This post is going to a little different, a review of a new ED medicine called BlueChew.
I used to think I was alone when it comes to erectile dysfunction, but it seems that ED is much more prevalent than I assumed. More than 30 million men in the US experience erectile dysfunction, with mild/moderate erectile dysfunction affecting 50% of 50-somethings, 60% of 60-somethings, and so on. ED is a big problem for many men, and it only gets harder (get it?) to fight with age.
As a middle-aged guy struggling with ED, I decided to give some of the bluechew subscription service a go.
Bluechew is a subscription service where you choose a plan and they deliver male enhancement pills straight to your door every month. It’s a bit like Harry’s Home-Delivered Razors or HelloFresh Meal Delivery Kits but for male sex pills!
There are 2 Bluechew pills available – one based on Sildenafil (Ingredient in Viagra) and one based on Tadalafil (Cialis).
The packaging is discreet and they can be posted through your letterbox or left in your mailbox. Basically, you don’t have to go round to your neighbors asking for your “parcel” and worrying that they’ve maybe opened it.
Oh, and if you hadn’t guessed, Bluechew pills are chewable.
I hate swallowing pills, so when I found out that Bluechew is essentially chewable Viagra or Cialis, I was instantly hooked on the idea. I am genuinely really bad at swallowing tablets – I often choke or gag if they’re too big. Throwing them in my mouth and chewing them down is a lifesaver for me.
Apparently, the fact that they’re chewable also means that they work more quickly than old school male enhancers, being absorbed into your body TWICE as fast.
You do have to fill out a health assessment to get these sex pills, and a licensed doctor does review your assessment to make sure you’re not at risk for any side effects. Depending on your state's telemedicine laws you may also have to do a video call with a doctor.
In case you missed it, the patents for Viagra and Cialis are now ending, so their ingredients are fair game and every man and his dog is racing to create the best sex pills on the market… Bluechew being one of them.
Sildenafil is the active ingredient in Viagra. It’s designed to give you an erection in around 40-60 minutes and the erection in question should last for a few hours. However, because Bluechew is chewable and gets in your system more quickly, you should have a boner 20-40 minutes after chewing. On the checkout page you can choose either 30mg or 45 mg options. For this review I used the 30mg dosage. For comparison, the traditional branded Viagra comes in doses of 25mg, 50mg, or 100mg.
Tadalafil is the active ingredient in Cialis. It kicks in 24 hours or so after you take it, but it’s not meant to give you instant boners all day and night. Tadalafil is more like a prescription – you take it all the time and then when you want to get your freak on, your body is naturally more prepared to rush blood to your penis and get going.
As is the case with most men in their 40s, my sex life had recently taken a bit of a dive. Of course, my wife and I are very busy with our respective careers, but I’ve also starting to have trouble getting it up. I can be horny as hell, ready to give her the ride of her life, but my cock does not respond. So frustrating.
One evening after a romantic dinner date, I knew it was time to shine. I went through my sex drawer to find my Sildenafil Bluechews – the ones that are essentially a chew Viagra alternative. I did this without her seeing me – she knows I take them, but I didn’t want to ruin the “spontaneity” of the moment.
I knew I had about 20-30 minutes before showtime, so I got to foreplay with my lady, kissing her body and elegantly undressing her on the bed. She loves that stuff – it gets her nice and wet. She quivers and gasps as my tongue and fingers explore sensitive parts of her body, teasing her inner thighs and gently rubbing her clit through damp panties. Very hot.
After 20 minutes of foreplay, I could feel an insanely hard erection in my pants – I knew it was time to get busy.
She pulled down my boxers and my cock sprang free – she was impressed by how rock hard my penis was. After slowly licking my glans (she knows I love that) she began to suck the end of my cock while jacking my shaft with one hand. It was so hot – she loves giving blowjobs.
After 10 minutes of blowjob joy, I eventually came in her mouth. It was the hottest sex I’ve had in months, and it was partially thanks to Bluechew. If I hadn’t taken this male enhancement product beforehand, I wouldn't have had the confidence to get busy and have fun with my partner.
