldn't appear on CNN for a few weeks. But the character you play as, your protagonist I use loosely, is that boy in school who complains about never getting any or never getting laid or "NEVER GOING TO SCORE!" Yeah Beavis. I'll agree he is a pathetic incel. Why an incel? Who wants to play as an incel but...other incels. They have this delusion that every woman on the planet decided to not smash them. If you're in incel...just get out of your basement and meet some people and treat them like people especially as equal people. Seriously that's 'The Secret' to getting girls and getting laid. You will get some of dat azz in no time if you just do that. Vary simple too, and girls/women LOVE that stuff. They love it if you just talk to them and have meaningful respectful conversations. And from experience, doesn't have to be victorian language ether. You can talk a little dirty too just don't go overboard or into uncomfortable territory like this game.

So back to this game, you play pretty much a boy who needs years of therapy focused on sexual identity and security. There's a mysterious hurricane trapping you and others in a rival school. Other ♥♥♥♥ happens like a preacher died, a security guard shooting for demons. He aims at me and I'm all, "Oh typical. Just because I'm an incubus. This is SOOOO bias and xenophobic. Pffft. I'm not even horny right now and not talking about what's on my head." And from then on your mission is to screw as many cougars and found teenage girls as the game has. Using a...found serum....I think there was a Mel Gibson movie in the 90s about this once? Other movies too. So cliche...

Again...use your words to get some kitty action. You don't need Doctor Creep's love potions. Incels...pfft.

And the rest of the game is pretty much made in RPG maker and the gameplay is mostly a vary liner of finding a thing in literal order to forward the story. You'll be using the crystal ball more than a fortune teller in the 80s. Whenever they got a lot of business. You don't really get to pick and choose which girl to romance first or at all like in Summer/Winter Memories or Seeds of Chaos. There's no real choice just follow the bread crumbs to...why the first girl to smash is the least attractive to me? I'm not into the 1950s-70s mom look. The others are okay cougars. There's also teen girls too but don't know I'll play that much of this crap.

The sex stuff is...well if you're into 3D realistic looking women? I'd suggest Honey Select 2. The version Captain Jack Sparrow or Captain Hector Barbarossa would play if you catch my meaning. Arrr.

Not much else to say about those 4 hours of wasted time other than to write this comical but informative review of...Lust Epi....that's not what this is. It's "I can't talk to girls so I drug them instead simulator' at best. It is a game for incels, and I'm not that so quitting this one early.

But I won't rag on the devs since this was their first game to make all their dumb mistakes in and heard they made huge improvements in later games they made. This was their college experimentation days and nothing more. I think haven't played those yet.

And that's my review of Lust Epidemic...yeah. If you want a power fantasy over women? Play the Japanese versions of the Koikatsu games. Especially Sunshine for the island getaway Roman senator/emperor brothel feel. Yeah...*nods* Hay Caligula did had an awesomely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up childhood.

Quite long and nice animations. But I gotta say that I like more the protagonist of the second game.
This game is still worth it, check it out and have fun!

1st chapter of the NLT Trilogy.

1: Lust Epidemic
2: Treasure of Nadia
3: The Genesis Order