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The Work Hazards of Being a Sex Toy Reviewer: Prostate Play Edition (It Hurts to Pee or Poop)

Prostate orgasms are fucking amazing, and that’s kind of a problem. You see, I used to be content with the orgasm that a regular wank would produce for me, but after experiencing my first shaking Aneros “super orgasm” (NSFW!) a few months ago, I found myself chasing the dragon of the super orgasm a little […]

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3 Quick and Easy Fake Cum Recipes

3 Quick and Easy Fake Cum Recipes – How to Make Fake Cum In Your Kitchen

I love cum. There, I said it. As a gay man, there’s nothing more arousing to me than a cock shooting cum – preferably a lot of it. However, the human body is only capable of producing so much semen; I can’t expect my partner (or myself) to produce massive cumshots every single time. Sometimes […]

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I Got a UTI Because I Didn’t Wash My Sex Toys Properly

As I’m writing this blog, my penis is stinging like a fucking scorpion and I have an uncomfortable and never-ending urge to pee. My bladder feels like someone is squeezing on it and my urethra seems like it’s about to split at the tip. I haven’t been able to masturbate for nearly a week, and […]

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The 7 Best Pussy Pumps: Vibrating, Clit, and Vaginal Pumps

When it comes to pussy pumps, you are quite spoiled for choice. There are small ones, large ones, vaginal pumps, clitoral pumps, and even vibrating pussy pumps out there.  But what is a vaginal pump? Why use a pussy pump in the first place? In this guide, I’m going to answer your questions, give you some […]

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6 Sites Like Literotica

6 Sites Like Literotica – Free Erotic Stories Online

Porn is great and all, but sometimes it can be a little bit uninspired. Whether it’s a studio-produced porno with impeccable lighting and steroid-pumped models or a shaky handheld iPhone clip of random people shagging in a hotel room, it can all feel rather bleurgh. Although close-up cock-slapping-against-pussy porn has its place, it’s not what […]

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Urethral Sounding – A Guide to This Extreme Fetish

I won’t lie to you; sounding is not for the faint of heart. When it comes to the long and eclectic list of sexual fetishes, urethral sounding is one of the more risky and dangerous sexual activities out there, but that’s exactly why so many people love it! The taboo and thrill of penis sounding […]

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Douching for Dummies

Douching for Dummies: How to Prepare for Anal Sex

As a gay man, I’d always find it frustrating whenever I’d search Google for “anal cleaning” or “how to use a douche”. On the one hand, there’d be the extreme gay douche guides telling you how to prepare for a fisting from 20 people, on the other hand, there’d be writers for women’s magazines who […]

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39 Male Masturbation Techniques to Try

Everybody wanks. One national US study found that 95% of men had masturbated at some point in their lives. In fact, another study found that 20.1% of men in their late 20s engage in solo male masturbation sessions 4+ times per week. Personally, I think that figure is a bit low. I guess people don’t […]

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How to Use A Vibrator

If you walk into a sex store or look at sex toy websites online, you can find vibrators for beginners, vibrators for couples, egg vibrators, vibrating rabbit toys, and so much more. It can be a little bit intimidating when you’re browsing for your first vibrator and you’re bombarded with a sea of contorted vibrating […]

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Sex Toy Storage 101: How to Store Your Sex Toys

Before you purchase a sex toy, you naturally lust after the sexual pleasure it’s going to give you. You read about how big it is, how many vibration settings it has, and how it’s going to produce otherworldly orgasms inside your body. One thing that you might gloss over, however, is sex toy storage. Why […]

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