I also tried taking two bluechew pills just to see what would happen. Note it's not recommended to do this and is very risky, I just like to experiment.
The result was an erection so stiff that it almost started to hurt, the sex was incredible and I had no refractory period whatsoever after coming so I got right up for round 2.
However I got a bad headache afterwards and was very red in the face. I definitely won't be doing that again, I read the label after (probably should have read it first) and saw it says 'DO NOT TAKE TWO'. So from now on i'll stick to just using one since gets the job done great.
I have recently begun taking Tadalafil Bluechew, and I can definitely see a difference in how easily I can get turned on by things. Because these pills work like Cialis, they don’t give you instant boners… they just make it much easier for you to get a boner when you’re turned on.
Now whenever my wife wears a sexy outfit or I happen to pass some time by browsing Pornhub, I notice that my cock starts going hard (or at least semi-hard) in my pants more easily. This can be a little annoying at times, because I’m not always in the right place/mood for action, but it’s nice to feel like a horny teenager again!
I won’t take up your time with more sex stories, but let me assure you that tadalafil 6mg Bluechews have helped me to perform multiple, multiple times on the go. They’re especially useful on a vacation where the opportunities for sex with your partner are amplified. If you are curious about this version you also might want to check out this post which has another tadalafil bluechew review.
Bluechew make you fill out a health assessment that is assessed by a real doctor in Chicago, IL. It’s basic health questions – they mostly want to check that you’re not mixing these pills with anything dangerous. You can talk to the Bluechew medical staff if you have any concerns or questions. It's very legit and not like any of those sketchier online pharmacies based in Asia.
I used to be struggling with ED and ashamedly searching pharmacies for male enhancement pills that actually work. With these little fuckers, I feel like I’m 21 again! I may still be old-ish, but my cock has gone back to its glory days.
I’m a big fan of reddit for finding unbiased opinions of these sorts of products, so here are a few Bluechew reddit reviews to consider:
“It was good overall. Firmness was for sure there, but I had my old stamina. For the “cool down period” I didn’t stay hard, but it was extremely easy to get it back up. It was for sure an improvement, we had sex probably 4 times and I was not worried about going soft, getting it back up etc etc. BUT I did wake up with a killer headache. Honestly, next time I’ll probably take 2.”
“Tried my 1st blue chew chewable tablet and i have to say the taste is 1000% horrible!! I damn near spit it out it was bad. The after taste is still in my mouth 10 min later!!! God it better work!”
From what I can gather, not everyone likes the taste, but everyone raves about the effects on their boner.
Who doesn’t love free erections? You can get a 1-month free trial of Bluechew if you want to try it out, but bear in mind that you card will be charged at the end if your don’t log in and cancel it from the dashboard.
Nonetheless, you get 30 days to try these bad boys out, and if you aspire to be a middle-aged fuck machine like myself, I doubt you’ll be disappointed.
The side effects of Bluechew are basically just the side effects of sildenafil and tadalafil. In other words, it’s the same side effects as Cialis and Viagra, if you’ve ever had them. I personally can get headaches a couple hours after using two of the sildenafil 30mg, but I don’t notice anything else personally.
If you want the medical guidelines, potential sildenafil side effects include redness, congestion, muscle pains, blurred vision, bad stomach, diarrhea and more. Tadalafil side effects include coughing, abdominal pain, muscle aches, low blood pressure, indigestion, and persistent erections.
Yes, Bluechew is safe. It’s the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, which have been around since the ‘90s. Of course, there are risks and side effects of any drug, including death, but the Bluechew health assessment should clear that up. Just don’t take more than the recommended dosages or you can wind up with an erection that lasts for 5 days.
Here’s how the pricing breaks down:
Bluechew is currently not sold in these states:
Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Minnesota, Nebraska, Rhode Island, and South Carolina.
However, this is just because of the telemedicine laws in these states; it’s nothing to do with Bluechew specifically, so don’t worry about their kick-ass formula! They are also updating this all the time, they just approved some new states like Louisiana and Maryland in January 2020.
If you decide to try Bluechew out let me know in the comments below and share your own review of how it went!
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