Bluechew Pills: Do They Work? A Gay Man’s Bluechew Review

This post is going to a little different, a review of a new ED medicine called BlueChew.  

I used to think I was alone when it comes to erectile dysfunction, but it seems that ED is much more prevalent than I assumed. As a gay man, my love life revolves heavily around sex, whether I want it to or not.

There’s that old joke about being “straight thin but gay fat” and how gay men are basically considered dead after around 35. As a 40-something single gay man who is beginning to struggle with erectile dysfunction, I thought that my life was coming to an end.

What is Bluechew?

I hate swallowing pills, so when I found out that Bluechew is essentially chewable Viagra or Cialis, I was instantly hooked on the idea. I am genuinely really bad at swallowing tablets – I often choke or gag if they’re too big. However, the chewable Bluechew pills means I can just toss them into my mouth on my way to work, chewing them down as I make my way to my car. 

Apparently, the fact that they’re chewable also means that they work more quickly than old school male enhancers, being absorbed into your body TWICE as fast. I’m sure there’s some interesting science behind that, but I’m not a doctor so I’ll take their word for it.

Bluechew is a subscription service where you choose a plan and they deliver them straight to your door every month. It’s a bit like Harry’s razors or HelloFresh, but for chewable male sex pills! The packaging is discreet and they can pretty much always be posted through your letterbox or left in your mailbox. Basically, you don’t have to go round to your neighbors asking for your “parcel” and worrying that they’ve maybe opened it.

You do have to fill out a health assessment to get these sex pills, and a licensed doctor does review your assessment to make sure you’re okay. You see, these pills come in sildenafil 30mg, the same active ingredient as Viagra, and tadalafil 6mg, the same active ingredient as Cialis. In case you missed it, the patents for Viagra and Cialis are now ending, so their ingredients are fair game and every man and his dog is racing to create the best sex pills on the market… Bluechew being one of them.

Coupon Tip

They have a survey that gives you a coupon for 1 month free after you finish it.  You can also use this link to skip to the end of the survey and just grab the coupon.

Sildenafil

Sildenafil is the active ingredient in Viagra. It’s designed to give you an erection in around 40-60 minutes and the erection in question should last for a few hours. However, because Bluechew is chewable and gets in your system more quickly, you should have a boner 20-40 minutes after chewing. There’s 30mg of sildenafil in Bluechew.

Tadalafil

Tadalafil is the active ingredient in Cialis. It kicks in 24 hours or so after you take it, but it’s not meant to give you instant boners all day and night. Tadalafil is more like a prescription – you take it all the time and then when you want to get your freak on, your body is naturally more prepared to rush blood to your penis and get going.

My Review of Sildenafil Bluechew

After a long night of drinking/clubbing on Saturday, I woke up on Sunday morning with a crappy hangover and a headache. I lay around feeling sorry for myself for a while, but then I started to get the dreaded hangover horn. You know, that strange feeling of horniness that comes over you sometimes when you’re lying in bed hungover? I don’t know why it happens. Anyway, like any self-respecting gay man, I took to Grindr in order to alleviate this problem – sometimes jacking off isn’t quite enough.

Luckily, I’m mostly a top, so I’m quite in demand on apps like Grindr which are filled with bottoms and “vers” guys who are basically bottoms who won’t admit to it. The dick pics came dribbling in, and this one twunk (twink-meets-hunk) was begging for a stiff cock in his ass – I think he was into the “daddy” type, which I guess I fit into now. I told him I could accom and he said he’d be there in about 30 mins. As soon as he said that, I realized that the clock was ticking!

I quickly routed through my sex drawer to find my Sildenafil Bluechews – the ones that are essentially a chew Viagra alternative. I wolfed one down and had a quick shower before the hottie arrived. He was early so I’d only had about 20 minutes for the Bluechew to work! He mentioned he was into BDSM and being dominated by daddies, so it seemed like the perfect plan to kill time until my boner was at 100%.

Fuck he was hot. He had the cute features of a twink but you could tell that he hit the gym a lot. He had that kind of dad bod which was toned but a tiny bit chubby in just the right places. I love a man with love handles! I pulled his jeans off and revealed his Aussiebum white jockstrap which was already bursting at the seams with his hard cock.

His ass was that beautiful bubble butt with wobbly cheeks which invite you to glide into the boy-pussy between them. He’d worked up some of that slightly sweaty man smell on his ride over here, and that aroma always drives me fucking wild. I tied him to the bed and teased his jockstrap-covered cock with one of my spanking canes. I could see it twitching with excitement as precum started to stain his white jockstrap. I bent his legs up and began to tease and tickle his bum – he moaned and groaned “please fuck me” while I spanked his ass and turned it red. His cock was throbbing inside that pouch, and by this point, mine was too!

I popped on my trusty cock ring as I teased this boy’s asshole with my finger and some gun oil. He let out a small whimper as I entered him – I saw his toes curl with both pain and pleasure. His rounded ass made it easy to slide 2 fingers in as I felt my cock throbbing with blood and excitement – this boy was begging for cock and I was ready to give it to him.

I released his legs but left him restrained and blindfolded on the top; I knew he fucking loved it. I slid my hard cock into his warm, inviting bottom. His mouth dropped open, he bit his lip in pleasure, and I managed to slide all the way into his warm ass with my rock-hard cock. I slowly went deeper, inch by inch – I knew that he loved my cock in his hole. His hot feet rested on my shoulders as my throbbing cock fully filled him up. He begged “fuck me hard daddy” and I think I nearly came there and then!

Man, I pumped my rock-hard cock into that beautiful Adonis ass for about 45 minutes. He was the kind of bottom who would do anything to please me – his lived to serve his master. He were both on Prep, so after 45 minutes of intense fucking I told him “I’m gonna cum inside you” and he begged for it. Right then, I shot my hot cum deep into his adorable ass, each contraction more powerful than the last.

As I knelt there, watching my cum slowly dribble from his buttcheeks, he put some on his finger and put it in his mouth, licking it seductively. My god he was dirty, and I’m so glad that I had Bluechew by my side. Imagine if this Adonis sex kitten of a boy had come over and I couldn’t get hard or stay hard? I would’ve missed out on one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life! Bluechew was a definite lifesaver!

My Review of Tadalafil Bluechew

I have recently begun taking Tadalafil Bluechew, and I can definitely see a difference in how easily I can get turned on by things. When I was out at clubs and saw hot guys, I used to think “oh they’re hot” and not think much more of it. Now when I see a guy who’s just my type, I start to feel an erection brewing in my pants, sometimes leaking a little precum too.

It can be a little annoying at times, because I’m not always in the right place/mood to be cruising for action, but I do feel sexually liberated and more confident because I know I’ll be okay if I unexpectedly get some action! I don’t have time to go diving into another steamy fuckboy story, but let’s just say that the tadalafil 6mg Bluechews have helped me to perform multiple, multiple times on the go.

By the way, if you are one of my straight readers you might want to check out this post which has a bluechew review from a straight perspective.

Is Bluechew Legit?

Bluechew make you fill out a health assessment which is assessed by a real doctor in Chicago, IL. These are not “no prescription Viagra” because you do need to be given a prescription via the internet. It’s mostly the sort of questions that you’d expect them to ask – they mostly want to check that you’re not mixing these pills with anything dangerous. You can talk to the Bluechew medical staff if you have any worries; they seem to be very helpful.

Does Bluechew Work?

Yes Bluechew does work! At least for me anyway. I used to be ageing gay man who was struggling with ED and ashamedly searching pharmacies for male enhancement pills that actually work. With these little fuckers, I feel like I’m 21 again! I may still be old-ish, but my cock has gone back to its glory days and I’m fucking like a horny teenager all over again!

A Few Bluechew reviews from Reddit

I’m a big fan of reddit for finding unbiased opinions of these sorts of products, so here are a few Bluechew reddit reviews to consider:

“It was good overall. Firmness was for sure there, but I had my old stamina. For the “cool down period” I didn’t stay hard, but it was extremely easy to get it back up. It was for sure an improvement, we had sex probably 4 times and I was not worried about going soft, getting it back up etc etc. BUT I did wake up with a killer headache. Honestly, next time I’ll probably take 2.”

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Bluechew coupon code, free trial, and free samples

Who doesn’t love free erections? You can get a 1-month free trial of Bluechew if you want to try it out, but bear in mind that you card will be charged at the end if your don’t log in and cancel it from the dashboard.

Nonetheless, you get 30 days to try these bad boys out, and if you aspire to be a queer middle-aged fuck machine like myself, I doubt you’ll be disappointed.

Bluechew Side Effects

The side effects of Bluechew are basically just the side effects of sildenafil and tadalafil. In other words, it’s the same side effects as Cialis and Viagra, if you’ve ever head them. I personally can get headaches a couple hours after using the sildenafil 30mg, but I don’t notice anything else personally. Apparently, with sildenafil, some people can get redness, congestion, muscle pains, blurred vision, bad stomach, diarrhea and more. With the tadalafil 6mg pills, you can get coughing, abdominal pain, muscle aches, low blood pressure, indigestion, and persistent erections.

Is Bluechew Safe?

Yes, Bluechew is safe. It’s the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, which have been around since the ‘90s. Of course, there are risks and side effects of any drug, including death, but the Bluechew health assessment should clear that up. Just don’t take more than the recommended dosages or you can wind up with an erection that lasts for 5 days.

Bluechew packages and pricing

Here’s how the pricing breaks down as of June 2019:

Sildenafil 30mg

“Active” plan - 6 x Sildenafil Chewables per month ($20)

“Busy” plan – 10 x Sildenafil Chewables per month ($30)

“Popular” plan – 17 x Sildenafil Chewables per month ($50)

“Pro” plan – 34 x Sildenafil Chewables per month ($90)

Tadalafil 6mg

“Active” plan – 4 x Tadalafil Chewables per month ($20)

“Busy” plan – 7 x Tadalafil Chewables per month ($30)

“Popular” plan – 14 x Tadalafil Chewables per month ($50)

“Pro” plan – 28 x Tadalafil Chewables per month ($90)

States where it’s not allowed

Bluechew cannot be sold in these states:

Arkansas, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, and South Carolina.

However, this is just because of the telemedicine laws in these states; it’s nothing to do with Bluechew specifically, so don’t worry about their kick-ass formula!

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